Comments on: What do God, recycling, and ultramarathons have in common?

By: RP

RP — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 19:18:20 +0000

Had the note writer actually phrased it that way, “If I can run a marathon…” the note actually would have…well it still wouldn’t make sense but it wouldn’t read like a bunch of unrelated sentences.

By: RP

RP — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 19:16:14 +0000

Ironman? Pshh. I KNIT! I take string and turn it into f—ing CLOTHING!

Hell, they can already make yarn from wood fibers so it’s only a matter of time until they can make yarn out of recycled paper. When that happens I’ll take the recycling and make myself a hat.

By: RP

RP — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 19:08:51 +0000

OMG, I am stealing this and going to Hell for it!

By: tinkerbell2

tinkerbell2 — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 12:03:56 +0000

phatboy, what are you, twelve?

By: H for Toy

H for Toy — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 03:23:27 +0000

Oh! That makes me think of that little ditty from Tommy Boy… What was it?

Phatboy with a little dick… Phatboy with a little dick…

By: phatBoy

phatBoy — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:52:11 +0000

ooh, witty! swearing and all!

keep on trying.. nah, can’t be bothered, there’s no hope!

By: Michelle

Michelle — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 21:10:56 +0000

A marathon?That’s so cute. I’m about to do a f*****g Ironman, so you when you’re done with your little jog, do you mind coming into the office and sorting the recycling. Then go home and take a nap. And then go see a movie. Then when that’s done, you can come see me at the finish line.

By: mamason

mamason — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:57:52 +0000

phatfuck, that’s the spirit. You keep trying and maybe one day a woman that’s not your mother will willingly touch your tiny little prick.

By: Rebekola

Rebekola — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:58:35 +0000

God don’t make trash, but Bitches do!

By: pylgrim

pylgrim — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 05:52:54 +0000

After falling dead of exhaustion around kilometer 30:

Note-writer: ugh, where am I?
God: You died, you nong.
N-W: Why? I was running the 100k marathon as per your will!
G: Uh, I never said anything of the matter.
N-W: Oh…
G: On the other hand you should have minded your plastic bottles in the proper container. I feel not much sympathy for people destroying the nice world I made.
N-W: Uh-oh.
G: Also, I’m pretty sure I wrote somewhere about not calling people “your bitches”… unless, you know, you’re actually pimping them.

By: phatBoy

phatBoy — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 04:53:09 +0000

liz, that’s the spirit! you too keep trying and maybe one day u’ll say something interesting

By: Liz

Liz — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 04:38:39 +0000

pB – you can say what you want, but I find mamason to be funny (almost) all the time.

Trying to “thumbs-up” you mamason, but I keep getting a fatal error.

Hmm, re-reading this sounds a bit kinky…

By: mamason

mamason — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 03:58:20 +0000

Oh, now you’ve gone and made me cry.

By: phatBoy

phatBoy — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 03:32:10 +0000

that’s the spirit mamason !

keep on trying and one day you’ll get something funny out there..