Comments on: “Testosterone-fueled wackjobs make the darndest threats!”

By: Mrs. Basil Marceaux

Mrs. Basil Marceaux — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 04:21:47 +0000

Well, since Sarah Palin has “gone rogue”, we should probably expect more undereducated white-trash usage of that word.

By: chrys

chrys — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 22:59:50 +0000

I couldn’t believe a Gastonian used the word rogue. Sadly, I’m from there, and it’s the kind of place known for it’s undereducated, white-trash residents.

By: wright1

wright1 — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:50:36 +0000

Aww, how sweet that someone’s been giving Claw the attention he deserves…

By: wright1

wright1 — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:44:58 +0000

Sure. And with an invitation like that, don’t bother knocking; just have at the doorknob with hammer and chisel. He’s a dog and gun owner; he’s used to loud noises at odd hours…

By: Wrench

Wrench — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:57:34 +0000

The other sign on the last one: “Ignore this if you want to.”

Sooo… it’s only trespassing if I’m there against my will? Gotcha.

By: Worker 11811

Worker 11811 — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 05:32:00 +0000

Mo®,

You’re right. S&W does make a .50 cal handgun.

But my gun is bigger!

By: mamason

mamason — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 04:05:12 +0000

April, April, April. You go, Grill.

Oooh, that’s what you meant when you said you had a surprise for me, Mo! Well. I guess the cat’s out of the bag so, don’t forget the lube this time.

By: RandyinReon

RandyinReon — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:29:36 +0000

He’s definitely referring to one of the bruise brothers, Jose Canseco (#33). This confirms that:
a) He’s sporting a mullet
b) He loves the muscley men
c)He has a little wiener.

By: April Grill

April Grill — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:17:23 +0000

Are your daggers properly poisoned for this instance? If not, I bet I have some in the guild bank! Ok, gave myself away as a gamer.

By: April Grill

April Grill — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:15:26 +0000

Mamason, as usual, you’re wit has made me gafaw!

By: Neeners

Neeners — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:15:35 +0000

I think Tom is sweet. He clearly is seeking companionship as he invites us to love him at the end of his blathering, murderous, threatening note.

I feel strangely closer to him and if I wasn’t trying to break in and steal him blind, we might have been close friends.

By: mamason

mamason — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 23:54:11 +0000

I thought he looked a bit different, butt his breath was the same.

By: Froget Menot

Froget Menot — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:56:24 +0000

…. Make my day …

By: aaa

aaa — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:10:08 +0000

Sounds like my pet cockroaches. Except they can’t swear. Although it sounds like they could be trying to say “shit” when they force air out their spiracles…