…and then it turns out Ang’s friend is like, Heidi Klum, and she’s with standing there with her big growling bodyguard, and the Misogyny Factory boys are all like, “Ruh-roh! If only we’d been drinking that shitty beer that makes us act all ‘smooth!’” Or something.
Adds our submitter from East Lansing, Michigan: “I don’t know where Ang’s friend parked originally, but because there was rope attached to the car’s bumper, it looks like ‘The Factory’ moved it.”
related: Why don’t you go park your car in Harvard Yard?
61 responses so far ↓
#1
se
wow, if they knew she was not hot, they would have toasted her?
Jun 30, 2010 at 9:26 pm rating: 12
#2
Maas
It seems they became increasingly sure that she was ugly as they composed the note, because the tone descends into open hostility, despite their initial restraint.
Jun 30, 2010 at 9:42 pm rating: 31
#3
debkatz
Dear Factory,
In fact, I’m drop-dead gorgeous AND possess super powers. Also, I’m PMS-ing like a mo fo. Watch out for my flying monkeys.
xoxo Ang
Jun 30, 2010 at 10:01 pm rating: 24
#4
ISpy
Am I the only one who thinks it says “The Fadors?” If so, one might assume that Ang’s friend is not only hot, but stupid, so they signed it hoping she would drop by to prove it.
Jul 1, 2010 at 12:00 am rating: 4
#5
Silence
Wait. They moved a car that was blocking other people in?!
Go Team Factory!
Jul 1, 2010 at 12:35 am rating: 30
#6
Nack
What I find interesting is that despite discussing “hawtness” as a prerequisite for the rage note being calm, that’s totally chick-style handwriting, with its bubble dots for the i’s and curly t’s. It just needs a <3 in there somewhere to make it formal.
Makes one wonder what exactly we have barged into here!
Jul 1, 2010 at 12:37 am rating: 16
#7
TheOldSchool
If these geniuses knew whose car it was, perhaps the time they spent penning their hostile note would have been better utilized by entering The Factory, finding her, and then politely asking her to re-park her car.
Jul 1, 2010 at 12:37 am rating: 11
#8
Canthz_B
If Ang’s friend had parked correctly and definitely been hot, would she be deemed a smart bitch?
Would the “Fuck off” become a “Fuck on, you Smart Bitch!”?
Jul 1, 2010 at 1:03 am rating: 7
#9
erich elster
i’ve got to agree with the factory here
Jul 1, 2010 at 1:35 am rating: 4
#10
FeRD
Mind you, it’s not an awful note. They score a few points for use of the word “deem” — even if it took a couple of attempts to reach the correct spelling.
Further, their employ of the classical Roman valediction, “Fvck off,” imparts an air of sophistication and gravitas to an otherwise deceptively simple missive.
Jul 1, 2010 at 1:38 am rating: 19
#11
TippingCows
I’d hate to see how vitriolic they are if they KNOW someone is ugly.
Jul 1, 2010 at 1:42 am rating: 13
#12
Duncan
I should start all my letters like that,
“To whom it may concern,
Know, foremost, that I am writing in ignorance of your comparative attractiveness and, as such, any combative element in my town should be estimated in a manner predicated upon the knowledge that my lack of sapience regarding whether you are smoking, tolerable or a sharnagger has mitigated my vitriol and ameliorated my tone. Second….”
That said, I think the note is awesome. It’s not really passive-aggressive some much as explicatory; otherwise Ang’s friend might not realise why her car had been moved.
Jul 1, 2010 at 5:27 am rating: 12
#13
Splint Chesthair
So are they saying that, hot, attractive females often get preferential treatment? Someone should do a sociology study on that one.
One of the girls that lived next to us in college had a Ford Aspire. We used to pick it up and drop it in places that she couldn’t drive away from. Lol, good times.
Jul 1, 2010 at 6:25 am rating: 5
#14
liddy
Wow, I guess when one parks one should leave a picture of a “hot chick” on the dash so that we can get preferential treatment. Leaving the rope concerns me….were they planning a hanging, a kidapping or a roping contest?
Jul 1, 2010 at 7:07 am rating: 2
#15
Mo®
Andy Warhol and his “Factory” sycophants had all they could stand of Ang Lee’s tigers crouching in the parking garage and giggling starlets.
Jul 1, 2010 at 8:39 am rating: 6
#16
Jess Sain
I think the underlying message is that if she is hot, she will be redeemed.
Jul 1, 2010 at 9:32 am rating: 5
#17
Woman on the Verge
How do they know her intentions were good? Maybe she had some horrific master plan that began with shitty parking…
Jul 1, 2010 at 10:10 am rating: 6
#18
Blogmella
They DIDN’T fuck up her car and they had to gang up to leave a note. She must be terrified.
Jul 1, 2010 at 12:53 pm rating: 10
#19
Hank
How does this count as passive-aggressive? This is straight aggressive, especially with the towing and all.
Jul 1, 2010 at 1:03 pm rating: 2
#20
S.
I foresee using the term “Misogyny Factory” a lot from now on – but unfortunately it will never be as literal as this.
Jul 1, 2010 at 1:06 pm rating: 4
#21
Mo®
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.
Jul 1, 2010 at 2:04 pm rating: 5
#22
Mo®
We’re not talking about the guy that built the railroad here.
Jul 1, 2010 at 3:32 pm rating: 1
#23
Andy
Hmmm. Well, if “The Factory” is the “C+C Music Factory”, then we’re getting somewhere.
Jul 3, 2010 at 9:40 am rating: 1
#24
Andrew
Oh god, “The Factory.” What a nickname to self-apply. I hate Andy Warhol fans.
Jul 22, 2010 at 1:30 pm rating: 0
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