Comments on: The cycle of (not) recycling

By: anony

anony — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 16:58:41 +0000

Nah I bet he’s growing mushrooms

By: peaches

peaches — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:54:02 +0000

mrs. rochester, infant tyrone, and liscarian, yall aren’t the only ones…i’m representing the ‘burg too!!! way to be PA sparkle city!!!

By: Mo®

Mo® — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 18:26:55 +0000

*snap snap snap*

By: eslinger

eslinger — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:22:39 +0000

That was beautiful. Thumb!

By: eslinger

eslinger — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 16:18:09 +0000

Ruffies? You put plastic trash bags in their lunches? Subtle hint you want them to recycle, right?

Yes, yes, I know you meant “roofies,” but I was feeling quite sassy.

By: jayskinner70

jayskinner70 — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 13:49:52 +0000

Sounds like that guy needs a job…Oh wait, nevermind.

By: liscarian

liscarian — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:15:42 +0000

YES! I want a PA a-plenTAY!

Incidentally, I’m frankly stunned that there are two other people reading this post who have even heard of the ‘burg…

By: Oriole

Oriole — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 05:42:23 +0000

This brought back some unpleasant flashbacks….I worked at a small company years ago with an extremely anal-retentive cheapskate boss. How cheap was he? He’d rifle through the trash bags left out in the hallways in our office building and retrieve any 8 1/2 X 11 sheets of paper that were only printed on one side and we used those pages in our copier and fax machine. And any employee who used an entire 3″ X 3″ Post-It note for a four or five word message only made that mistake once – after a very vehement dressing-down from Boss they learned to cut an appropriate small strip from the regulation Post-It page for use with brief notes.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 23:32:27 +0000

Any special plans for afterward or are you just into the process ?
We might start by exchanging thumbs…your turn.

By: infant tyrone

infant tyrone — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 23:26:47 +0000

Call it !
Y’all from S’burg know what it means…the rest of yuz should be so lucky.

By: ivbeenthere

ivbeenthere — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:49:45 +0000

Way to let your entire office know about your marijuana grow op #2.

By: Melanie

Melanie — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 16:06:35 +0000

Scene: A smoky coffeeshop filled with bohemians. A man in a black turtleneck and matching beret sits at a stool in front of a microphone. He pulls deeply from a clove cigarette.

“I call this one … ‘Untitled,’” he mutters. A soft beat emanates from the bongo drummer in the left wing.

The poet begins:
“Walmart. Two. plastic. tubs.”
*thumpa thumpa thump* says the bongo.

“Home. …. Depot.”
*thwacka thump*

“perlite.”
*THUMP!*

“plastic.”

“tube.”
*feathery drumbeat* *Thwack!*

The poet drops his head to his chest. The spotlight is extinguished. The air fills with the appreciative snaps of the bohemian crowd at this masterpiece, a shining example of the ways in which The Man forces us into a life of meaningless consumption. Plastic tubs indeed! Damn The Man! Eat the Rich! Recycling is for the bourgeosie!

By: Ndawg

Ndawg — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:42:17 +0000

Body-burying and dismembering needs are usually done in Notepad (or TextEdit).

By: Mrs Rochester

Mrs Rochester — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 14:27:58 +0000

Yeah, Spartanburg! WE’RE FAMOUS!
…For striking people from earth….