Comments on: Another 4-year-old gets wise to the cruel, cruel world we live in.

By: jihn

jihn — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 16:47:23 +0000

i like this, a sad bunch you lot over the water in the good ol’ us of a really are lmfao

By: pony girl

pony girl — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 21:50:37 +0000

RE: Note #1 -

Way to let people know you’ve got a 4 year old daughter waiting to be kidnapped.
Maybe next time you can post your schedule and a map of the house with her bedroom circled in red ink.

By: Damazon

Damazon — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 14:10:06 +0000

Did anyone else read the second note’s header as Poet Scorner?

I instantaneously felt bad for poets. You should watch out for the Poet Scorner, who may just laugh at your facination of your own emotions that you’ve put to paper…

By: jmc72

jmc72 — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 20:17:09 +0000

That’s brilliant !

By: jmc72

jmc72 — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 20:15:48 +0000

We worked hard to grow our pumpkin patch, we only have a small community park and local kids as young as 4 spent the summer watering and caring for our pumpkins. Sarah, Kevin to mention just a few are volunteers. We were all rightly pissed off. So in the good old British charming way of doing things…..we really do hope it CHOKES YOU!

By: The Elf

The Elf — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 17:07:00 +0000

I prefer Smiling Politely.

By: Clumber

Clumber — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 13:12:31 +0000

Kevin – wow, awesome idea… I bet that takes care of the little beggers on the porch as well! Screw the porchlight – sic’ ‘em, * River!

*River was our Shepherd we lost last year at about 13 years old. He’d have handed the candy out himself to the little kids and sat on any evil-doers until we freed them. Great dog. Miss him.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 06:50:20 +0000

Because extra precautions are a bad thing, so why look both ways when crossing the street when you have the right of way? Just step on out there, trusting that 99% of drivers will see you.
Leave your car running with the doors open when you go into a store, trusting that 99% of people will not steal it.
Write your ATM card number and PIN Number next to the ATM, trusting that 99% of the public won’t be on-line buying goods the very same night.

My vote for “natural selection” is to weed out fools and easy marks, not thieves.
Get rid of the fools and easy marks, and there will be fewer thieves.

Team “Thin the Herd”.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Sun, 31 Oct 2010 02:00:43 +0000

OK, so pets are the new black. But who’re the new asians? Do we get new asians?

By: Hmm

Hmm — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 23:23:44 +0000

Sure, I could put my pumpkins on the back porch or inside. It irks the hell out of me that we must take extra precautions because of the 1% of idiots out there. I say get rid of the 1% — we could consider it our own form of “natural selection.”

By: Hear Me Roar

Hear Me Roar — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 22:00:18 +0000

Rape to pumpkin theft is a stupid analogy.

Think more in terms of Pumpkins to Christmas trees.

Would you put your Christmas tree with all the presents under it on the front porch and be surprised when gifts turned up missing?

The very reason the pumpkins were left out is because they had such little value attached to them that no one felt the need to lock them inside, so why ascribe inestimable value to them after the fact?

By: FeRD

FeRD — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 20:10:01 +0000

I want to hear more about this rocket surgery! I’ve been a rocket scientist, but seemed like we mostly just slapped ‘em together and lobbed ‘em up high. This sounds much cooler.

By: GeeRags

GeeRags — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 16:19:45 +0000

Hahaha! I agree.

By: Hellbound Alleee

Hellbound Alleee — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 14:12:34 +0000

When you say it like that, why it sounds so boastful and proud to claim that no “higher beings” exist, than humans. Proud indeed.

Uh…however, being an ex, I can say you’ve got it backwards. When I was a churchgoer, we believed that humans were the highest natural beings. We had a real hierarchy that was put down by Paul himself. The daughters, the sons, the wife , the husband, the church, Jesus and God. In that order. Now as an atheist, I don’t quite know what anyone means by “a higher being.” High how? There’s no hierarchy to life. Surely there are bigger creatures, and creatures that may surely take man down one day. There’s also a predator/prey list. But higher? Means nothing to me.