Comments on: A clue that your whole “half-caf, extra hot, non-fat dressing-on-the-side” thing might be a bit much

By: anony-mouse

anony-mouse — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 22:56:05 +0000

I am the new.. Dread Pirate Roberts…

By: anony-mouse

anony-mouse — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 22:52:11 +0000

3.1 aaa…

MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!

By: clumber

clumber — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:09:58 +0000

10.3 ERROR : ALREADY VOTED

Dammit, Aunty, you just made me choke on my OJ.

(Nope, sorry… way too early in the am for me to be euphemistic )

By: Deep Candle

Deep Candle — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 03:59:41 +0000

A Bitch Salad is that one with the apples in it, right?

By: Elorel

Elorel — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 14:13:45 +0000

Nothing starts off your day, or ends your dinner, quite like a Fuck-you caramel latte. I have heard a That’s-what-your-mom-said mochaccino can also be a wonderful postprandial, particularly if it include extra bold beans, a slow roasting, and an exotic, fragrant chocolate syrup.

By: Riggsy

Riggsy — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 23:37:56 +0000

Amen.

I think everyone should have to do a stint working in retail. It should just be a life requirement.

By: Hmm

Hmm — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 16:00:35 +0000

You can send food back to the kitchen?

By: The Elf

The Elf — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 15:32:05 +0000

I gotta know, annoyed barista, how annoying was that customer that you vented via caramel?

By: AJ

AJ — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 13:51:35 +0000

I must say, the photography on the bitch salad is impressive. You could almost mistake it for a magazine picture, until you read the tag of course

By: Shannon

Shannon — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 12:46:15 +0000

He took 1 bitch picture.

By: pony girl

pony girl — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 11:45:43 +0000

@Mo,
I have friends in Seattle who go there. I’ve gone along for the ride a few times.
and you’re right, I don’t like those store-bought salads, I ‘d rather find my own grasses, sort of on the hoof, if you will.

By: orinoco womble

orinoco womble — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 11:11:02 +0000

“Ashore it’s wine, women and song. At sea it’s rum, bum and concertina.” (Peter Sellers, the Goon Show)

By: Janellionaire

Janellionaire — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 11:04:01 +0000

Wow, really? When I was a kid, I LOVED Saltines. I used to tell myself that I could live on Saltines and Sprite, but I never tried it. How was it? Did you lose weight? Get scurvy? Both?

By: Janellionaire

Janellionaire — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 10:54:33 +0000

I make salads for delivery, and take great pride in making them as “pretty” as possible, arranging all the veggies in a specific pattern to ease my OCD, and to make it easier for picky eaters to hunt down every last red onion or baby corn. One time a customer called in and complained about the produce segregation, requesting that her salad this time be “more mixed up.” Wanna know what my PA self did? I made the salad my way, then shook the hell out of it. Everyone wins.