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By: Kylie

Kylie — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 13:04:36 +0000

I’ve always preferred:

“We aim to please.
Will you aim too, please?”

By: Madrias

Madrias — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 19:31:13 +0000

I personally don’t like any of them, but that’s cause I’m the one who puts a post it note on the empty roll, with “Would you wipe with this? No? Change the fucking roll!” written on it.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 18:39:25 +0000

Do you “correct” their capital “I”s too?

In all seriousness, I’ve been tempted to do just that. There’s an advertisement I see around that uses text speak to advertise a graduate school. It makes my editing fingers ache.

By: Rene

Rene — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 15:19:30 +0000

I’m taking up for #2. Everybody else seems to not like it. But I just love the “you fucking retard” at the very end. #3 is pretty good also, but I don’t dig haiku.

By: Rene

Rene — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 15:15:55 +0000

i always take a pen into public restrooms with me so i can write next to what other people wrote and correct their spelling & grammar (or point out what an idiot they are, etc). i guess deep down i hope they’ll come back and be mad or grateful that i helped them out.

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 03:48:45 +0000

I like the sparseness of the atmosphere entry #1 implies. It feels like Chinese Water Torture takes on a whole new meaning.

Aw sheet, I just gotta give them props for goin’ all haiku on dem asses.

By: Sixthirtythree

Sixthirtythree — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 03:31:38 +0000

#1. The drip dry had me laughing.

By: Scott A

Scott A — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 01:59:21 +0000

I have to vote for number three.

Number one isn’t a proper haiku, which ought to be a nature poem rather than just something with a certain number of syllables (and is he quiet or silent?)

Number two has no sense of meter, let alone punctuation.

But number three boldly pins its colors to the mast. Simple. Elegant. Vulgar.

By: jadefirefly

jadefirefly — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 00:27:26 +0000

If there was a down-rank? I’d be hitting it.

By: Lidda

Lidda — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 21:09:51 +0000

My favorite bathroom poetry:

If you sprinkle,
when you tinkle,
Please be sweet,
wipe the seat.

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 21:08:48 +0000

LOL love the poems

By: aaa

aaa — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 19:58:14 +0000

Went to find marker?
Change the roll? The principle
Of the thing, you know