Today’s dose of bathroom humor is brought to you by our submitter, Johnny in New Zealand, with the contributions of two anonymous would-be Conchords.
![Please do not put chewing gum into this urinal as it causes [blockages] the flavour to go horrible. This urinal tastes horrible even without the gum!](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2745/4412125816_20d49ac8b7.jpg "Please do not put chewing gum into this urinal as it causes [blockages] the flavour to go horrible. This urinal tastes horrible even without the gum!")
related: The yogurt’s expired. Run for your lives!
Well, that seems (uri)logical enough.
October 4th, 2010 · 50 comments
FILED UNDER: all clogged up · New Zealand · smartass · toilet
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#1
Maas
If cakes cannot increase the culinary appeal of a urinal, I suppose it’s too much to ask of a piece of gum.
Oct 4, 2010 at 8:03 pm rating: 90
#2
Maas
It’s a pity that the urinal cannot handle big jobs.
Oct 4, 2010 at 8:05 pm rating: 90
#3
farcical aquatic ceremony
Are we gonna make Maas do all the heavy comedic lifting???…That’s Maas’d up.
Oct 4, 2010 at 8:39 pm rating: 90
#4
farcical aquatic ceremony
*sigh* I can just picture all the boy-men snickering as they exit the restroom, sauntering back to their desks, slipping markers & pens into pockets, walking back to said restroom–nonchalant as all get-out–only to emerge grinning and sweaty-faced 35 seconds later…
…just, someone, remind me to NEVER use a boy-man’s writing utensil that still retains a suspicious amount of thigh-warmth…
(did I say that???)
Oct 4, 2010 at 8:46 pm rating: 90
#5
shwonline
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor in the urinal overnight?
Oct 4, 2010 at 9:07 pm rating: 90
#6
Worker 11811
The all-time best sign I ever saw above a urinal said:
“The hands that have to pick the cigarette butts out of this urinal are the same hands that make your food!”
Oct 4, 2010 at 10:26 pm rating: 90
#7
Canthz_B
Do not put chewing gum into this urinal as it tends to eat the cake.
Oct 4, 2010 at 11:23 pm rating: 90
#8
Canthz_B
Wrigley’s now has a new gum to complement cinnamon-flavored “Big Red”.
All “Pale Yellow” needs now is a salty ad campaign!
Oct 4, 2010 at 11:31 pm rating: 90
#9
Canthz_B
Gum in the urinal serves a very useful purpose.
Young boys need something interesting to aim at to hone their skills.
This works for grown men as well, ladies. If your guy thinks the inside of the toilet lid is supposed to be used like a basketball backboard, try placing a few of those mini-marshmallows in the bowl.
Sure, it’s not as cool as writing your name in the snow, but it’s a close second!
Oct 4, 2010 at 11:38 pm rating: 90
#10
Madrias
Used chewing gum makes a toilet smell better, till the first time someone pees on it.
Oct 5, 2010 at 1:44 am rating: 90
#11
matt
if the patrons of this toilet were t0 receive treatment for their urinary infections, there would be no overpowering stench of rotting fish and therefore no need for chewing gum air fresheners.
Oct 5, 2010 at 1:57 am rating: 90
#12
anglophile
The only thing I can think of is the current Nick Hornsby audiobook I’m listening to. The British actors so charmingly say ur-EYE-nal.
Oct 5, 2010 at 7:22 am rating: 90
#13
Woman on the Verge
The only comment that comes to mind when I look at this note is, “What the fuck?”
Oct 5, 2010 at 7:30 am rating: 90
#14
Ed Depaine
Please do not throw your gum in the urinal it ruins the flavour of the giant pink sweet tart in there.
Oct 5, 2010 at 8:11 am rating: 90
#15
GhostWriter
Please do not put chewing gum into this urinal because it will blow a bubble when you pee.
Oct 5, 2010 at 8:54 am rating: 90
#16
whipoorwill
and for some… ‘please do not eat the chewing gum that is in the urinal”…
Oct 5, 2010 at 10:46 am rating: 90
#17
berge
Your mom does not work here. Pee on your own gum.
Oct 5, 2010 at 11:44 am rating: 90
#18
Mo®
In the distant future, the year 2011,
In the distant future, the year 2011
urinal cakes will be made of gum
Affirmative!
Oct 5, 2010 at 1:50 pm rating: 90
#19
Madrias
That urinal was fucking disgusting!
(A nice twist on all those horrid ‘fucking delicious’ jokes)
Oct 5, 2010 at 11:54 pm rating: 90
#20
Walker, "Tex" (a stranger)
“We don’t stick our urinal cakes under your table, so please don’t leave your gum in our toilet!”
Oct 6, 2010 at 1:02 pm rating: 90
#21
Canthz_B
So many urinal jokes. They rain down upon us like a golden shower.
Donna Summer’s urinal joke: Someone left the cake out in the rain.
I hope these meet American Standards.
Oct 9, 2010 at 3:19 am rating: 90
#22 It’s called “performance art.” | PassiveAggressiveNotes.com
[...] — spotted by Erin in the employee restroom of an AT&T Store in Los Angeles — I think the Kiwis have a clear edge over us Yanks…at least when it comes to smartass bathroom [...]
Oct 12, 2010 at 9:52 pm rating: 90
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