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By: Won’t someone think of the children? | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com

Won’t someone think of the children? | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 03:43:41 +0000

[...] All the news that’s fit to steal [...]

By: pony girl

pony girl — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 21:22:35 +0000

Probably because it isn’t 1952 in Mayberry.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 20:16:12 +0000

I don’t understand why these people can’t find out when their papers are being delivered or arrange for the paper to be more securely delivered.

By: Xaveir

Xaveir — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 23:02:46 +0000

Tonight, I abandoned sobreity and appleid the ‘i before e except after vodka’ theory. I began yeilding results after my twenteith drink and can’t beleive I expereinced such deficeint capabiliteis. Urination became incipeint and I’m too impateint to que for the toilet; at the risk of aleinating my audeince of freinds, I decided to be disobedeint towards soceital veiws of hygeine and instead conveneintly and efficeintly releive myself at the bar! Although the notoreity acheived through this mischeivous act simply amplifeid my euphoria, I suspect this is transeint and tomorrow I’ll be a certifeid zombei bureid in a state of anxeity and feircely vomiting on my breifs…

By: Glenn Friesen

Glenn Friesen — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 18:22:12 +0000

I saw a man steal a newspaper, read it, and return it. Hey, what happened to neighborly love?

By: Madrias

Madrias — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 04:07:28 +0000

I used your copy of the Wall Street Journal as toilet paper, because toilet paper is now too expensive. I’ll kindly give your paper to the guy trying to catch the newspaper thief as they’ll only have to add glitter to guarantee his threat.

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 19:57:24 +0000

I think you’re right, Bunnee!

By: Bunnee

Bunnee — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 14:02:25 +0000

Sorry, Rose, I can’t feed you the lines, but I can say, I remember being a teenager (13ish) in the early 80′s, lying down on my bed to zip my jeans. I think baggies came in later in the 80′s.

The more you know!

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 10:06:02 +0000

And here I was shaking at the thought of Hillary Clinton beating down my door.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 07:32:37 +0000

You know how long I tried to figure out what “a nart car” is?! LOL

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 07:17:58 +0000

You little fake minks!

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 07:16:00 +0000

I thought the 80s were when baggies came in. Feed me the line from one step beyond, someone? Wade? And appropriate links to the two songs. I am phonesing as opposed to jonesing, and that looks funny. Do you delete the ‘e’? Anyway, I can’t link due to modern technology, and I have a sudden wish to hear those sweet melodies.

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 07:04:52 +0000

It’s f before oops or ohhh or argghhh if we’re talking about labours of love.

By: Divvitar

Divvitar — Tue, 14 Sep 2010 06:59:33 +0000

The English word is tripe, which is basically what these notes are. The last one is especially banal, and reinforces the stereotypical vernacular of the knuckleheaded New Yorker. I’m not sure what scares me more, Pennywise the Clown, or the Secretary of State looking like someone just shoved an ice cube down her pants.