Comments on: If you thought your microwave was dirty…

By: notolaf

notolaf — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 18:24:14 +0000

Seriously. The only reason I even scrolled down here was irresistible prurient curiosity.

ammali — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 20:47:57 +0000

Will it burn my mouth?

elorel — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 20:54:30 +0000

Good thing it specifies no foreplay. I hear hugs and kisses from a microwave can leave you.. diseased.

cw — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 06:37:52 +0000

oh my word… I feel dirty too

aaa — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 04:32:59 +0000

I want to microwave my Hot Pocket until it blows its cheesy load all over your magnetron.

aaa — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 03:31:53 +0000

You can also get it boiling lava hot.

bob loblaw — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 03:10:39 +0000

i’d put my hot pocket inside you and press the time for 69 seconds.

ha ha. take that beeeeeotch!

Dara — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 02:19:12 +0000

My no-no squares are the no bake kind.

shwonline — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 01:15:05 +0000

Don’t touch my No No Squares, the delicious new snack treat from Kellogg’s!

Cordelia — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 01:13:38 +0000

Another electronic mystery revealed. Now I know why the “finished” beep is so loud at the end of every use…

arsenicsauce — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 01:03:26 +0000

It’s frozen.

Limeliberator — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 00:07:11 +0000

I can pretty much guarantee that my mother doesn’t like it.. dirty or otherwise.. but thanks so much for the mental image. bastard.

Kel — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 22:38:54 +0000

Touché, Nack!

mamason — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:40:46 +0000

RB’s mom doesn’t have any no no squares. She only has yes yes holes.