Comments on: The most pitiful folk song never written

By: trouble

trouble — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 03:44:02 +0000

I live in Iowa City!

…

That is all.

By: sarjo

sarjo — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 17:24:02 +0000

It is always sad when, after you’ve been coming to a site for awhile, and you think people “know” you and really get your humor (unlike all those sad losers you have to see in person, daily, ad nauseum), to have people respond to your comment with something along the lines of “Gee, I guess you don’t really understand the point of this site…or the internet…or life, you pious, uptight loser!” This makes me sad like a hummingbird being gone, or a crumpled map, or the poor pony those fat ass Germans ate.

By: Vindelanda

Vindelanda — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 04:52:13 +0000

I’m pretty sure I saw the horse too…It looked really familiar. I just thought I was going crazy, but maybe it is a recycled note.

And the first one is kind of…Hilariously sad. That sounds bad but I don’t know how else to describe it.

By: aaa

aaa — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 17:30:41 +0000

But I want you to mean it that way. I need you to mean it that way. D:

By: park rose

park rose — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 17:26:10 +0000

Well, at least I didn’t delete my comment. That’s my usual M.O.
I suck more. Hmm. No, I don’t mean it that way.

By: anglophile

anglophile — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 15:00:02 +0000

I’m not sure synchronicity means what you think it means…

By: anglophile

anglophile — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 14:58:19 +0000

I like the over-the-top pathos of 4.8, TippingCows. It fits in nicely with the note.

Who were you before? Are we friends or enemies?

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 06:36:13 +0000

You’re right, I suck. Being on this site a shorter period of time than Se makes me invalid. (I’ve changed names about three times but been coming to this site for … wow. A really long time. Years. I feel old now. Even more reason for suckdom). Team Suck.

By: aaa

aaa — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 05:45:19 +0000

Um, I can mock everyone in one go if you’d like. Actually, I’d like it too, because I’m a bad ass motherfucker like that.

Okay, here we go: YOU ALL SUCK WORSE THAN A CLIPARTLESS, GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT PAN AND YOUR MOTHERS ARE PROMISCUOUS. EVERYONE SUCKS EXCEPT FOR ME. TEAM AAA FTW.

By: park rose

park rose — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 04:23:09 +0000

Se has been a regular for a long time. Jadefirefly, too, and tipping cows, eslinger, , but I think Se was here before both. Before I started posting, anyway.

PS: There is a HBO sign over this edit box, so sorry if it doesn’t make sense.

By: wheezeew

wheezeew — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 03:17:52 +0000

I took your humming bird so I could feed it to a pony. I crumpled up your map of mother earth so I could use it to clog your toilet. Asked and answered.

By: Woman on the Verge

Woman on the Verge — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 20:44:32 +0000

Team Se. Just sayin’.

By: UnclGhost

UnclGhost — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 20:36:48 +0000

saddest pan ever

By: Elorel

Elorel — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 20:07:03 +0000

Yes, I thought of Middle Earth, too.

Then I imagined Frodo Baggins sailing off with the elves to the Undying Lands, which really turned out to be a nursing home in Iowa City.

Frantic to return to Middle Earth, he stole what he thought to be a map of it from an elf down the hall.

“But how shall I get there with no ship?” he thought.

His aged mind wandered back to his escape from Mount Doom.

“An eagle!” he cried. Alas, a glass hummingbird would have to do. Because it was the elf’s, he was certain it had magical properties he had yet to discover.

He stocked up on Lembas bread from the vending machine, secured a wool blanket around himself like a cloak, and set off.

His first hurdle on the way home to the Shire? The treacherous slopes of hallway 5 East.