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By: Angela

Angela — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 17:46:44 +0000

Can’t you see they have bigger problems to deal with?!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 13:32:05 +0000

That’s what they call “plugging away at the problem”.

By: Clumber

Clumber — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 13:08:31 +0000

H for Toy! – nah, i didn’t forget. Just not very creative and a tendency to not complete my thoug

By: Gandalf

Gandalf — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:41:44 +0000

Either way, the problem’s solved.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:08:36 +0000

On the don’t bother list…BP’s Top Kill & Junk Shot*.

*Although Wm. Burroughs’ claim that heroin addicts
(and narcotic users in general) do not suffer from diarrhea
may make “a shot of junk” worth a try if you don’t have
an Immodium pusher in your neighborhood.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 18:56:54 +0000

And
-fried field theory

Which drove King Darius to exclaim “Damn insolent Scythians!”

And the incorrect understanding of which explains why Sherman Cigaretellos are tough to find anywhere in the South,
especially Georgia, where retailers refuse to stock “Damn Yankees”.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 18:40:39 +0000

Leave the cap on but slightly ajar if you want timed-release action.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 18:34:54 +0000

But if they schedule a late-night showing of Pink Flamingos,
at the end it could very possibly turn out to be Divine.

By: Scribbles the Monkey

Scribbles the Monkey — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:21:48 +0000

With very little ado, may I present the Queen’s Tale:

Masculine, feminine, neuter.
I went for a ride on my scooter–

I ran into the Queen and said “I’m sorry, old bean,
I forgot to ‘toot-toot’ on my ‘tooter’!”

By: Scribbles the Monkey

Scribbles the Monkey — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:14:16 +0000

Yes, what is up with that? She was apparently fondling and teasing the bottle when she thought it might be covered in vaseline, eh? Then she confirmed her suspicion by smelling and licking it, I guess?

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:27:42 +0000

Would the vaseline be useful for slipping some quote fingers into those didactic assholes? You know, metaphorically?

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 15:46:32 +0000

Just make sure that you don’t put it in sideways.

No one likes seeing “visible Imodium suppository bottles inserted sideways bumps” on the butts of others.