Kelcy from London snapped this photo while this year’s Glastonbury Festival. “And yes, it was amazing,” she says. “Poor Tom!”
UPDATE: Prue from Manchester reports spotting a similar — slightly more aggressive — message at Glastonbury, too. “The crossed out bits were the ‘just ex’ girlfriend’s phone number and name (so one could send her an abusive message on Facebook),” Prue says. “Lovely.”
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#1
anglophile
While you’re at it, sign him up for some magazine subscriptions, order him a Chinese food delivery, and–why not–send him a call-girl. That would be hi-larious!
Oct 1, 2010 at 1:36 pm rating: 90
#2
me
Whose 12 what???
Oct 1, 2010 at 1:44 pm rating: 90
#3
Mo®
Tom just went over his text limit for the month. However, he really appreciated all the booby pictures he was sent.
Oct 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm rating: 90
#4
cuffed
It’s okay Mo® – texts are free to receive in the UK. Poor Tom might suffer a severe case of jealousy, but there wouldn’t be any financial repercussions for him.
Oct 1, 2010 at 2:34 pm rating: 90
#5
Mo®
” Hey Tom I just saw Snoop Dogg perform and Willie Nelson is coming up next on the Pyramid stage. Though I am so baked right now and Willie Nelson looks more like your Nan!”
Oct 1, 2010 at 3:02 pm rating: 90
#6
Roman411
Must be Tom Robinson of BBC6 Music. Lammo was trampled.
Oct 1, 2010 at 3:42 pm rating: 90
#7
park rose
Sucks when you’re floating in a tin can, and can’t make it to Glastonbury. Funnily enough, Alexander Graeme Bell used tin cans, didn’t he? Just suspend your disbelief there, and also imagine him frantically calling, “Can you hear me Major Tom? The circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong!” Though just what kind of circuit a piece of string has, I’ll let the quantum physicists, or who(m)ever explain. That is all.
Oct 1, 2010 at 3:53 pm rating: 90
#8
Tiffanyt
Poor tom
Oct 1, 2010 at 4:42 pm rating: 90
#9
Odious
I like the non-sequitur question in the middle (“whose 12?”). I’m guessing it’s Tom’s son or daughter that’s 12 tears old. Would a festival goer, otherwise, have 12 year-old mates? Or are they asking whose twelver is sitting there, just out of the frame?
BTW – How does a bag of cocks come into existence?
Oct 2, 2010 at 12:01 am rating: 90
#10
Canthz_B
I don’t know what makes Tom so special.
When I was 12 it took me 5 years to make 17!!
Oct 2, 2010 at 12:56 am rating: 90
#11
aaa
Yes, please send our twelve-year-old bud Tom pictures of your penis/vagina and call him at all hours of the night to show him just how much fun you’re having. I’m sure his parents would really appreciate that.
Oct 2, 2010 at 11:32 am rating: 90
#12
Clive dunn
What Tom’s freinds failed to mention was that he was dying of cancer. His last days were punctuated by texts of grubby arses and badly lit ballbags.
Oct 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm rating: 90
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