Comments on: Don’t you want to LIVE?

By: Madrias

Madrias — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 03:17:12 +0000

Sadly, no matter how many times I clicked the thumb, I could only give you one thumbs-up. I think I clicked it 5 or 6 times.

By: Cass

Cass — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 01:03:54 +0000

Actually, only a small percentage of the earth’s oxygen comes from trees. The major supplier of breathable air to our planet comes from algae. You know, pond scum.

The more you know.

By: Maas

Maas — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 19:20:02 +0000

The sign only dictates who can use the napkins, not how they can use them. Customers can have napkins, and blow their noses on the napkins, but Kleenexs cannot have napkins for any purpose. Now, I know what you’re thinking, “What if the Kleenex is a customer?” Well, Kleenexes aren’t allowed to make purchases in the front, they have to go around to the back window if they want to buy something, because they’re dirty.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 08:39:04 +0000

LOL, this makes me think of The Coneheads from SNL!

By: pylgrim

pylgrim — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 05:13:02 +0000

Oh, I can’t use the napkins as tissues? Very well, I’ll just cover the whole place in snot when I have a cold and my nose is runny. See if the cost of a few napkins will cover the cost of losing a few clients.

By: John Drucker

John Drucker — Thu, 16 Sep 2010 04:25:03 +0000

Which restaurant is that from in Wilsonville? Go Wildcats!

By: Stewie

Stewie — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 13:46:28 +0000

I don’t know what you are getting all work up about Brian.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 06:42:11 +0000

April, the comment I responded to said “under 7″, I wasn’t referring to 2 year-olds, but to 4 to 7 year-olds. Maybe you got mixed up in your head somewhere to get from 2nd-graders to toddlers (attention deficit disorder?), but no one with a brain would suggest that 2-year olds can eat without supervision and not make a mess.
Children with the manual dexterity to tie their shoes, however (like those between 4 and 7), can be expected to competently handle fork, spoon and cup (proper cup placement on the table to avoid spillage is the parents’ job…pay attention).
If they cannot, their pediatrician should be made aware.
If they can and choose not to because mommy cleans up after them, it’s poor table manners (a reflection of, shall we say, not the best parenting skills).
Maybe your time working with preschoolers taught you something about preschoolers, but you still have a lot to learn about the years to come as you raise your children. Try treating them like preschoolers forever and you and they are doomed.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 06:32:47 +0000

All day thinking them up? I must have the magical computer that shows the timestamps on the comments, and others cannot see that the comments were all posted within a relatively short period of time.
Really, michelle, what’s good for the gander is good for the goose, so stop honking about being called out for your mistake.
Kind of funny really, making fun of good grammar with a spelling mistake on your own part. You should have expected someone would comment on it.
No, I’m not perfect, but it’s good to know you recognize quality execution when you see it!!

G, sorry if my ability to think of more than one joke a day distresses some people, but it doesn’t take an entire office of people to see a subject from multiple points of view…just a brain in your head.
Tell the truth, you’re really just mad that I figured out the “tips” sign and you couldn’t no matter how hard you tried.

I also walk and chew gum at the same time, when I’m not defending myself from internet attackers who seem to have nothing better to do than to, not attack the content of my jokes, but attack me for making the jokes in the first place.
If you disagree with one of my comments, post why you disagree with it. A discussion about the subject might ensue.
If you just don’t like “Canthz_B”, fuck you and the horse you rode in on…because no one cares whether you like him or not but you.

Sorry, G, I didn’t see the “Limit 1 Per Customer” sign, but will observe that rule if everyone else does so as well.

By: Madrias

Madrias — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 04:03:51 +0000

I used your napkins because you’re out of toilet paper in the men’s room. That and they feel better than that sandpaper you’re trying to pass off as toilet paper that I could have gotten out of a different stall. Oh, and will you go deal with the 4 year old who is intending on flushing an entire roll of toilet paper just to watch it plug up the toilet?

By: Madrias

Madrias — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 04:01:45 +0000

Too true. This is why when I see “Take only one napkin please” signs, I grab one, and keep taking one till I get a whole one, discarding the shreds on the floor.

By: Madrias

Madrias — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 03:59:49 +0000

Hey, to add an extra bonus, grab a massive pile of napkins, get in your car, and then idle through the drive-thru.

My car at least counterbalances one Toyota Prius with the blue smoke it makes. Maybe two on a good day when I really step on it.

By: Madrias

Madrias — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 03:54:42 +0000

Those napkins go in the car for when half of my burger falls in the front seat and I have to wipe it up before it ruins the vinyl. Or when my friend’s little brother thinks it’s funny that he threw that chocolate shake onto my windshield from the back seat.

By: Madrias

Madrias — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 03:51:18 +0000

The ketchup packets are for giving to your kids so they can stomp on them, spread ketchup around the floor, and give the employees something to do. That way the managers get to listen to the employees whining about how they “hate kids cause they make a mess” and “If you’re not gonna use the ketchup packet, just throw them out.”