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• #1   AlienGuardian

  Nice handwriting for a little kid.

  Aug 19, 2010 at 10:20 pm   rating: 18  
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  • #1.1   Scribbles the Monkey

    That handwriting looks like the handwriting of a torn soul…

    What did Paul do indeed? She won’t tell, even now? My money is on the rape.

    <3 Scribbles

    Aug 20, 2010 at 3:16 pm   rating: 7  
     
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• #2   Canthz_B

  St. Paul was always a mean one.

  Aug 19, 2010 at 10:56 pm   rating: 5  
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  • #2.1   infant tyrone

    Something injurious to her ankle, no doubt…
    well, he was known as Paul of Tarsus.

    I never met-a-tarsal I didn’t like !
    Anatomicians 7:7

    Aug 20, 2010 at 1:05 am   rating: 11  
     

  • #2.2   Canthz_B

    On Cyprus, Paul rebuked and blinded Elymas the magician…apparently, Paul didn’t take criticism very well.

    “not nice to me” sounds like someone got off pretty easy!

    He **got off easy!**…no wonder she’s butt-hurt!

    Aug 20, 2010 at 1:21 am   rating: 3  
     

  • #2.3   infant tyrone

    Well, as Elymas remarked, admittedly in a different context,
    “Things sure seem quite a bit darker around here right now.”

    Maybe, for once, Paul told the truth when he said,
    “This will just take a minute.”

    Or as Patti Smith drove it to us in Land, on Horses:
    And you twist the twister like your baby sister
    I want your baby sister, give me your baby sister, dig your baby sister
    Rise up on her knees, do the sweet pea, do the sweet pee pee,
    Roll down on her back, got to lose control, got to lose control,
    Got to lose control and then you take control

    For any old fans of Millenium, here’s a flashback…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHjKyd9ITJs

    Aug 20, 2010 at 2:08 am   rating: 0  
     
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• #3   Wench

  Is it just me or is the ‘he is mean’ comment at the top in a totally different handwriting? Does Christina have an evil twin or a split personality or something?! I cant sleep ’til I know!

  Aug 19, 2010 at 11:16 pm   rating: 6  
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  • #3.1   shawna

    It only looks like different handwriting because she switched from cursive to print.

    Aug 19, 2010 at 11:51 pm   rating: 5  
     

  • #3.2   FeRD

    Little girls write like that when they’re possessed. You should have seen Linda Blair’s penmanship, it was just awful.

    Aug 20, 2010 at 2:36 pm   rating: 10  
     
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• #4   forest

  eh the curves of the “m” and “n” are the same in the print and the cursive and the “i” is dotted consistently to the right of the letter.

  I’d say same.

  Funny funny stuff though. I’m sure the real story makes it even better. My question though is who is the Paul?

  Aug 19, 2010 at 11:53 pm   rating: 3  
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  • #4.1   infant tyrone

    My money’s on Paul = big brother.
    But…who’s Brigid ?
    A co-conspirator of Paul’s ?
    And what did she do for Christina to get her
    behavior downgraded to a PIA misdemeanor ?

    Aug 20, 2010 at 1:12 am   rating: 4  
     

  • #4.2   PattiLain

    I’d assume Brigid is the younger sister, making Christina the martyred middle child.

    Well, I only assume that because when my parents weren’t home, my older brother would bully my sister, and I, the youngest, would annoy her after. Or before, depending on what was on TV.

    Aug 20, 2010 at 5:10 am   rating: 23  
     

  • #4.3   FeRD

    I was going with stepdad/mom’s-new-boyf (hence the afterthought-like inclusion of “Dad”, presumably out of the picture). Altho that exposes whole new vistas of uncomfortable possibility regarding the complaint against Paul, ones which are perhaps best left unexplored.

    Aug 20, 2010 at 2:41 pm   rating: 4  
     
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• #5   MAMARILLA2

  Dear Mom,
  Paul was not nice to me while you were away. He took away my weed and vodka and called the police on the 3 older men I worked hard to meet on the internet. I won’t tell you what else he did because I love you. Hope you had a good time, you know, because I expect you to feel extremely guilty for leaving me alone…
  love…

  Aug 20, 2010 at 12:26 am   rating: 32  
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• #6   Canthz_B

  Wow, the things that can happen to your daughter when you leave her in Pee Wee’s Playhouse!

  Aug 20, 2010 at 1:01 am   rating: 6  
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  • #6.1   infant tyrone

    He couldn’t keep his hands off her…
    He had a thing for Rubenesque women.

    Aug 20, 2010 at 1:07 am   rating: 7  
     

  • #6.2   Canthz_B

    “Mecca lecca hi(gh), mecca hiney ho“, indeed!

    Aug 20, 2010 at 1:11 am   rating: 7  
     
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• #7   Canthz_B

  Christina was really into Pac-Man as a child.

  Aug 20, 2010 at 1:05 am   rating: 1  
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  • #7.1   FeRD

    Well, what do you expect? She was the first girl in the neighborhood to get the new Lazy Pac-Man game, where all he does is lay on his back and sleep.

    Aug 20, 2010 at 2:43 pm   rating: 1  
     
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• #8   Woman on the Verge

  “Uncle” Paul pimps her out when “Mom” is out of town. He made her take coupons.

  Aug 21, 2010 at 8:16 am   rating: 1  
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  • #8.1   MAMARILLA2

    But it was the Buy one (hole) get one free that really ticked her off.

    Aug 22, 2010 at 3:47 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #8.2   infant tyrone

    Plus she can’t watch 30 Rock due to a facial tic she gets whenever she hears the word “twofer”.

    Aug 22, 2010 at 5:29 pm   rating: 0  
     
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• #9   Greg

  What did Bridget do when they were away? Some weird goings on at that house.

  Aug 21, 2010 at 7:30 pm   rating: 0  
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• #10   pilgrimchick

  Paul must be relieved to know that at least the details of the offense are still safe from parental scrutiny, but the whole blogging world knows that he at least did something.

  Aug 22, 2010 at 12:13 pm   rating: 5  
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• #11   Twist

  I wish there was more to this story. In a world where 1 in 4 girls are molested or raped before graduating college, I’d like to know that Paul just made her eat her veggies and the internet doesn’t think possible abuse is passive aggressive or funny.

  Aug 24, 2010 at 9:49 pm   rating: 22  
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• #12   Wharky

  Rape

  Oct 15, 2010 at 12:09 pm   rating: 0  
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