Chad and Cassie might want to be careful what they wish for…lest someone be tempted to “return” something they didn’t actually borrow first.
![If you go as far as even touching my shit, I'll fucking kill you. [heart], Cassie PS - Thanks in advance for returning the shit you took, you ball of shit](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4118/4954914568_df9c132270.jpg "If you go as far as even touching my shit, I'll fucking kill you. [heart], Cassie PS - Thanks in advance for returning the shit you took, you ball of shit")
(Thanks to Travis in Austin and anonymous in Boise for submitting.)
related: Does your roommate have note-writing diarrhea?
49 responses so far ↓
#1
mythirdeye
I belive the technical term for ball of shit is dingleberry. The more you know…
Sep 6, 2010 at 10:49 pm rating: 23
#2
Jen
I, for one, would be impressed if Cassie had the ability to tell whether or not people had merely ‘touched’ her stuff. That’s some CSI shit right there.
Sep 6, 2010 at 11:40 pm rating: 16
#3
AuntyBron
Well, Cassie certainly has a limited vocabulary, doesn’t she?
Sep 6, 2010 at 11:43 pm rating: 10
#4
TippingCows
Cassie, you should be ashamed for possessing such a limited vocabulary.
To whom it may concern,
If you go as far as even touching my SHIT, I’ll fucking beat you into a quivering mass of pulp.
Warm Regards,
Cassie
P.S. Thanks in advance for returning the feces with which you absconded, you sphere of defecation.
Sep 7, 2010 at 12:02 am rating: 38
#5
Canthz_B
Thanks, Cassie. From this time forward, whenever I take a shit I’ll congratulate myself for giving something back.
I wonder if that shit is tax deductible?
Sep 7, 2010 at 12:03 am rating: 12
#6
Canthz_B
Cassie has too much shit on her mind.
Time to call in the Promentalshitbackwashpsychosisenemasquad, A.K.A. The Doo-doo Chasers.
Sep 7, 2010 at 2:01 am rating: 2
#7
JetJackson
Every part of me wants to swap one of those white coathangers for a black one.
Sep 7, 2010 at 3:40 am rating: 26
#8
emily
perhaps cassie’s note is not completely unwarranted, i mean, how would the submitter get the picture if they weren’t going into her closet to touch her shit?
Sep 7, 2010 at 3:54 am rating: 17
#9
Boomshine
That shit was fucking delicious!
Wait….
Sep 7, 2010 at 6:42 am rating: 2
#10
Woman on the Verge
WOTV’S COMMENT!
DO NOT TOUCH THIS COMMENT.
WRITE YOUR OWN SHIT.
Sep 7, 2010 at 8:22 am rating: 15
#11
Gavin
Has anyone managed to trap any more than 3 yellow balls in the new Google header today — damn that’s a good game!
Productive G x
Sep 7, 2010 at 8:23 am rating: 1
#12
Psycho
If I catch any of you guys touching my stuff, I’ll kill you.
Lighten up, Francis.
Sep 7, 2010 at 8:24 am rating: 3
#13
Mo®
They should sneak a wire coat hanger in Cassie’s closet and watch her head explode.
Sep 7, 2010 at 8:54 am rating: 11
#14
shwonline
Note to self: Decline the invitation to Chad’s BYOS party.
Sep 7, 2010 at 10:35 am rating: 5
#15
H for Toy
I wonder… if I go “as far as” even touching her shit, she’ll kill me. What if I just look at it? What will happen then? To the pain?
Sep 7, 2010 at 2:22 pm rating: 3
#16
Mark
Fuck you, spammer! Lick my ass!
Sep 7, 2010 at 3:39 pm rating: 5
#17
Elorel
I like to imagine that the Chad sign is actually pointing to a toilet.
Sep 7, 2010 at 6:20 pm rating: 1
#18
Matthew
My co-worker wins this round:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/suomynona/3731080641/
Sep 7, 2010 at 7:35 pm rating: 0
#19
H for Toy
If you go as far as even THINKING about posting that shit again, Mark will kill you!
Sep 7, 2010 at 8:37 pm rating: 0
#20
Divvitar
I never take a shit, I always leave it. Taking shit makes my hands smell.
Sep 7, 2010 at 11:57 pm rating: 0
#21
pylgrim
I “smell” a sequel note to that second one asking whomever it may be relevant to, to not defecate all over her shi- er, stuff ever again.
Sep 8, 2010 at 1:28 am rating: 0
#22
Madrias
Someone needs to shit in both of their shoes.
Sep 8, 2010 at 1:13 pm rating: 0
#23
Cassie
For the record, I was upset…. and the “perp” for whom the note was intended, says SHIT all the time. Hence ALL of the “shit”
(Thought I’d explain and defend myself, since I sound ignorant. HOWEVER! You have to understand who the note was for….. then you’d get it.)
- Cassie
ps- I’d literally DIE if you put another hanger in my closet that isn’t white and the specific brand I use.
pss- My point exactly, clearly the bitch was in my closet YET AGAIN, otherwise where would this picture come from?… This upsets me. [especially to submit it to a site I look at daily, that upsets me even more]
Sep 18, 2010 at 6:02 pm rating: 1
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