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Thinking outside the box

July 7th, 2010 · 86 comments

“I have lived in my crappy building for over two years,” says our submitter from New York’s East Village. “It provides great entertainment, as we get a new set of notes built up on the wall every few months about issues such as people stealing Internet or the building smelling like cat pee. Then someone tears them down and we start over. (Though the building does usually smell of cat pee.)”

In the latest installment of note wars, the opening strike was launched by (she thinks) the building super.

Please do not put cardboard Boxes in Front of Building by Garbage. Leave in Hallway Lobby + Super will dispose properly.

Then some other anonymous apartment dweller threw in his or hew own (slightly flashier) take on the matter.

PLEASE REMOVE THIS CARD BOARD RECYCLING IS OUTSIDE. THIS NOT A DOOR-MAN BLDG.

And lastly…

These signs contradict one another. If we can't put the boxes outside and we can't put them in the hallway, where, may I ask, are we to put them? Thank you.

UPDATE: The box weighs in.

And as for that whole “New Yorkers are jerks” stereotype? This cardboard breakdown — spotted by Dianna in Santa Barbara, California — shows that when it comes to condescending rants, East Coasters don’t have a monopoly on rudeness.

For the person who placed this discard in the trash area! Everyone or rather most people sharing this facility are aware at the ELEMENTARY level (as per the sign on the gate) that YOU break the cardboard down and place it in the recycle container. CONCLUSION: People like you will have a visceral reaction as usual and neglect your personal responsibility. You are predictable. Trash personnel and recycle pick up people are not your lackys [sic] nor are your neighbors.

related: Stick this down your garbage chute

FILED UNDER: excessive underlining · irregular capitalization · neighbors · New York · note wars · recycling


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  • #1   oi bang

    What’s a conbood bro?

    Jul 7, 2010 at 10:27 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

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    • #1.1   Canthz_B bang

      It’s a “Bxos”, Silly.

      Jul 7, 2010 at 10:38 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       

    • #1.2   Mo® bang

      This. Is. BXOS!!!.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 11:11 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
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  • #2   Canthz_B bang

    As to note three…I’ve got some ideas about what to do with her box! :twisted:

    Jul 7, 2010 at 10:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

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    • #2.1   shaniatwainHEY

      Note Three Writer,

      Using ruled paper does not excuse you from underlining the important words.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 12:31 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
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  • #3   Canthz_B bang

    Ten bucks says the “super” is moving out at the end of the month.
    Award for Best Moving-Box Gathering Ploy.

    Jul 7, 2010 at 10:45 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

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    • #3.1   karen

      are you kidding? someone wasted time writing that LONG note? should just be an offical thing from the super or something on letterhead. that would probably stop it. :)

      Jul 13, 2010 at 11:34 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
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  • #4   H for Toy bang

    This reminds me of another one of those mad libs.

    Please *try to* put *your girlfriends’* boxes in *my bedroom* by garbage. Leave in *drugged state* + super will dispose properly.

    or

    Please always put *ticky tacky* boxes in *the hillside* by garbage. Leave in *the green one and the pink one* + super will dispose properly.

    Jul 7, 2010 at 11:46 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

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    • #4.1   Mo®

      Livin’ in Levittown!

      Jul 8, 2010 at 8:42 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
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  • #5   Tweak

    These are some of the least entertaining passive aggressive notes that have been posted in quite a while.

    Jul 8, 2010 at 12:05 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

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    • #5.1   park rose bang

      This has to be one of the most scintillating comments I’ve read in a long time.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 1:30 am   rating: 33  small thumbs up

       

    • #5.2   Canthz_B bang

      If only someone would submit something really passive-aggressive.

      Let’s see your notebooks, Tweak. Gotta be something there we can use for your amusement.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 2:51 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       

    • #5.3   Sirius¤ bang

      Zounds! This entertainment website that I visit for free on an almost daily basis has proffered content that is slightly askew of my normal expectations! Rest assured that I will be notifying the management of my dissatisfaction forthwith!

      Jul 8, 2010 at 1:07 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

       

    • #5.4   Sirius¤ bang

      Also I don’t think the note is actually passive-aggressive. WTF?

      Jul 8, 2010 at 1:09 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       

    • #5.5   Tweak

      hahaha I can see why some of you visit this website, you’re all masters of passive aggressiveness. I simply thought this post was boring so I stated it. This is a website dedicated to passive aggressive notes so I figured they screened the many notes they get and post the best ones–this one didn’t seem so great. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to be entertained, that’s the point of these types of blogs.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 1:16 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       

    • #5.6   Janellionaire

      Yay the first “that’s not PA!” comment. I’m gonna start taking a shot every time I see one of those.

      Jul 9, 2010 at 1:08 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       

    • #5.7   Sirius¤ bang

      I’m betting on drunk by noon.

      Tweak, my gradma used to say, “If you don’t have anything nice to say about anyone, then sit next to me ’cause I love to gossip!”

      Jul 9, 2010 at 12:56 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
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  • #6   JetJackson

    Perhaps someone in the building has been testing the Schrödinger’s cat theory. That would explain the boxes and the bad cat smells.

    Jul 8, 2010 at 1:09 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

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    • #6.1   infant tyrone bang

      There’s probably a connection to the tritium and promethium missing from Mrs. Toklas’ Glow-in-the-Dark Hash Brownie Shoppe downstairs.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 6:12 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
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  • #7   S

    I’m so disappointed that note writer 3 went to all the trouble of using the phrase “visceral reaction” in a reasonably appropriate manner, and then went on to spell “lackeys” as “lacky’s”.

    Sigh.

    Does anyone know that apostrophes are used for contractions and possessives rather than plurals any more?

    Jul 8, 2010 at 1:31 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

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    • #7.1   FeRD bang

      I couldent say’s.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 1:57 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.2   Canthz_B bang

      “Not” really. “As opposed to” in the past, they don’t seem to know any “longer”.
      Perhaps they know any less?

      Jul 8, 2010 at 2:59 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.3   anglophile bang

      S, I disagree with your assessment of the appropriateness of the “visceral reaction”. First, I don’t think there’s anything to “react” to in the act of disposing of one’s cardboard, and second, I sincerely doubt the disposer has any sort of “gut feeling” about it. I think the notewriter would have been better off to use a phrase like “people like you are brainless ninnies” or “people like you aren’t smart enough to comb your hair, let alone recycle properly”.

      My conclusion is that the notewriter thinks they are a lot smarter than they are, and the “lacky’s” is entirely expected.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 7:51 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.4   Ceyanne

      Actually, the note-writer didn’t spell it “lacky’s”. She/he spelled it “lackys”. The supposed apostrophe is the bottom of the “y” from the word “recycle” above it. It still doesn’t make up for the fact that the word should be spelled “lackeys”, however. :)

      Jul 8, 2010 at 8:15 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.5   anglophile bang

      Good eye for detail, Ceyanne.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 8:30 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.6   oi bang

      That’s what I was thinking glo, why the box disposer would have any reaction, let alone the visceral one. Is it like that cardboard box comes to life and haunts the disposer for inappropriate end of its life?

      Jul 8, 2010 at 10:24 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.7   HandyMarigolds

      On a related syntax note, is there some sort of underground comma boycott happening in Santa Barbara?

      Jul 8, 2010 at 11:44 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.8   infant tyrone bang

      ‘glo,
      I think the visceral reaction the note writer and “S” refer to is expected to take place when the addressee (the inept recycler) reads the note.

      If so, the ‘visceral’ that they mean is a 2nd or 3rd most common usage meaning ‘instinctive’, especially as contrasted with ‘intellectual’.

      So, to keep it in the ‘body parts arena’, rather than talking about a
      ‘gut reaction’, the note write and “S” mean a ‘knee-jerk reaction’.
      This reaction occurs when the addressee reads the note, goes “Pffft!”,
      and walks on, unable to connect her/himself to the note’s message.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.9   infant tyrone bang

      H/M,
      What you noticed is a documented, but little known, and less understood, phenomenon that lasts for about 72 hours after a Neil Sedaka concert.*

      It is as if the entire local population of certain punctuation marks has been drained out of the environment, akin to the way that some celebrities are said to “suck all the oxygen out of a room”, leaving phrases like “or rather” and “as usual” high and dry after Neil sings his smash hit from 1962, Breaking Up Is Hard To Do. (At least listen to the intro.)

      The NEA website and those of state education education agencies are replete with warnings to language arts teachers not to schedule tests involving punctuation on or near dates when Sedaka is scheduled to perform in their area. Local school districts, to eliminate any confusion, have even sent emails to teachers with Sedaka’s touring schedule.

      I tried to write this in a way that would use as many commas as possible.
      If you were jonesing for some, enjoy. Otherwise, sprinkle some around Santa Barbara next time you’re there.

      * From the mid-19980′s until the early 1990′s, of course, a similar situation obtained with regard to Sam Kinison and Bob(cat) Goldthwait, popular comedians of the day, who were reported to depopulate areas of exclamation points for 24-48 hours. It is instructive that although E! network was capable of functioning during this time, OK! magazine was not launched until about a year after Kinison’s death and Goldthwait’s career transitioned away from live performances into working in films.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 4:13 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.10   HandyMarigolds

      Now it all makes sense!

      Is that why my MSWord AutoCorrect removes all the colons from all my fan letters to Sharon Osbourne?

      Jul 8, 2010 at 4:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.11   dave

      infant tyrone @ 7.8 your babble is so stupid I had to come out to laugh at you.
      pfft could never be a knee jerk reaction. Do you understand what jerk means? (oh don’t come back and quote dictionary, that’s a rhetorical question) You encounter something unexpected and you are startled and do whatever (something that your subconscious believe that get you out of the situation) but go pfft.
      You go pfft (meaning oh I don’t care) only when you are not startled meaning you take up on the situation, contemplate it and decide it’s not worthy of your care. Essentially there is long thought process involved in going pfft not subconscious action.
      I don’t expect you to understand actually and do anything but type more babble which would involve quoting some obscure people and may be dictionary as if that makes you correct.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 4:32 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.12   infant tyrone bang

      H/M,
      If Sharon is the only colon cancer sufferer you write to using that punctuation mark, then res ipsa loquitur is pretty much what I’m hearing.

      Maybe write to another c/c survivor (not C.C. Rider) and see if it’s specific to the disease or to Sharon. Bill Gates might pay hush money…

      Hope you enjoyed Neil. I know the lyric sites show it as
      “Come on, come on, etc.”, but I never heard it that way.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 4:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.13   infant tyrone bang

      dave,
      I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
      I’ve still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission.
      And I want to help you.

      I had to come out to laugh at you.
      Posting your credentials as an expert in English idioms early, nice move.

      pfft could never be a knee jerk reaction…Essentially there is long thought process involved in going pfft not subconscious action.
      Well, you’ve established your preeminence, so I’ll concede the point and go back to my hopeless fantasy that maybe, somewhere, somewhen (maybe even in Santa Barbara), some twit who’s never developed a sense of responsibility could read a sign such as that, and, once they have interpreted that the message is for them (not a long process at all for a native English reader), dismiss it quickly with a ‘Pffft!” or something equivalent, the dismissal being virtually instinctive.

      I don’t expect you to understand actually…
      It did take some work…
      and Look, Ma!, No obscure people and no dictionary.

      dave ? really ?

      Jul 8, 2010 at 6:05 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.14   dave

      yep! that’s what I thought. Doing something quickly does not equal to doing it subconsciously. Thanks for reinforcing my opinion about you.

      Jul 9, 2010 at 11:17 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.15   infant tyrone bang

      In my example, the reading comprehension is rapid…
      (not a long process at all for a native English reader),
      but the dismissal, the “Pffft!”, is virtually instinctive.

      Doing something subconsciously does not imply
      doing it instantaneously, or even quickly.
      We all have plenty of long-running subconscious processes.

      It’s too early for gill-netting,
      but you may have some luck on the ocean.
      If prepared well, many of your guests will reach
      almost instinctively for the dill sauce.
      Bon appetit!

      Jul 9, 2010 at 12:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.16   park rose

      Why do tyronne’s opponents of late all have trouble using articles?

      Jul 9, 2010 at 1:58 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       

    • #7.17   infant tyrone bang

      Perhaps there is only one disarticulated opponent.
      Kind of like Richard Feynman’s facetious hypothesis that the reason physicists get such consistent results for the mass value of the electron is that there is really only one electron in the universe…
      it just moves a lot and changes position vewy, vewy qwickly.

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  • #8   Canthz_B bang

    I’m ashamed.
    I never breakdown my discards.
    A game of Gin is already too long!

    Jul 8, 2010 at 3:10 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

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  • #9   Edwina the Defrocked Nun

    Recycling is always an emotional issue.

    Jul 8, 2010 at 9:22 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

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  • #10   HeatherW

    I can count, on one finger, the number of people I know that understand what “visceral reaction” means. Why not throw in some other really descriptive words like “ameliorate” , “discombobulation” and “praetorian” just for added effect?

    Jul 8, 2010 at 9:47 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

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    • #10.1   Mo® bang

      Don’t be fatuous.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 10:37 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       

    • #10.2   infant tyrone bang

      Insinuate that I have an infatuation !?
      I insist we hie to the egress + proceed anon.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 11:03 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       

    • #10.3   The Elf

      It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 11:17 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       

    • #10.4   HandyMarigolds

      The last time I had to circumnavigate so many egregious, ostentatious sesquipedalianisms was when I contracted pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 11:48 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       

    • #10.5   mamason bang

      Mo, I don’t think it’s at all nice to call Heather fat. :-|

      P.S. It’s probably glandular.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 12:38 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       

    • #10.6   Mo® bang

      I meant, “Don’t be phatuous.” ? :???:

      Jul 8, 2010 at 2:16 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       

    • #10.7   mamason bang

      hehehe!

      Jul 8, 2010 at 3:30 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       

    • #10.8   Janellionaire

      I know what it means! I watched the last season of Project Runway, where “listen to your viscera” has replaced “go with your gut.”

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  • #11   shwonline bang

    It breaks the cardboard down and places it in the recycle container or else it gets the hose again.

    Jul 8, 2010 at 10:18 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

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  • #12   oi bang

    Since when its a crime to be predictable?

    Jul 8, 2010 at 10:25 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

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    • #12.1   HandyMarigolds

      I knew you were going to say that.

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  • #13   Mo® bang

    If Door – Man this isn’t, than is it Window – Woman?

    Jul 8, 2010 at 11:13 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

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  • #14   HandyMarigolds

    Given that the Santa Barbara note was marinated in TLDR, isn’t it natural for the writer to assume that only dull-witted, predictable, viseral reactors will make it to the end?

    Jul 8, 2010 at 11:38 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

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  • #15   PABLO

    Maybe the brainless ninny (from note #4) would’ve placed the cardboard in the “recyle” container if they noticed one? Unfortunately for the note writer, it seems the brainless ninny might’ve simply been confused by the presence of a recycle container where the recyle container used to be. Stupid lackys! If not for them, there’d be no visceral reaction or appearance of neglect…

    Jul 8, 2010 at 12:01 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

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    • #15.1   oi

      So, you are that brainless ninny. Gotta say one thing though, your confession does not make much sense.
      “presence of a recycle container where the recyle container used to be”
      If the container was where it was before then what’s the problem?

      Jul 8, 2010 at 12:08 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       

    • #15.2   H for Toy bang

      Oh good oi. I read that through 3 times thinking I must be missing something. I’m glad I’m not the only one who is confused about where the recyle container is, was or used to be.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 1:57 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       

    • #15.3   PABLO

      The container specified in the note is a “recyle” container. That’s apparently where the cardboard belongs.

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    • #15.4   H for Toy bang

      I have to apologize to PABLO. I missed the missing “c” in recyle. About a dozen times. I got it now. Thumbs.

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  • #16   farcical aquatic ceremony

    All I know is that as SOON as I finish building a fucking fort–whether in the hallway or on the sidewalk out front–some ASSHOLE tears it down!

    Jul 8, 2010 at 1:31 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

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    • #16.1   Mo® bang

      That was your fort? Well you’re fort has become my castle! Now be gone you silly English knigggits before I taunt you a second time!

      Jul 8, 2010 at 1:41 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       

    • #16.2   mamason bang

      Everybody needs a fucking fort.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 3:32 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       

    • #16.3   HandyMarigolds

      Am I old-fashioned to prefer the notion of the “love nest?”

      Jul 8, 2010 at 4:07 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       

    • #16.4   Mo® bang

      I thought “Love nest” was something else.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 4:18 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       

    • #16.5   infant tyrone bang

      As in Candidate (Candy) Kane caught in love nest with “singer” ?

      Jul 8, 2010 at 4:20 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       

    • #16.6   mamason bang

      I got yer love nest right here!

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  • #17   Marge

    These nasty notes re. cardboard are so much more believable than those feel-good commercials about seeing someone do something kind and passing it on, don’t you think?

    Jul 8, 2010 at 3:30 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

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    • #17.1   Mo® bang

      Along those lines I would like to send a big Fuck YOU to Sarah McLachlan and her abused animals commercial. Here I am trying to get through a day and just want to plop down and watch mindless drivel but oh no! Miss Goodypantalones has to remind me that people suck. What’s the opposite of feel good commercial??? Oh yeah SARAH McLachlan!

      Jul 8, 2010 at 4:25 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

       

    • #17.2   mamason bang

      She should fly away from here. And how is that song mournfully playing in the background in anyway relevant to abused dogs and cats? Are these animals really in dark, cold hotel rooms? What kind of abuse are we talking about? I just don’t want to be awakened at 2am. So not cool.

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    • #17.3   twiggy

      I always feel akward when I see the abused animal comercials. I feel like I should want to help the animals, but then I feel like a jerk for helping the kitties when I changed the channel on the hungry kids, or the cleft palate (sp?) kids

      Jul 8, 2010 at 4:43 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       

    • #17.4   HandyMarigolds

      @mamason: Considering the song is about a heroin overdose, the PSA is obviously designed to shed light on the serious problem of animal opiate abuse.

      Jul 8, 2010 at 5:40 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       

    • #17.5   infant tyrone bang

      If y’all could see the junk my cat drags in…
      like he’s trying for the feline Herbert Huncke prize.

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  • #18   Janellionaire

    God, I stopped reading that last note after about 2 lines. What a waste of good cardboard.

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  • #19   sadie

    @ Mo®:

    It’s too bad that Sarah McLachlan is making you think about things that are wrong it the world. I feel for you, I really do. I mean, if everyone just shoved their heads in the sand, all the world’s problems would be solved. So I add a hardy ‘screw you!’ to Sarah and her desire to fix things!

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    • #19.1   Mo® bang

      HAHAHAHAHA!!! :lol:

      I am sorry your sense of humour is missing.

      Jul 9, 2010 at 2:07 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       

    • #19.2   bibberly

      My mom’s dog gets up and turns her back to the TV when that commercial comes on, then she sighs loudly. One time I said, “Wow, she’s really bothered by those abused animals, isn’t she?” My mom, without missing a beat, said, “No, the dog just hates Sarah McLachlan.”

      Jul 9, 2010 at 10:18 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       

    • #19.3   WMDKitty

      Now that’s a dog with good taste!

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    • #19.4   sadie

      It’s not that my sense of humour is missing. Far from it, actually. I’m just tired of people hiding their apathy with humour and sarcasm. I’m faced with that every day, and it’s exhausting. Looking away once opens the door to looking away again, and again, and again, and soon you’ll never look, and bad things will happen in your front yard and you won’t even notice, and therefore won’t care.

      Maybe you’d say, ‘whatever, they’re just animals.’ Maybe you’d say ‘it’s bad, but I don’t have the energy.’ Maybe you really do just hate Sarah McLachlan, and a message you’d otherwise take an interest in is lost. It doesn’t matter why you look away, it only matters that you do, and thereby let these things take place. Yours could be the voice that makes the difference, but instead you sit in comfortable silence and the world goes on as it is.

      I’m tired of it, is all. I decided a while back that I wasn’t going to let it go any more, so I’m speaking up. My duty’s done.

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    • #19.5   Wrench bang

      Wow, a PAN on PAN… will this create a time loop?

      And secondly, if you’re THAT concerned with animal abuse, you should be anything BUT supportive of the HSUS, a subsidiary of PeTA who ROUTINELY destroy adoptable animals in order to further a purely political agenda of opposition to domestic animal partnerships. The HSUS is a political activist group which actually is worthy of ridicule and sarcasm. If you want to get your panties in a knot over helping the animals, then every time you see one of their insipid, deceptive commercials you should make a donation to your local animal rescue or shelter, many of whom operate in the red, year after year, while the HSUS is worth over $162 million.

      Jul 11, 2010 at 12:35 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       

    • #19.6   infant tyrone bang

      You deserve a treat.
      Maybe a different one than this,
      but at least this one will un-exhaust you
      until the perfect one comes along.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yGywwnNswA

      Jul 11, 2010 at 1:51 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       

    • #19.7   mamason bang

      WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?

      Jul 11, 2010 at 12:01 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       

    • #19.8   anglophile bang

      To be fair, the commercial is for the ASPCA,which is a perfectly respectable and worthy organization, not the HSUS, which sucks eggs.

      Jul 11, 2010 at 1:28 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       

    • #19.9   MAMARILLA2 bang

      Not to sound perfectly unfeeling, but just like the Feed/Save the children in 3rd world commercials, the Save the animals hits me about the same way. I can barely keep my own children and pets fed and healthy on my meager income as it is…I should be made to feel guilty for not being able to support the weight of the world…

      Jul 11, 2010 at 2:59 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       

    • #19.10   Canthz_B bang

      I want to know why my child support was so steep if you can feed and clothe the little bastards on like 27¢ a day.
      And why doesn’t that guy with the beard take some shoes with him next time he goes down there?

      How about we BBQ the dogs and cats and feed them to the children?
      Two birds, one stone…even though I’m four-square against stoning birds…

      Jul 17, 2010 at 12:27 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
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  • #20   infant tyrone bang

    Dude,
    Have you been using large amounts of Dr. Bronner’s Castile soap ?
    Maybe try dialing back on the number of drops…
    Correct titration is critical where the All-One-God-Faith is concerned.
    All the best…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXfFI8KBTy8

    Jul 10, 2010 at 11:31 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

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  • #21   Canthz_B bang

    Great. Another Unabomber is born. :-|

    Jul 11, 2010 at 3:32 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

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