Chad and Cassie might want to be careful what they wish for…lest someone be tempted to “return” something they didn’t actually borrow first.
![If you go as far as even touching my shit, I'll fucking kill you. [heart], Cassie PS - Thanks in advance for returning the shit you took, you ball of shit](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4118/4954914568_df9c132270.jpg "If you go as far as even touching my shit, I'll fucking kill you. [heart], Cassie PS - Thanks in advance for returning the shit you took, you ball of shit")
(Thanks to Travis in Austin and anonymous in Boise for submitting.)
Entries from September 2010
Don’t touch my…stuff, you little piece of…stuff.
September 6th, 2010 · 49 Comments
Tags: Austin · heart · Idaho · p.s. · shit · touching
Happy birthday dear what’s-his-face
September 5th, 2010 · 57 Comments
Jo in Australia received this message from an ex-boyfriend via the dating site OKCupid. “This was where we met, so I guess he was trying to be poignant,” Jo says. “For obvious reasons,” — a.k.a. THEY WERE BROKEN UP — “I neglected to call him on his birthday. This clearly brought up more deep-seated self-esteem issues.” Nothin’ sexier than that!
“Replying to him is out of the question,” Jo adds — “I didn’t want to give him the satisfaction of words.” Instead, she took the passive-aggressive approach: submitting it to this site.
related: So glad we’re not together!
Tags: Australia · birthday · ex drama · just not that into you · online dating · thanks (but not really)
My cat-shit crazy neighbor
September 2nd, 2010 · 163 Comments
Edie in Bellevue, Washington wasn’t too happy with the neighbor’s cat using her lawn as its personal toilet, so she finally asked the cat’s owner if she’d please clean it up. “She did,” Edie says, “but only after explaining that the cat poops on everyone’s lawn and no one else minds.” (After asking around the neighborhood, Edie found this to be only half-true.)
Little did they know that cat’s crap was practically worth its weight in friggin’ GOLD!!! One can only imagine the reactions of Edie and her similarly ungrateful neighbors when they finished reading the photocopied letter taped to their front doors. (First place? For three years running?? What fools we’ve all been!!!)
related: Don’t feed the cat (or the trolls)
extra credit: The Radiolab episode about Toxoplasma and crazy cat ladies
Tags: bold-underlined-caps · cats · most popular notes of 2010 · neighbors · shit · Washington state
Things not to flush down the toilet: your hopes, your dreams…your sweaters
September 1st, 2010 · 60 Comments
Linda spotted this little work of artistic genius at Louie’s Cafe in Santa Fe, New Mexico:
related: Please do not flush…anything.
Tags: all clogged up · most popular notes of 2010 · restaurant · toilet
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