Comments on: The Toilet Paper Ministry

By: Nikky

Nikky — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:27:34 +0000

Maybe the person only used like.. half of the roll?

By: Nikky

Nikky — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 15:26:19 +0000

Oh my gosh that was hilarious. All that over some toilet paper? At first I thought it was sarcastic – but then I saw the word God and realized that this was not a joke.

By: James

James — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 08:36:11 +0000

I think the bible tells people to leave some of their crops to feed the hungry and desperate, but what would I know I’m an atheist. If you are in desperate need for TP, and we all have been there at some point in our lives, please just steal it from where ever you can. The honour of not being a thief is over ridden but the social need for hygiene.

By: Lhyzz

Lhyzz — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 13:18:36 +0000

Where the hell does a roll of toilet paper cost 27 cents? Even in a 20-pack on sale, I’m paying 50 cents per roll.

By: ISpy

ISpy — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:01:33 +0000

It’s freaky. The first thing I think of when I want to “be enlightening and do something productive” is write a book. Then I say “F*ck it” and smoke a joint.

By: Team Me

Team Me — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:43:05 +0000

Reason #412 to steal TP: Free therapy.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 19:46:18 +0000

Where you’re from it’s “the sky’s your oyster” and “the world is the limit” ?

The former could be a saying of the Pacific Northwest
(especially in a Tom Robbins novel), but the latter only
makes sense for someone like Hitler, or maybe Rupert Murdoch.

By: Casey

Casey — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 17:25:29 +0000

anyone notice that the person has confused the heck out of her saying? ‘the skys the limit and the world is your oyster’ i think they were just so angry someone had the nerve to steal one roll of toilet paper they couldnt think straight.

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 12:12:47 +0000

As the bear asked the rabbit. “Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?”

By: MAMARILLA2

MAMARILLA2 — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:51:19 +0000

My dear young man, don’t take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It’s quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that’s all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect.

By: DanielMac

DanielMac — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:20:00 +0000

Good thing God is helping her in so many ways. In which part of the Bible does Jesus refer to poor people as “thieving” and “scum of the earth”?

By: Sirius¤

Sirius¤ — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:18:48 +0000

“if by the last quarter of the twentieth century godliness wasn’t next to something more interesting than cleanliness, it might be time to reevaluate our notions of godliness.” – Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 06:28:46 +0000

It certainly took more than 27 cents worth of time at minimum wage to read that fucker.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:46:48 +0000

Naw…Clap is closer!