Heather saw this car parked in her Takoma Park, Maryland neighborhood, while Heather spotted the truck below in New Orleans. Perhaps Stephanie and Michael can form a support group with Rene Hall?
![Stephanie [redacted] appropriates other people's property and destroys other people's belongings](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2667/3761351877_4f25b521a8.jpg "Stephanie [redacted] appropriates other people's property and destroys other people's belongings")
![Michael [redacted] Parks Like An Idiot](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4007/4341639070_c48434b22b.jpg)
related: You lied to me, Mr. Lundegaard.
Roommate revenge on wheels
June 15th, 2010 · 61 comments
FILED UNDER: car · graffiti · New Orleans · parking · Takoma Park
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#1
Silver
Eyyy… vandalism. Lol!
Oh shit! First! NOOOOO
Jun 15, 2010 at 9:37 pm rating: 0
#2
Wendy
No worries, I’m sure that’s Tempra paint.
Jun 15, 2010 at 9:42 pm rating: 2
#3
Wade
Dayum! Treach is reduced to driving a hoopty!
♫ I won’t get into that, I’ll do it…ah…sorta properly
I say the last P…hmmm…stands for property ♫
Jun 15, 2010 at 9:54 pm rating: 5
#4
Sofar
Dang this sort of thing makes me so angry. You do not mess with cars.
Jun 15, 2010 at 9:58 pm rating: 8
#5
veritybrown
Vandalism is pond-scummy. But I have to admit I like the car-top sign (assuming that it is on the accuser’s car, not the target’s). No revenge is so satisfying as damaging your enemy’s ego.
Jun 15, 2010 at 10:06 pm rating: 4
#6
Dibs
whats so passive aggressive about defacing someones property? Writing a note is one thing, don’t touch someones car!
Jun 15, 2010 at 10:07 pm rating: 4
#7
Neeners
The first note writer is mistakenly assuming that most people know what appropriate even means and that we have some sort of decent education! I had to go get my dictionary and to me that just does not a good PA note make!
Now the second one, white trash all the way, a guy or gal after my own heart, crime of passion.
The time it took to make that first sign, the care and (I’m hoping the special rack was already on there) thought makes me scared of this person! I think it’s Stewie!
Jun 15, 2010 at 10:43 pm rating: 17
#8
JetJackson
In all fairness Michael is parked like an idiot… there is barely any space for the car in front to get out. At least the vandal had the decency to choose a spray paint colour that works well with the vehicle.
Jun 15, 2010 at 10:46 pm rating: 23
#9
Duderina
if I wasn’t such a coward I would GLADLY spray paint and scratch every single door of every single car that parks on the bike lane in my neighborhood. Just because their vehicles are bigger and make noise they think they can do whatever the fuck they want! and since you can’t spend your entire day waiting for the asshole to comeback to his/her car to punch him/her in the face, you JUST HAVE to go passive-aggresive like there’s no tomorrow.
Please don’t park like an asshole.
Jun 15, 2010 at 10:48 pm rating: 30
#10
Xyzzy
The first one I can completely understand — taking & wrecking people’s belongings really isn’t cool.
The second one, I can only hope that’s some form of paint that’s easily removed. Makes me wonder what “Michael” did (beyond parking improperly) to make someone angry enough to perhaps-permanently trash his paint job like that, though!
Jun 15, 2010 at 10:57 pm rating: 2
#11
BeQui
At first I thought the truck gate said, “I am an Asian.”
Jun 15, 2010 at 10:59 pm rating: 11
#12
We shall speak anon
The first note was written by Michael, addressed to Stephanie after she appropriated his spray paint can (he’s a sign painter, as is clearly indicated by the quality of the lettering on the first photo) and destroyed his “belongings” (i.e., his truck).
Humiliated in front of his compatriots in the Big Easy, Michael did what any jilted sign painter would — he set out north, broadcasting his heartfelt tale to all who cared to read it from Interstate 59 to I-81.
Jun 15, 2010 at 11:53 pm rating: 12
#13
Matthew
I guess this wasn’t public enough
hehe
http://www.flickr.com/photos/suomynona/3659496272/in/set-72157609039497242/
Jun 16, 2010 at 12:50 am rating: 1
#14
Penny
Stephanie has appropriated the front wheel trims of both these vehicles
Jun 16, 2010 at 1:33 am rating: 7
#15
Canthz_B
Stephanie must have some shit with her, if doing her in the back seat results in a rusted out car when she steals your virginity.
Jun 16, 2010 at 3:07 am rating: 1
#16
Canthz_B
Poor Michael.
If he’d have showed up on that special day, his car would only read “Just Married”.
Alas, his car was spotted (by a gaggle of bridesmaids) parked askew at the local Kitty Kat Klub instead of the church parking lot.
Yes, they travel packing yellow spray-paint.
Jun 16, 2010 at 3:15 am rating: 6
#17
Angela
If Stephanie destroyed my other belongings and didn’t even touch that POS car, I’d be pissed, too. At least then, she would have done me a solid and let me get some insurance money.
Jun 16, 2010 at 6:54 am rating: 6
#18
Pterosaur
“Stephanie appropriates other people’s property.” So… she works at Small Claims Court?
If you insist on using words from your SAT study guide, at least choose one with a more concise definition.
“Stephanie purloins other people’s property.”
Jun 16, 2010 at 9:38 am rating: 2
#19
claire
bitches be crazy
Jun 16, 2010 at 11:14 am rating: 1
#20
pirate stephanie
Arrggh, I be purloining, matey.
Jun 16, 2010 at 11:45 am rating: 3
#21
obrienatrix
Oooh, I have been so sorely tempted… but thank you for continuing to post such things, thus keeping the likes of me out of temptation and jail.
Over at my blog I’ve taken the liberty of giving you a Versatility Award, for being versatile. It’s one of those “say seven things about yourself” memes; though frankly, any seven PANs would do the job nicely…
Jun 16, 2010 at 4:38 pm rating: 1
#22
Lisap
Both these notes just makes me really want to know what the people did, especially Stephanie.
And if the parking job in the photo was the motivation for the “note” I’d really like to know what else went wrong in the note leaver’s day.
Jun 16, 2010 at 5:41 pm rating: 2
#23
MC
First picture looks totally Photoshopped.
Jun 26, 2010 at 12:36 pm rating: 1
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