Comments on: Dear Dad, I hate you less than the other parental unit. Happy Father’s Day!

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By: Candice

Candice — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 02:01:34 +0000

My opinion on number three: the daughter was in a loving mood towards her father but it occurred to the her that in the future the two of them would inevitably have differences.

Realizing that in the midst of strong negative emotions she might write something she didn’t mean (based on past experiences), she decided to make her true feelings clear while she was in a more logical state of mind. She knows that the next time she writes “I HATE daddy” on a page it will not be literally true.

She does not intend “the next page” to refer to the page immediately following the one shown above, but rather to a hypothetical page that will almost certainly be created in the future. Not passive aggressive at all! Just a back-asswards way of saying “I love daddy”.

By: john

john — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 01:26:19 +0000

TOS u r still my phrickin hero

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Sun, 20 Jun 2010 19:16:52 +0000

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By: Lifetimegypsy

Lifetimegypsy — Sun, 20 Jun 2010 14:42:07 +0000

I know for sure that #1 is real.She is my niece and frequently exspresses herself through written word… Oh, to remember the day when you only thought these things or deffiently whispered them under your breath, never leaving obvious evidence like this… kids have it too easy now a days!

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 21:10:44 +0000

I always thought if your kid hates you, then you’re doing your job.

Unless your kid is in their twenties and thirties – then you probably spent too much time being their friend when they were kids and left them bereft of any sense of how to exist in the Real World.

(not to be confused with the woeful TV show that started the barrage of never-ending CRAP on TV today)

By: Balefulregards

Balefulregards — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 21:01:34 +0000

As I have said to my daughter

“I write about it all, so you can’t catch me with some tell all autobiography.”

And I have a note in which she tells her father he “DOES NOT ROCK” because he failed to OK ice cream.

every kid hates their parents, and every parent hates their kid(s). Then we get over it and move on.

By: much to my chagrin

much to my chagrin — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 19:33:50 +0000

Mo, I’m sending a white Russian, a spliff, an unsoiled rug, and a tape of whale songs your way. I tip my sarsaparilla to you!

By: darn it

darn it — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 18:55:50 +0000

You know CB I did not use epidural for the birth of my son (I could not, believe me or I would not have minded even horse tranquilizer.) but if you pass the football through your anus with the help of epidural I won’t judge you. Not that birthing a baby entitles mothers to be more important than fathers but when men wave it casual when they don’t have that experience it’s maddening.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 04:48:37 +0000

Having witnessed the births of my daughters, I have the utmost respect for women doing what comes naturally. Well, naturally except for the epidural nerve block.

It’s high time someone reminded these kids that mommy couldn’t make a baby with an egg alone. They may owe their birth to mom, but they owe their lives to dad.

By: Rubber Chicken

Rubber Chicken — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 04:04:31 +0000

Or has told you you’re being unreasonable after asking you for the fifty seventh time if they can have something/do something/go somewhere and you’ve said “No” for the fifty seventh time.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 04:03:00 +0000

Mothersbaugh better watch out for backstage ladders.
Chalk spells have been known to be subject to typos.

We are not here to sing.
We’re here to kill the dove.

By: TheOldSchool

TheOldSchool — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 01:58:02 +0000

welcome back, grimfool reluctant!