Comments on: The dos and don’ts of “Do not touch”

By: pylgrim

pylgrim — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 14:37:59 +0000

Those hats must be from some poor-man’s “Friday the 13th” shop: What you risk is not a soul-blistering curse but minor yet shaming ailments. Watch out for the “athlete’s-foot” shoes.

By: HappyNat

HappyNat — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 11:52:21 +0000

Michelle,

If you want and useful and straight answer I suggest google and not the comments section of PANotes.

Sincerely,

Common Sense

P.S. Good on you for figuring it out. Wasn’t that hard was it?

By: Angel

Angel — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 13:20:50 +0000

Oh my goodness, this. I do tech support for a chain of stores some of you may have heard of–Anchor Blue, out on the west coast. The people who work in these stores do this so frequently that after speaking to them for a while, I start doing the same thing. It’s so annoying!

By: Will

Will — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 03:03:18 +0000

That first note is a prime example of why you need to pay attention in school! If you don’t, you have a good chance of ending up working the register at a thrift store. Such a “shame”?

By: whipoorwill

whipoorwill — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 21:53:51 +0000

Touche!

By: Mo®

Mo® — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:50:21 +0000

I heard she has the matching bloomers with that on it too. You have to pick off the crust to read it though.

By: eslinger

eslinger — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:19:19 +0000

From the looks of it, it’s about converting your pics to CD/DVD.

Or else it’s an ad for your mom.

By: Maas

Maas — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 18:15:37 +0000

As I was scrolling down, I saw the “everyone puts their mouth on these” note and the boomerangs before I saw the flutes, and I was trying to figure out what sort of store has that problem.

By: benry

benry — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:57:42 +0000

Every one of these is also the perfect setup for adding an “in bed” at the end.

ex: “God weeds out the weak…in bed.”

By: mamason

mamason — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:35:40 +0000

Yeah, that’s a real head scratcher.

By: mamason

mamason — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:34:32 +0000

Womananger usually turns inward and results in bouts of depression that can last for decades leading to eating disorders and promiscuity. I read about it one time. *sigh*

By: Monkeygirl

Monkeygirl — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:33:41 +0000

Any curious about what is in the box labled “Professional yet easy” in that last pic?

I’m just sayin’

Or askin’?

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 17:17:05 +0000

Apparently, I have had a few manangers over the years.

By: claw71

claw71 — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:23:11 +0000

You know, every one of these is the perfect set up for a “that’s what she said” .

…I saw the T-shirt CB was referring to, it was on RB’s mom and it wasn’t so much a shirt as a surgeon general’s warning.