If you’re looking for an opportunity to study the unique social behavior of primates, there’s a compound in Orlando, Florida you might be interested in visiting.
Consider the package below, which a female named Misty (and no, that’s not a pseudonymous nod to Dian Fossey) recently found outside her dwelling, #14302, apparently left there by the group of lower-ranking females residing directly below.
As you’ve observed, Dr. Goodall, dominant female chimpanzees have been known to deliberately kill the young of other females in the troop in order to maintain their dominance, so perhaps the preemptive Heath-bar offering accompanying the plea for quiet was an intelligent move on the part of these lesser-ranked females.
I’m sure you’ll agree, however, that further scientific study is necessary before any conclusions are drawn.
related: Please get yourself some slippers.
62 responses so far ↓
#1
Gunderson
Viewing the drawing of the upstairs residence, it seems she was doing the Chicken Dance. Maybe a Bratwurst would be a more appropriate pacification gift?
Sep 7, 2010 at 9:00 pm rating: 11
#2
The Great Joe Bivins
I know it’s hot in Florida but those shorts? Really unflattering.
Also Misty appears to live above a tribe of previously undiscovered half-human half-giraffes.
Sep 7, 2010 at 9:07 pm rating: 26
#3
farcical aquatic ceremony
But won’t the candy only result in louder stomping?
Sep 7, 2010 at 9:13 pm rating: 26
#4
Kristi
Misty ate the Starburst before taking the pic!
Sep 7, 2010 at 9:14 pm rating: 18
#5
shwonline
It looks like the first scene in Inglourious Basterds, with candy.
Sep 7, 2010 at 9:17 pm rating: 15
#6
Sushi_Wooshi
Don’t feed the clubfoot upstairs… !
Sep 7, 2010 at 9:19 pm rating: 3
#7
Elorel
This image manages to combine passive aggression, doodling, guilt, regret, and bribery. That’s art by some definition, right? Also, doesn’t Misty know she shouldn’t eat candy from strangers?
Sep 7, 2010 at 9:22 pm rating: 12
#8
cathy
The Heathbar is filled with sedatives. There won’t be any stomping for 8-12 hours.
Sep 7, 2010 at 10:41 pm rating: 28
#9
TippingCows
I interpret this as the people living above are *this close* to tattling on the brothel downstairs.
And now the “ladies” are trying to bribe them with candy. What’s next – unmentionable favors?!
Sep 7, 2010 at 10:51 pm rating: 11
#10
Divvitar
Maybe instead of clogging alone, Misty should join the party downstairs. Bring a few beers along with the candy and chill out.
Sep 7, 2010 at 11:47 pm rating: 2
#11
WMDKitty
Maybe the “ladies” (and I use the term loosely) downstairs are always being loud and obnoxious, so Misty’s stomping to try to get them to keep it down.
Sep 8, 2010 at 12:10 am rating: 3
#12
Kel
That Starburst was fucking delicious!
Sep 8, 2010 at 2:05 am rating: 8
#13
Oink
Oh that’s so supremely odd. And therefore wonderful.
Sep 8, 2010 at 5:04 am rating: 0
#14
JetJackson
6 chicks living in one apartment! If we didn’t know the protagonist Misty was female you would have to wonder if that was actually foot stomping and not something else.
Sep 8, 2010 at 5:40 am rating: 5
#15
Boxstacker
Cute monkey jokes aside, was Misty actually stomping to send some kind of message to the neighbors downstairs? Inquiring minds want to know.
Sep 8, 2010 at 7:03 am rating: 0
#16
tinkerbell2
Team Misty. If they are being noisy enough that she has to stomp to shut them up, a ‘don’t be mad’ note’s not going to cut it. A ‘sorry’ might have been a start – but just keeping the damn noise down would surely be appreciated more than chocolate?
Sep 8, 2010 at 7:06 am rating: 3
#17
Woman on the Verge
Now I can’t get the image of six poorly dressed deformed women with bad hair doing a line dance to Achy Breaky Heart out of my mind.
Sep 8, 2010 at 7:17 am rating: 20
#18
Savannah
Um…this totally looks like a note I would write. And, yes, I would use stick people.
Sep 8, 2010 at 7:21 am rating: 3
#19
April
This post confuses me. So were the girls downstairs apologizing for being loud or was the stomper apologizing?
Sep 8, 2010 at 7:28 am rating: 0
#20
Canthz_B
Note to self: Don’t take the apartment beneath Savion Glover’s place.
Sep 8, 2010 at 9:10 am rating: 3
#21
Chiclet
Did that work? Because I would gladly bribe my upstairs neighbors with candy if it will get them to stop screaming at each other by day and banging each other by night.
Sep 8, 2010 at 9:29 am rating: 5
#22
iam dumb
I love it how one of the stick figures is really fat. I wonder if the fat roommate was offended.
Sep 8, 2010 at 10:14 am rating: 10
#23
Cady
I just call the cops when my neighbors get too loud. (This is, of course, after asking them politely to turn down the music with no results.)
Sep 8, 2010 at 10:26 am rating: 2
#24
Mo®
They thought that by offering “fun size” bricks of english toffee they could get away with some quiet.
Don’t play Misty like that.
Sep 8, 2010 at 11:28 am rating: 4
#25
Canthz_B
This apartment complex is just months away from all out war.
Alas, the policy of appeasement never works, and we can now expect clog-dancing upstairs until Snickers bars are on offer.
Sep 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm rating: 4
#26
Amy
Aw, I think that one’s kinda sweet! They were obviously terrified of appearing like terrible bitches
Sep 8, 2010 at 2:05 pm rating: 6
#27
Canthz_B
*barf*
Scram, Spammer
Sep 8, 2010 at 2:37 pm rating: 3
#28
Mark
FUCK YOU TIFFANY! Do you have to post to every note whoring your stupid fucking website? LICK MY TAINT!
Sep 8, 2010 at 2:38 pm rating: 2
#29
Lurker
Die.
Sep 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm rating: 1
#30
mamason
Umm… Mark?
Are you back on the pixie stix and Red Bull diet?
Sep 8, 2010 at 2:47 pm rating: 2
#31
Zarggg
Doesn’t six women living in the same space qualify as a brothel?
Sep 8, 2010 at 3:22 pm rating: 8
#32
Woman on the Verge
Tiff-
Pimp your shit elsewhere.
That is all.
Sep 8, 2010 at 3:38 pm rating: 0
#33
She Ra
I actually think this is the cutest note ever. Makes me wish I lived in an apartment again just so I could copy it.
Sep 12, 2010 at 2:26 pm rating: 1
#34
Patterson Court
Six roommates, stomping neighbors, ugly countertops…
They all live in the Disney complex. XD my neighbors upstairs are stompers too. But I’m not buying them shit.
Sep 17, 2010 at 7:01 pm rating: 0
#35
kristen
i was just about to say that, #29!
i saw the numbers of the apartment, & six females in one apartment, it has to be disney!
these girls all work at disney world for a college semester, & live in disney provided housing.
cut them a break, misty, they probably have shitty jobs in outdoor food services.
Sep 27, 2010 at 12:12 am rating: 0
#36
Stephanie
I didn’t have a single roommate problem as a Disney CP. It was a freakin’ blast and I would take it back any day in comparison to the crackheads I’ve had to deal with in Los Anegles apartments.
Chatham Square Fall 2006!! haha
Oct 15, 2010 at 7:16 pm rating: 0
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