Park on my privates again? No!

October 25th, 2010 · 128 comments

Lisa from Toronto doesn’t try to hide the fact that this note was, uh, not exactly undeserved. “On a long weekend in Grand Bend, my boyfriend squeezed into a parking spot which partially placed his front tires on the edge of someone’s lawn,” she says. But if Lisa and her bf lost any sleep over their vehicular faux pas — and I’m guessing they didn’t — it seems like this note, which Lisa called “amazing,” would more than make up for it. Okay!

Why you bad park? No ticket! I have for son dealer plate! You ok? Fuck you guy! Okay! Park on my privates again? No! Bad park you.

FILED UNDER: actually totally reasonable · Clearly a non-native English speaker · double-entendre alert · exclamation-point happy!!!! · most popular notes of 2010 · Ontario · parking


128 responses so far ↓

  • #1   lolsuz

    ZOMG I can hear her voice as I read it… this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 6:37 pm   rating: 114  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   AMoparGirl

    uh…WHAT?!!

    Oct 25, 2010 at 6:38 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Maas

      It’s defamiliarization. The author creates a gap between the horizon of the text and the horizon of the reader. Presumably the form of this note is a parodic response to the parking. Consider how the one caricatures the careless disorganization of the other.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 11:41 am   rating: 46  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   blue-eyes

    No love you long time!

    Oct 25, 2010 at 6:38 pm   rating: 68  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   fan bang

      ..she will, if you park long time on her privates.

      Oct 25, 2010 at 6:50 pm   rating: 59  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Elizabeth

      And theeeeeeeeen……

      Oct 25, 2010 at 9:02 pm   rating: 43  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   nonom

      And NO and then!!!!!

      Oct 25, 2010 at 10:18 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   Canthz_B bang

      Judge: Mr. Dickinson, witnesses heard the young man crying out “NO!”

      Defendant: Your Honor, that was consensual “No Love” when that guy was parked on my privates!

      Oct 25, 2010 at 10:33 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   Arrrrrrrg bang

      For five dollah she suckee suckee.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 3:35 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   Rebekah

    So which is it? “WHY YOU BAD PARK?” or “BAD PARK YOU”

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:00 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   park rose bang

      Something in that ball park.

      Oct 26, 2010 at 6:25 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Daniel

    I love that “Fuck you guy!” is the most correct sentence in there. Hearts and minds ….

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:00 pm   rating: 100  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Mike

      I find the juxtaposition of “Fuck you Guy” and “Park on my privates again” way too amusing.

      Oct 26, 2010 at 8:22 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   Scribbles the Monkey bang

      “You ok? Fuck you guy! Okay!”

      It’s the “ok” and the “okay” that get me. The writer wants to make sure that the reader understands the note at every turn.

      Oct 28, 2010 at 10:01 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   fan bang

    For once, the terrible slang “my bad” would be appropriate.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:01 pm   rating: 34  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Donna Martin Graduates!

      That appallingly incomplete and grammatically mystifying ‘sentence’ “my bad” is NEVER appropriate.

      Oct 26, 2010 at 2:25 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Go Phillies!

    Me love note!

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:03 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   snatchbeast

    youparklikeanasshole.com

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:06 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Madrias

      That and supergluing the note to the driver’s side windshield is all that must be done.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 11:58 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Steff

    I play for keeps ‘coz I might not make it back. Bad note writer you. Be patient you must. Learn they will.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:06 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   People Person

    I believe this is an incredibly complex anagram. I am running it through my supercomputer to get the permutations but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with Alec Guinness.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:15 pm   rating: 54  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   fan bang

    OK? No!!! Not okay, fuck you guy, BAD. No Dealer PLATES. AAHHH, FUCK you! On my privates.

    there that’s much better.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:15 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Arrrrrrrg bang

      Are these rejected R.E.M. lyrics?

      Oct 27, 2010 at 3:37 pm   rating: 23  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Sarah

    Anyone else reminded of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgwxzczGzG0 ?

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:19 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Christina

    I love that the printing is so nice and neat.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:25 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   Hawley

      To me, the neat, block handwriting says “white woman between 18-35,” and not so much “immigrant with two months of Rosetta Stone English under his belt.”

      Oct 25, 2010 at 8:25 pm   rating: 55  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   Nancy

      Agreed! This is totally fake.

      Oct 25, 2010 at 8:39 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.3   Michael

      It’s not unrealistic to think that the notewriter’s first language used the Roman alphabet as well, in which case the good handwriting isn’t that surprising.

      Oct 25, 2010 at 8:48 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.4   Liz

      Most of the Asian folks I’ve worked with over the years have had the most beautiful handwriting. Might have something to do with the calligraphy needed to draw the Kanji characters.

      Call not fake. And pretty funny!

      Oct 25, 2010 at 9:12 pm   rating: 38  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.5   Canthz_B bang

      I don’t know anything at all about Kanji characters, or any other Asian writing characters for that matter, but does the horizontal lines’ tendency to intersect the vertical lines rather than just meet them mean anything to those who may know?

      Oct 25, 2010 at 9:43 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.6   matt

      i’m guessing probably asian as well. Europeans would probably skip the note writing altogether and just slash the tires.

      Oct 25, 2010 at 9:49 pm   rating: 51  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.7   Susan

      I totally agree… It was a english speaker who wrote this and for some reason thought the park-ee was Asian. Maybe they live in a neighborhood taken over by Asians. I had that experience living in NYC for a time… I’d get pissed at stupid stuff too.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 8:21 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.8   prairielily

      Grand Bend is a tiny “beach resort” town on the shore of Lake Huron. It’s over a three hour drive from Toronto and I’ve only ever seen white people living there.

      My guess? An English speaker wrote the note assuming that they were Asian either from seeing them, or because they have some type of tag that identifies their vehicle as being from Toronto.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 9:16 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.9   LahDEEdah

      I’m with Hawley on this one. This was a native english speaker trying to be funny (or trying to get on this website). I think s/he may have succeeded!

      Oct 27, 2010 at 6:10 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   Canthz_B bang

    Of course they put their car on the lawn. The mailbox was clearly marked “PARK”.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:31 pm   rating: 54  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   butt

      I see what you did there.

      Oct 25, 2010 at 10:15 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   G

      Proud of you, truely…

      Oct 26, 2010 at 7:43 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    Crap, I just remembered I’m supposed to be looking for a missing dry cleaning ticket…

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:35 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #16   Meg

    The voice in my head when I read that was Ms. Swan of MAD T.V., “He look, like a man.” Lmao!

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:37 pm   rating: 31  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Mo®

      Awwww, ♥ BUNNIE Swan!

      Oct 26, 2010 at 8:29 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #16.2   Donna Martin Graduates!

      “I tell you every-ting.”

      Oct 26, 2010 at 2:35 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Canthz_B bang

    Fuck you, Guy Lafleur! You no play no more! You no bad park here no more!

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:42 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Canthz_B bang

    So he has for son dealer plate.
    I have for son numb-skull, but I don’t go around bragging about that one.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 7:47 pm   rating: 35  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   whipoorwill

      you just did…….

      Oct 25, 2010 at 8:25 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   Canthz_B bang

      A mere mention is not a boast. ;-)

      Oct 25, 2010 at 8:30 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.3   whipoorwill

      so the ‘mere mention ‘ on the PAN note was? hmmm… tata!

      Oct 25, 2010 at 8:35 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.4   Canthz_B bang

      No, but the exclamation point was…hmmm, tata!
      Not your A-game today, huh? ;-)

      Oct 25, 2010 at 9:04 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.5   whipoorwill

      a mention on a public forum that your son is a numb-skull, for all the world to see ,is a boast.

      Oct 26, 2010 at 7:54 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.6   fan bang

      Why poor willi? You, pick, pick, pick?

      shuddup, already!

      Oct 26, 2010 at 3:37 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.7   Canthz_B bang

      No, you dunce. It would be a boast if I said my son is a numb-skull, I’m proud of it and plan to produce more numb-skulls.
      Mentioning that I have a numb-skull son who I don’t talk about much is an acknowledgement that said son exists without indication of pride in his existence. Nothing more.

      As far as all the world seeing, I’m pretty sure my son’s identity was not revealed to anyone at all, much less all the world.

      You were given the difference in #18.2, need a diagram as well? Damn! Try to be nice to some people and they just keep asking for more!!
      God! You’re so stupid!! STFU and learn something new every now and again.

      Oct 26, 2010 at 9:15 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

       
     
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    Oct 25, 2010 at 8:08 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #20   pony girl

    I’m confused.
    Do people with dealer plates get free rein to park like assholes (arseholes) in Canada?

    Oct 25, 2010 at 8:19 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #21   Nancy

    This is totally fake

    Oct 25, 2010 at 8:40 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #22   Rachel

    Actually, this reads like someone who only uses American Sign Language wrote the note. The syntax is very typical of how ASL works. The annoyed party may very well be Deaf.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 9:07 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Silence

      Grammar and syntax aren’t learned just from auditory language, but also from the written word, which if Notewriter can write, they can also read.

      Deaf people don’t write like that.

      Oct 25, 2010 at 9:10 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.2   Sarah

      Not ALL deaf people do, but as someone who’s had to decipher notes between my deaf sister and her friends, I can testify that a lot of deaf people actually do. Due to the emphasis put on phonics-based teaching, a lot of deaf students have trouble reading and writing non-ASL syntax English.

      It really wouldn’t surprise me at all if this was written by an ASL user.

      Oct 25, 2010 at 9:25 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.3   Canthz_B bang

      Or an LSD user.

      Oct 25, 2010 at 9:34 pm   rating: 51  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.4   Caitlin

      This is likely. Deaf people who use ASL do often write differently, often not using verb tenses, articles, etc. ASL is not the same as speaking English. Example:

      English: I don’t have any dogs.

      ASL: DOG I HAVE NONE

      Oct 25, 2010 at 9:58 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.5   Canthz_B bang

      So, how does ASL explain “Park on my privates again?”
      Not saying it doesn’t, as I am ignorant as to ASL, just curious as to how showing a lady to her private room or table wouldn’t get one slapped silly.

      Oct 25, 2010 at 10:19 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.6   wax lion

      I’m with Rachel. When I had a deaf student in my art history course, the papers she turned in read a lot like this; the syntax was almost undecipherable.

      “Park on my privates? NO!” makes perfect sense to me…. :)

      Oct 25, 2010 at 10:31 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.7   Canthz_B bang

      I don’t mean the syntax, I mean the words.

      And really, I’m just curious, not trying to start anything this time.
      Trying to learn something new if I can. I don’t think ASL has come up here before, certainly not recently. :-)

      Oct 25, 2010 at 10:40 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.8   wax lion

      “Park on my private (property) again? NO!” I don’t know if using the adjective “private” as a noun (with an unintended double meaning) is particularly ASL related, but my experience is limited.

      Oct 26, 2010 at 8:27 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.9   Canthz_B bang

      But they said “privates” not “private”. There’s a substantive difference in meaning there. Is ASL that loose/flexible?
      Again, I honestly do not know, but I think this avenue is being closed for construction (excuse the pun), nice theory, but it ain’t playing out in my humble opinion.

      Mad props to the ASL community though, can’t imagine doing what you do every day to not only survive, but to prosper in what must sometimes seem like an alien world. I can, as a minority, in a way identify, but not in the same way. :-)

      Oct 27, 2010 at 3:40 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.10   bored@work

      Perhaps it is an Asian on LSD who learned English from a deaf person……

      There, now everyone is right.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 7:19 am   rating: 49  small thumbs up

       
    • #22.11   Kel

      My guess is actually a deaf ASL-using Asian FLDS member on LSD.

      Oct 28, 2010 at 11:16 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #23   Kim

    This is officially my favorite note ever. I think I will shout, “Bad park you!” at every bad parking job.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 9:23 pm   rating: 47  small thumbs up

    • #23.1   Zsa

      BEAUTIFUL! I agree- “Bad park you!” will be my new phrase of choice in downtown Portland where bad parking seems to be a goal.

      Oct 25, 2010 at 10:21 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.2   pony girl

      I’m on board.
      You’ll find me at Central Market this afternoon, going hoarse.

      Oct 26, 2010 at 3:35 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #23.3   park rose bang

      A horse going coarsely hoarse, of course, of course!

      Oct 26, 2010 at 6:32 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #24   VerityBrown bang

    Lisa needs to share this with Engrish.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 10:05 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #25   Lulabelle

    Love it! Don’t care if it’s fake…it’s funny.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 10:05 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
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  • #27   m

    frightening

    Oct 25, 2010 at 10:31 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #28   Kristaps

    Has Russell Peters been shown this?

    Oct 25, 2010 at 10:52 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #29   Nightfire bang

    This made me happy. So very happy.

    Oct 25, 2010 at 11:19 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #29.1   Canthz_B bang

      ♫ I’m so glad this came into my life… ♫

      Oct 26, 2010 at 12:00 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #29.2   pony girl

      Aaaaah, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found thee! I know at last the secret of it all…..

      Oct 26, 2010 at 3:29 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #30   butters

    I second what Hawley said. People in Toronto love the Chinese-can’t-drive stereotype to death. It’s a long running joke. This was probably a fake written by a bored 19 year old. In reality, the new immigrant Asians don’t use ‘okay’ often in their speech, and wouldn’t care to use it in writing.

    Though as someone who has resided in a neighborhood with many minorities of this descent, I have to agree that there are plenty of new immigrants who have no sense of courtesy on the roads.

    Oct 26, 2010 at 12:19 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #30.1   anglophile bang

      I’m pretty sure I read somewhere, that OK is one of the first English words people learn, but I’m no ESL expert. I know someone who is, though….

      Oct 26, 2010 at 9:27 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #31   liddy

    You go home now, you been heah for two owah..

    Oct 26, 2010 at 12:35 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #31.1   Canthz_B bang

      That’s so offensive! :-P

      Oct 27, 2010 at 12:45 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #32   T

    Fake or real its funny! hahaha

    Oct 26, 2010 at 1:05 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #33   bowloftoast bang

    Maybe if the writer trimmed her privates, people would better know where the patch ends and the traffic area begins.

    Oct 26, 2010 at 1:06 am   rating: 48  small thumbs up

    • #33.1   LainTexas

      My favorite comment EVAH!!!!!!!!!!

      Oct 26, 2010 at 10:40 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #34   pal47

    signed: Sincelely, Ilene

    Oct 26, 2010 at 1:28 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #35   Splint Chesthair

    I imagine the diminuitive Asian fellow from “The Hangover” saying this. What the note lacks in grammatical structure it makes it up for getting the point across loud and clear.

    Oct 26, 2010 at 7:24 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
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  • #37   The Elf

    Okay – I’m going to say it. If you don’t want a bad parking note, don’t park badly! At least Lisa and Lisa’s Boyfriend admit it.

    Oct 26, 2010 at 8:10 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #38   Laura0489

    I’m totally not buying this….Anyone with grammer that bad would have misspelled some of those words too. FAKE!!!

    Oct 26, 2010 at 9:43 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #38.1   anglophile bang

      Well, I think we can take you for an expert on misspelled words.

      Oct 26, 2010 at 9:31 pm   rating: 38  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.2   Canthz_B bang

      They just keep doing it, Glo, bless their hearts.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 12:42 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.3   Laura0489

      Yes, Anglophile, you can take me for an expert on misspelled words…just like we can all take you for an expert on being a condescending assh*le. Ditto for you, Canthz B.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 10:10 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.4   Un-Laura0489

      You Laura are a humourless, thin-skinned asshole, or is it arsehole?

      Oct 27, 2010 at 10:58 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.5   Woman on the Verge bang

      They are pretty easy words… I’m not buying your theory, Laura.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 1:52 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.6   Canthz_B bang

      Laura, I’m not condescending, you’re clearly beneath me. ;-)

      Be a big person and laugh at your own mistake, not a petty douche canoe.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 4:30 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.7   oi bang

      We? I don’t agree with you Laura. Speak for your self! however glo and CB can speak for me ever and forever.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 4:59 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.8   park rose bang

      Now, if one condescending arsehole calls another condescending arsehole a condescending arsehole, what do you have? arse rose is duly present to join the “where the sun don’t shine” club.

      Now, of course my beloved is not a condescending arsehole, but you know, the above is just one of those kinds of koans that one indulges in to pass the time on Wednesday afternoons.

      Oct 27, 2010 at 5:30 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.9   anglophile bang

      Damn, and here I wanted to be known far and wide as the sweetest person you will ever meet on the internet. How did I all go so wrong?

      Oct 27, 2010 at 7:55 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.10   Laura0489

      I am a dispatcher who has spent the last 15 years dealing with drivers that speak English as a second language. I communicate with them and read their writing for 10 hours a day. Yes, I think you can take me as an expert on foreigners’ misspelled words. Anyone with grammer this bad would have misspelled at least a few words on this note.

      Canthz B, may I ask exactly what mistake you are referring to?

      As far as you all being a bunch of condescending assh*les, I stand by my claim. I think the biggest problem with this site is that you can’t make a simple post on here without at least a couple of “regulars” making snide comments in their own passive-aggressive posts. Geez, get a life!

      Oct 28, 2010 at 1:27 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.11   oi bang

      uh miss Laura grammAr. Now I would write more but I am afraid of Tomas’s law: If you correct somebody else’s grammar on the internet the chances are you made at least one grammatical/spelling mistake in that comment itself!
      oh and about snide comments, I will let you off easy because you were not being twat on purpose. We regulars are easy like that.

      Oct 28, 2010 at 1:54 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.12   Canthz_B bang

      All I said is that they just keep doing it. By misspelling “grammar” yet again, you’ve proven that I was right all along in my statement of fact.

      I didn’t say anything silly like “get a life” when I don’t know someone or how many other things they may or may not be into besides this site.
      I didn’t say anything like “Learn how to spell” either. ;-)
      But did you really think you could go anywhere on the internet and call people names and they would not give you a less than friendly response? I’d call that a whopper of a mistake as well. Who’s the asshole now?

      Oct 28, 2010 at 2:24 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.13   Woman on the Verge bang

      Laura,

      Take a deep cleansing breath. It’s all in good fun here. The comments are a place to play and be funny. If it bugs you, don’t read them.

      WotV

      Oct 28, 2010 at 2:28 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.14   Laura0489

      Thank you, oi, for correcting me instead of making patronizing or condescending remarks (save for the twat reference). It is much more civil and less offensive than Anglophile and CanthzB’s way of talking down to someone because they made a simple mistake like 2 snobbish adults speaking to a mentally challenged child.

      I think its kind of sad that I’ve been reading this site religiously for about a year, and have always been kind of nervous to post a comment out of fear of someone jumping on me if I make a simple mistake. Then, when I finally did, I see that I was right.

      I do have to kind of laugh at myself for making such a mistake, though…

      CanthzB: I said it before, and I’ll say it again: you.

      Oct 28, 2010 at 3:53 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.15   Canthz_B bang

      I didn’t talk down to you because you “made a simple mistake”. I talked down to you because 1) you called us all assholes, and 2) you can’t take a joke.
      If you can’t see that your hands are not clean in this, then I can’t help you.
      I think it’s kind of sad that you’ve read this site for so long and didn’t know that if you make a comment about bad grammar, that comment had better be totally correct, or you’re gonna get some comments about it.
      You say you expected it, but still you reacted like a mentally challenged child.
      Congratulations for realizing that you should laugh at yourself, don’t be mad because we too laughed at you…it was funny. ;-)

      Oct 28, 2010 at 4:02 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.16   Laura0489

      First off, Canthz B, you talked down to me from the moment I posted my first comment….which was the REASON I called you an asshole (ever hear of cause & effect?) Secondly, I didn’t call everyone assholes, only you and Anglophile.

      And finally, I never asked you to “help” me in any way…the fact that you think I would just reaffirms my belief that you ARE a condescending asshole.

      Oct 28, 2010 at 4:20 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.17   Canthz_B bang

      “As far as you all being a bunch of condescending assh*les, I stand by my claim.”

      Sound familiar? You yourself say that you meant everyone, not just Glo and CB, and you stand by it. Twit.

      Maybe you need to read my comment…it was directed to Glo, not you (I didn’t single you out as an individual)…but you took it personally, which I could give two shits about.

      And if you think the proper response to people “talking” to you in a way you don’t like is name-calling, then you have some work to do.

      Lastly, those who could really use a little help with putting things into perspective are usually the last ones to ask for it, so no, I would never think you’d have asked. ;-)

      PS: Canthz_B is a condescending asshole, but you’ve read the site a long time, so you already knew that. You probably think Robin Williams is Mork from Ork too, huh? :lol:

      Oct 28, 2010 at 4:33 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.18   Mo® bang

      Easy, people easy! Laura is okay. A few rounds of ‘Kumbayah’ and we will all be right as rain. :razz:

      Oct 28, 2010 at 4:37 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.19   oi

      See, you are still being a twat. This time you don’t even have an excuse. I thought you did not know thatyou made a mistake so was mad that people were pointing and laughing. This time you know that you made a mistake and were offered an olive branch but you can’t let go that you laughed at when you pissed yourself in public. The funny thing is you have singled out glo and CB [aaah! regulars are laughing at me!] even though there were others.
      I am thinking that somebody might be trolling here.

      Oct 28, 2010 at 4:41 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.20   Archbishop of Candyland bang

      ((((oiglocb))))

      “Can’t we all just get along?”

      Oct 29, 2010 at 10:53 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.21   Arrrrrrrg bang

      He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother

      Oct 29, 2010 at 10:55 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #38.22   Alice Paul bang

      I don’t know if the lack of misspelled words should decide if it is a fake or not. I mean, the writer probably stewed over the parked car for a while, considering it being a “long weekend.” I bet the note came out of the car being there for longer than expected, giving time to look up the correct spellings.

      I’ve studied some French and am by no means capable of decent grammar but I know how to go look up spellings.

      Spelling is easy, grammar isn’t.

      Oct 29, 2010 at 1:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #39   Noelegy

    Oh Sexy Girlfriend!

    Oct 26, 2010 at 10:10 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #40   shwonline bang

    Notewriter has a PA degree from Bad Park U.

    *groans on behalf of audience*

    Oct 26, 2010 at 10:56 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #40.1   park rose bang

      I giggled.

      Oct 26, 2010 at 6:34 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #41   Ginger

    Note on car funny. Car park not funny.

    Oct 26, 2010 at 11:04 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #42   QBALL

    Funniest comments I’ve read in a long time, and by far one of the top Ten Best PAN’s

    Quaffe

    Oct 26, 2010 at 11:13 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #43   Hmmmm

    Yoda lives.

    Oct 26, 2010 at 12:18 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #44   Anger, it Brings the Engrish Out - Engrish Funny: Engrish Pictures That Is Your Funny Engrish

    [...] Source: Passive Aggressive Notes [...]

    Oct 26, 2010 at 4:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #45   Laura

    All your parking spot are belong to me!

    Oct 26, 2010 at 4:34 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #45.1   Scott

      How did it take 48 messages to get to this reference??? :)

      Oct 26, 2010 at 5:34 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #46   Odious

    Just think, for a moment, the skills required to park on someone’s privates.

    I have an uncle who’s a dealer plate. What a coincidence!

    Oct 26, 2010 at 11:41 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #47   Christian

    “Ey! Fuck you, budday!” -South Park Movie

    Oct 27, 2010 at 4:56 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #48   Eric

    Looks like Yoda really liked his parking spot.

    Oct 27, 2010 at 7:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #49   Isa

    Parking on somebody’s lawn IS really douchey.

    Oct 27, 2010 at 9:39 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #50   hmmm

    Why not go back to China guy, OK ?

    Oct 28, 2010 at 3:15 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #51   Sinn

    BAD PARK YOU.

    hahahahaha

    Oct 28, 2010 at 2:51 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #52   Fnnkybutt

    I read PAN on the RSS feed, so don’t come to the site often – but was compelled to come and applaud the sheer awesomeness of this note. Real, fake, native English or not – it’s a masterpiece.

    Oct 29, 2010 at 9:58 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     

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