When Sal spotted this notice at an athletic clothing store in San Diego, he says that while he couldn’t quite picture how a tissue would get the job done in this situation — not to mention how this policy came to be — “I figured it was best not to ask questions.”
Meanwhile, when I first read this sign — from a club in Vancouver — my first thought was, “Well, that seems like a reasonable enough request.” Our submitter, Cherisse, begs to differ. “Sadly, there is no bathroom backstage,” she explains, ” wnd when a girl’s gotta go, sometimes the other end of the club is a long ways a way.” She adds: “If it wasn’t for the used paper towels being left outside, no one ever would have known.”
So… like Sal, I’m gonna say it’s probably best not to ask too many questions about this one.
related: “Who leaves their panties in the bathroom at work? Who does that?”
58 responses so far ↓
#1
oi
bwahahahaha! oh man!
Aug 18, 2010 at 11:28 pm rating: 6
#2
Zola
lol The first one is for a lady to place the tissue between the clothing and her genitals, this way making sure no bodily fluids came in direct contact with the clothing, making them unsanitary and unable to sell them.
Aug 18, 2010 at 11:30 pm rating: 13
#3
AuntyBron
Sanitary, Schmanitary. The important thing is does it make my butt look high and tight?
Aug 18, 2010 at 11:55 pm rating: 11
#4
Canthz_B
Now, there’s a business opportunity!
You know how shoe stores have those little nylon(?) booties you can use to try on shoes?
Something similar could be done for boutiques to accommodate their commando clientele…because I don’t think a Kleenex is gonna do the trick.
Aug 19, 2010 at 12:04 am rating: 12
#5
Canthz_B
Anyone peeing out their back door has probably already been diagnosed with a terminal illness.
Aug 19, 2010 at 12:07 am rating: 34
#6
Canthz_B
Cherisse needs to have her
nosehead examined.Aug 19, 2010 at 12:12 am rating: 1
#7
wright1
So would peeing ON the back door be okay, then?
But seriously, how far can it be from backstage to the far end of the club? Just clamp down and make a run for it!
Just remember: God weeds out the weak.
Aug 19, 2010 at 12:50 am rating: 13
#8
Lauri
If it’s as crowded as some clubs I’ve been in, it can take 20 minutes to wade through the crowd to get to the other side. If you’re lucky, you can draft behind an aggressive big guy. Not sure if I could pee out a door, though…
Aug 19, 2010 at 1:12 am rating: 5
#9
Mel K
The second note really annoys me; more of a double-standard than passive aggressive.
I am sure that guys have been pissing out behind the club for years without management posting a note.
Aug 19, 2010 at 1:17 am rating: 48
#10
H for Toy
Forgotten? Do you think someone actually just “forgot” to put underwear before they left the house?
Edit: Wait. What am I talking about? I’m the one who left the house with no shirt on not too long ago. Yeah, maybe they did just forget.
Aug 19, 2010 at 8:05 am rating: 4
#11
much to my chagrin
Hey, if I could pee out the backdoor I’d quit my job anyway and get rich selling interesting movies.
Aug 19, 2010 at 10:06 am rating: 6
#12
Jonathan
Those cooter flavored leotards were fucking delicious.
Aug 19, 2010 at 11:04 am rating: 0
#13
I'm Rick James Bitch
Wait, the restroom is just too far away to use?!
If the submitter thinks peeing out the backdoor is cool I have a suggestion for the owners of the property – put up a security camera back there and stream it live online.
Aug 19, 2010 at 12:28 pm rating: 4
#14
Cris
Well some ‘ladies’ would need a tissue. Other would need a full page from the New York Times, ha!
Aug 19, 2010 at 1:03 pm rating: 3
#15
eslinger
I don’t have a square to spare.
Aug 19, 2010 at 1:03 pm rating: 4
#16
aaa
I didn’t forget my undies…
Aug 19, 2010 at 3:03 pm rating: 3
#17
Canthz_B
I have a new-found respect for the homeless.
I never knew that a cardboard box in a back alley was a room with a view.
Aug 19, 2010 at 11:44 pm rating: 1
#18
Janellionaire
Oh, come on, let the ladies pee outside. Who really DOESN’T want to see that?
Aug 20, 2010 at 1:13 am rating: 0
#19
Notyou
I’m just curious what kind of club this is where girls are on stage. ;-}
Aug 20, 2010 at 5:18 pm rating: 1
#20
Madrias
As for the second, isn’t death a tad extreme for peeing out the back door?
Aug 22, 2010 at 1:41 pm rating: 1
#21
DensityDuck
There’s a local game store which has an active RPG community, “active” to the point of “skips bathing and sleeping to stay at the RPG store until four AM”.
The store proper closes at ten PM, but they allow these gamers to stay in the garage/stockroom (their addiction is a major income source for the store.) However, the toilets are inside the store, so the gamers are forced to “make do”, which means “go piss in the alley”. (If you’re wondering “what do the girls do”, then don’t worry–there are no girls.)
This is permitted, even though it makes the alley stink, because at first they would piss into empty soda cups and water bottles and throw those into the store trash.
Aug 23, 2010 at 11:01 am rating: 1
#22
srudolph
Pissing out the back door would take great aim and projection though. Those ladies should be applauded and encouraged!
Aug 25, 2010 at 8:07 pm rating: 1
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