Comments on: Those heirloom tomatoes had sentimental value!

By: Tim Kramar

Tim Kramar — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 11:31:36 +0000

I left a note on a drink that said “I spit in this.”

I came back for it, and there was another note attached that said, “So did I.”

By: JumbleJumble

JumbleJumble — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:28:02 +0000

You know what’s awful (or awesome, depending on how you look at it)? I’m a black American and I didn’t know that ‘coon’ was a racial epithet for ‘my people’ until just a few years ago (I’m 22). Hooray for progress (or ignorance)?

By: amazed

amazed — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 07:00:15 +0000

Yes my friend….there is a brand of cheese in Oz called Coon.

I’m originally from New Zealand but now live in Aust. Everytime I buy it from the supermarket not only do I feel guilty…but I hide it in my shopping bag so you can’t see it through the plastic bag…

If fact I was walking down the street the other day and saw someone else’s Coon branded cheese through their shopping bag and I was embarrassed for them…after all of these years I can’t get used to it….

(even as I write this postIi feel the need to write Coon “branded” cheese….)

….*shakes head

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Sun, 06 Mar 2011 17:35:01 +0000

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By: Alifus

Alifus — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 14:18:19 +0000

Yes, it is produced in the Coon Valley.

Seriously

By: Bob

Bob — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 12:38:11 +0000

I am Bob. No one ever drank me tea again!! I did seem to poop a lot more. Maybe someone added some exlax??

By: James

James — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 01:48:54 +0000

What’s worse is that Bob is a supervisor, not third shift. (I submitted that back in 2008)

By: johntonio

johntonio — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 06:47:06 +0000

I definetly gotta get me one of those food-grade locks they got there.

By: TheMortallyWounded

TheMortallyWounded — Thu, 14 Oct 2010 15:31:50 +0000

The “Bob’s Urine” has got to be a 3rd shifter, because that has got to be Arizona Stress Rx Tea, and he’s got to be protecting it from the 1st shifters as they infiltrate the lunchroom fridge every morning with their coolers and large pots of Vietnamese food.

By: Tana

Tana — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 07:06:58 +0000

Oh my God, I saw it too!
Gross.

By: Brittany

Brittany — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 02:48:36 +0000

There’s totally a pubic hair on the yellow sticky note.

By: Rob Usdin

Rob Usdin — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:00:00 +0000

Someone kept stealing my milk for my morning cereal at work (probably for their coffee), so I put lemonade in it to get back them. I’m sure that coffee tasted lovely….

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 06:41:49 +0000

Sorry

Didn’t mean to get “preachy”…just meant to enlighten (probably got a bit carried away while at it too, LOL). Holocausts come in all shapes, sizes, degrees and colors. Just thought we should recognize that.

Apologies to anyone I offended, but I take the history of my people seriously, because those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

Forgive me my awareness.

By: Risha

Risha — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 01:49:00 +0000

If I were a food thief in your dorm, I’d totally have broken into your brussel sprouts box and have been terribly disappointed. Those things are incredibly delicious.