So, according to Susan and Amber, there’s a creeper on the loose in Orlando, Florida…one who has a penchant for peering in the bathroom windows of his female neighbors. (In this case, a window that some brilliant architect decided to position essentially in the shower.)
Of course, there’s always another side to the story.
So, how ever could Susan and Amber resolve this tomato/tomahto dispute (aside from, you know, buying curtains)? Dr. Tobias Fünke, never-nude, to the rescue!
related: Be more private with yourself



40 responses so far ↓
#1
shwonline
Apparently the illiterate are welcome to keep looking.
Jul 12, 2010 at 10:04 pm rating: 43
#2
Sean Jungian
I’m sure curtains infringe on their rights to free expression.
Jul 12, 2010 at 10:09 pm rating: 10
#3
Julie
I’m just glad the science of analrapy is finally good for something, even if it is just curing peeping Toms.
Jul 12, 2010 at 10:12 pm rating: 13
#4
JOHN TROTTER
“STOP DOGGIN YOU PUUURRVE “
Jul 12, 2010 at 10:24 pm rating: 0
#5
Canthz_B
If you can read this our frosted-for-our-privacy window is wide open.
Jul 12, 2010 at 10:28 pm rating: 16
#6
dixiechick
Wait, are the windows fogged up, or am I missing my moment of clarity here? Are there candles lined up on the windowsill on the inside, and pictures of Tobias taped to the outside??? Or WTH? (And in picture #2, is that a curtain or a more temporary towel?)
I AM SO CONFUSED. (But I’m also giggling at the reply in #2!)
Jul 12, 2010 at 10:29 pm rating: 2
#7
park rose
Oh, I always thought it was the to-may-to/tomato dispute.
Not the tomahto/tomahto dispute
Jul 12, 2010 at 11:15 pm rating: 6
#8
shesajem
the window is frosted – how could he see in? maybe they were leaving it open.. that’s just asking for it.
Jul 13, 2010 at 1:17 am rating: 1
#9
Froget Menot
…this illiterate worm ( he cant read clothes ) was creepy crawling on my window , forcing me to look at him .. I didnt make out his features .. but i swear it was Desmond Morris
Will i go blind now?
Jul 13, 2010 at 1:46 am rating: 0
#10
tom
lol @ the Arrested Development reference.
Jul 13, 2010 at 1:47 am rating: 3
#11
Andrea
About the `don`t stand in the window naked” thing…
I can’t remember what happened after. There was this story last year about a dude getting charge for being nude in his home… a mother and her kid were walking by and saw him in the window. (Except that they were cutting through his yard?) Does anyone know what happened to that case?
Anyways, I have one of those frosted shower windows and I hate it. I always cover it up when I shower. Especially in the early morning.
Jul 13, 2010 at 3:07 am rating: 0
#12
Canthz_B
Insecurities.
If you cannot look out through your frosted window and see details, no one can look in and see details.
If the former is not the case, please work-out more often.
Jul 13, 2010 at 4:11 am rating: 0
#13
amocksun
The Analrapist saves the day!
Jul 13, 2010 at 9:52 am rating: 1
#14
dave
So what’s the logic behind the naked Tobias pictures in the third window? Did posters think that posting naked Tobias pictures would satisfy the peeping tom’s urge? or looking at that hairy body would actually repel him and he won’t look at showering chicks anymore?
Looking at that picture some more I think Tobias’ sideways, eager and looking inside the shower pose would actually encourage the peeping tom to buy high power binoculars.
Jul 13, 2010 at 10:43 am rating: 1
#15
Froget Menot
…Talk to the wind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RN9QuAiI7vQ
Jul 13, 2010 at 1:24 pm rating: 0
#16
Amber
This is my house.
To clarify on some questions/statements:
1. We are renting the house and just moved in. I’ve never had to deal with the whole window in the shower issue so I assumed when I couldn’t see OUT of the window clearly, someone looking in wouldn’t be able to see any distinct outlines or anything of that nature. Plus, theres a plant in front of the window. Sorta.
2. The way we realized that this isn’t necessarily the case was when our neighbor on the other side of the house , an interesting toothless character named Doak, told me that the neighbor who’s yard the window faces told him he could see my room mate and I in the shower, and that he may be “looking in.”
3. The last photo was taken from outside.
4. Tobias serves no purpose but a supreme LOL to my room mate and I. Yes, we’re aware that the photos are of poor quality. Again, LOL.
5. There is a towel now hanging inside the window. And none of our neighbors talk to us.
Jul 14, 2010 at 1:18 am rating: 2
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Sep 26, 2010 at 10:53 pm rating: 0
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