Really, folks? You share a kitchen and a bathroom, and this is all you’ve got to complain about?
::sigh:: White bread problems…
![This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in a fridge. You can't REFRIDGERATE [sic] TOAST!](https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4041/4664990490_8651f4fc19.jpg "This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen in a fridge. You can't REFRIDGERATE [sic] TOAST!")
![Matt if you crinkle anymore [sic] bread I will put those pieces in your bed :)](https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4708162670_7e08de3374.jpg "Matt if you crinkle anymore [sic] bread I will put those pieces in your bed :)")
(Thanks to Sarah Jane in Australia and Michelle in Canada for submitting!)
related: Is this a thing now?
extra credit: Toasted Toast Post-it Notes [Amazon.com]
76 responses so far ↓
#1
Jonathan
That bread was fucking… nasty, actually.
(frist!)
Sep 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm rating: 90
#2
sarah
What the fuck is a frist?
Sep 8, 2010 at 8:04 pm rating: 90
#3
Quite Contrary
Does any pa note writer know how to spell correctly?
Sep 8, 2010 at 8:11 pm rating: 90
#4
Jen
I’m moderately curious about this ‘crinkled’ bread. I’m imagining something that makes the bread look like crinkle-cut fries…sort of like those toasters that stamp Hello Kitty’s face into it.
Sep 8, 2010 at 8:25 pm rating: 90
#5
farcical aquatic ceremony
If by ‘crinkled’ bread you mean that state the bread’s in after I’m done indulging my toast-Frotteurism, then, RAWRR!! pop those babies between the sheets!!
Sep 8, 2010 at 8:37 pm rating: 90
#6
Elorel
The first notewriter seems to be Australian – maybe he just didn’t want to buy a box of melba toast? Perhaps he was planning on croutons for dinner? Maybe the toast looked like Jesus?
Sep 8, 2010 at 8:57 pm rating: 90
#7
Worker 11811
The stupidest thing I have ever seen is not a piece of toast in the fridge. The stupidest thing I’ve ever seen is a Post-It Note on a piece of toast!
Sep 8, 2010 at 9:04 pm rating: 90
#8
TippingCows
Why can’t you refrigerate toast? Does it turn into little toast monsters if you leave it in after midnight or something?
And how does one crinkle bread? Ah, the mysteries of refined starches.
Sep 8, 2010 at 9:57 pm rating: 90
#9
H for Toy
No, but you can REFRIGERATE TOAST! Because I just did.
On a side note, I spent several minutes trying to get the greasy spots off my computer screen before realizing that NW #1 is not just an idiot, he’s a greasy idiot.
Sep 8, 2010 at 10:48 pm rating: 90
#10
becca
Toast gets soggy when refrigerated. Why would you want to eat soggy toast? If your gonna stick it in the fridge, there was no point in toasting because the next day, it wont be toast anymore. It will be gross crusty bread.
Sep 8, 2010 at 11:00 pm rating: 90
#11
Canthz_B
Saving leftover toast is for the birds.
Sep 8, 2010 at 11:17 pm rating: 90
#12
FeRD
Anyone else spot that note #2 is a poem, BTW?
A terrible poem, admittedly, but I’d say we still have to make some allowances for Matt’s secret loather. Seeing as he/she’s the tortured artist type, and all.
Sep 8, 2010 at 11:34 pm rating: 90
#13
Divvitar
Man, you are really an idiot if you’re lot in life is to be the Fridge Police. The fridge toast-hater should do something more useful with his passive-aggressive post-it notes; like say, complain about the assholes who double park at the supermarket.
Sep 8, 2010 at 11:39 pm rating: 90
#14
Nack
This was bread that was uncrinkled by the toaster. It’s being efficient! Saving it from its crinkled misery.
Sep 8, 2010 at 11:49 pm rating: 90
#15
Canthz_B
Crinkled bread is no problem…if you have a panini press.
If you make two, you have a nice pair of pressed pans!
Sep 9, 2010 at 12:31 am rating: 90
#16
ammali
Actually, you *can* refrigerate toast. He just did it, see?
Sep 9, 2010 at 7:53 am rating: 90
#17
Woman on the Verge
That was a Toast-It Note.
Sep 9, 2010 at 7:56 am rating: 90
#18
G
Crinkled bread is simple: It’s bread that has been pushed down with a force verticly like squidging down aero chocolate, it destroys all the bubbly-goodness; and is also a pet-hate of mine. When you get fresh bread, and it’s all bouncy and lush, it’s a sin when that a-hole, who doesn’t know how to use a knife, comes along behind you and savages it….
Excuse me…
%WDAWE”*£!Y”£!*Y WHY!!!? God, [email protected]!
Sep 9, 2010 at 8:25 am rating: 90
#19
liddy
What is “crinkle bread”? My inner Sherlock points to the background of the picture of the “crinkle-bread hater”‘s note, which has the appearance of a butcher block i.e. cutting board aka scene of the crime. The C.B.H. had to have found crinkles of said bread on the cutting board after the accused took a knife, massacred it and based on their blatant disregard of others, left the evidence of such for the C.B.H. to encounter. Since they are assumed roomates, I would guess this has been an annoying habit that has been the topic of previous conversations. Therefore, my dear Watson, upon finding the crinkles on the butcher block on the cuttng board and it cleaning up for the umpteenth time created such a rage that the C.B.H. acted out her anger by penning such note, and by threatening to leave the remains of the bread, in the bed is a reference to the head of the horse in “The Godfather” movie. HA!!!! Either that Watson, or she is just a bitch.
Sep 9, 2010 at 9:02 am rating: 90
#20
aaa
At first I wondered why Note Writer #1 even cared that the toast was refrigerated if he wasn’t the one who was going to be eating it. Then I remembered that food is serious fucking business, so serious that it causes one to misspell in their haste to correct those who eat food in the incorrect manner.
Sep 9, 2010 at 10:36 am rating: 90
#21
Divvitar
My wife would have gone insane, not because there was half-eaten toast in the fridge, but because they didn’t put plastic wrap over it to cover it up!
Sep 9, 2010 at 12:18 pm rating: 90
#22
Fran
You can retoast toast- you just need a toaster oven. I reheat grilled cheese all the time and it works fine.
Sep 9, 2010 at 11:09 pm rating: 90
#23
marley
Of course you can refrigerate toast by putting it in the fridge. I’ve done it many times. You retoast it later and it tastes just the same… Wasting food is a crime against nature.
Sep 10, 2010 at 1:52 pm rating: 90
#24
Kat
Would people stop saying NW #1 misspelt their note? That’s how we spell “refridgerate” in Australia. It’s correct in its original context – you Americans would have a fit if we kept saying you were spelling theatre or colour wrong just because you were spelling them the American way.
Also, I’d imagine the half-eaten toast in the fridge thing would be annoying if it and the plate it was on were taking up a whole heap of fridge space.
Sep 11, 2010 at 7:43 am rating: 90
#25
park rose
Shurely not, glo! My spellcheck suggests ‘whitey’ rather than ‘shurely’. That’s gotta be fitting! Oh, and I meaned to say what I meaned to say, so, we could open the whole thread up to the many anomalies of English. I blame it on the sugar inherent in white bread.
Sep 11, 2010 at 10:51 am rating: 90
#26
Odious
Crinkle. A verb that should never be paired with “bread”.
Sep 11, 2010 at 5:27 pm rating: 90
#27
Limeliberator
A lot of the handwritten notes that I’ve seen lately look as if they’ve been written by women. Has women’s lib finally made us all crazy??
Sep 13, 2010 at 3:36 pm rating: 90
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