Comments on: Excuse me, I’m here to file a restraining order on behalf of my house plant

By: mystic_eye

mystic_eye — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 19:45:36 +0000

Is it really sad that since someone suggested the leader of Malaysia might not be a PM I literally had to go look it up?

Their Prime Minister is Najib Tun Razak in case you were wondering.

However their Supreme Ruler/King is Yang di-Pertuan Agong who is also elected.

I don’t remember learning about elected monarchies and why a place with an elected monarch would also need a Prime Minister completely eludes me. Or why you would run for a ceremonial role?

By: jayskinner70

jayskinner70 — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:28:48 +0000

Best follow-up I’ve heard in a while. Good to know that the universe has a keen sense of humor.

By: jayskinner70

jayskinner70 — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:24:48 +0000

In this day and age, who still has a bush to molest?

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:06:42 +0000

Did she complain about that too or did she shut up after that?

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 08:02:23 +0000

At least water them and give them a dose o’ Miracle Gro first.

By: WMDKitty

WMDKitty — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 06:13:56 +0000

Karma is a bitch!

By: Edwina the Defrocked Nun

Edwina the Defrocked Nun — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 02:34:14 +0000

I try really hard not to mess with crazy folks.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 01:13:21 +0000

Most of the cursive writing looks very good, but those spiky strokes on the letter “p” are reminiscent of Poseidon’s Trident (which, just try finding a pack in Athens), which makes me think Ms. Agri/Agro got into the mood to memo by nipping into a bottle of minty fresh Clorets-ina wine.

By: Grimfool Reluctant

Grimfool Reluctant — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:44:25 +0000

I’m pretty sure that note was written in chlorophyll ink.

By: Guy

Guy — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 23:52:14 +0000

This is Guy (the neighbor of the harassed plants/lady). It just got so much funnier. The people upstairs moved the feeder over a couple of feet so it was over the opening into the courtyard instead of where she kept her plants. The next day she stepped out into the courtyard with her laundry and a bird shit on her head.

By: Tracy Levine

Tracy Levine — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 23:31:17 +0000

LOL @ the Zoolander reference

By: Froget Menot

Froget Menot — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 18:26:53 +0000

Yes , you’re both very perceptive !

1 schizo
1 maso

a tiny plant

Maybe ?

By: TeacherLady

TeacherLady — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 18:11:24 +0000

Damn! I hate it when plants are getting more action than me!

By: Bored at work ..

Bored at work .. — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 17:59:33 +0000

Whatever, Han-sell-out.