Comments on: God’s word is…well, a little confusing, at least for a 7-year-old.

By: Jessica Sideways

Jessica Sideways — Sun, 26 Dec 2010 21:11:38 +0000

Mmm hmm, if you want to love a woman like a god loves her, you’re definitely earning yourself some stalking and domestic violence charges, along with restraining orders galore.

By: SarahWoopWoop

SarahWoopWoop — Tue, 30 Nov 2010 16:42:56 +0000

Actually it’s “masturbating”. Just saying.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 09:57:52 +0000

Not sure, but I can tell you he’s masterbating furiously

By: FeRD

FeRD — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 05:08:43 +0000

*LIKE* Gay pugs are the best!

By: Noelegy

Noelegy — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:12:17 +0000

You just made me flash back to my one experience at this uber-Baptist retreat weekend in OK (very famous, Southern Baptists would recognize the name immediately). I was not a Baptist, but many of my friends were and I was invited to go on this retreat. It was about a five-hour drive. Someone had a jambox on the bus and it was playing Petra (an 80s power-pop Christian band). One of the chaperones told us that we could not listen to rock music. The rebuttal was made that it was Christian rock music and therefore okay. The chaperone replied that since it SOUNDED like rock, it was not acceptable.

By: AorD

AorD — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:27:16 +0000

Silas, your Doom pillow has made my day. I enjoyed writing that sentence. That is all.

By: Wolverine Girl

Wolverine Girl — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 08:01:06 +0000

If God is watching, then why the hell are they following you around? And isn’t there something in the Bible about not provoking children to wrath? If there was one thing in the world that made me wrathful when I was a kid, it was overpriced lollies. That, and being stalked around a shop by a creepy shopkeeper.

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 04:26:53 +0000

Silas’ stepdad is Chief Bromden? Silas is Randle Patrick McMurphy?
My pug is making more sense than me at present, but I’ve had a merry band of pranksters playing at my conscious and otherwise ever since I saw this comment. By the way, the pug is trying to get me to play squirrel with him (a stuffed toy he throws about with gay abandon – that one’s for you, FeRD). Two yummy beers to the wind. Might leave it there.

By: Jen Jen

Jen Jen — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 03:52:40 +0000

I was so shocked to see Rayne!! Who would have thought a town from down here would be on this site? =)

By: Froget menot

Froget menot — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:30:41 +0000

“And how much for these disposable vomiting bags ?”

Linda Blair.

By: park rose

park rose — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:13:17 +0000

Stolen fruit is the fucking deliciousest.

By: Woman on the Verge

Woman on the Verge — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:42:19 +0000

Jesus Christ! He's watching me. How the hell should I know if he is smiling?

By: mamason

mamason — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:18:03 +0000

Well, Silas. Isn’t that special? Where ever did you get your design idea? Hmm? Could it be… SATAN?

By: The voice of... James Mason

The voice of... James Mason — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 20:09:13 +0000

Well… God WAS watching you… but he was fucking delicious…!