Comments on: Papa’s John

By: Eatthepeach

Eatthepeach — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 01:46:27 +0000

The notewriter means, don’t leave the door open after you’re done, not during. Good job getting yourself all indignant about something that never existed except in your own mind.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 11:17:14 +0000

See how much you know, surrahsurrah?

Third wives get all sorts of perks!

By: Damazon

Damazon — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 13:52:52 +0000

….colostomy bag?

By: sarah

sarah — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 02:01:09 +0000

my husband and i were mormons for halloween. we went up to people and asked them if we could talk to them about jesus. it scared everyone.
how does pizza work as an air freshener?

By: Savannah

Savannah — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 20:13:12 +0000

Our break room is right next to our bathroom. The microwave is up against the bathroom wall. The smell of Chinese food while pooping is a bit disconcerting. The funniest part is people walking down the hall and saying “What stinks?” and not knowing if it’s food or…..food….that’s been processed.

By: surrahsurrah

surrahsurrah — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 18:50:25 +0000

I didn’t realize mormons were allowed to use the internet.

By: L Ron Hubbard was Joseph Smith Reincarnated

L Ron Hubbard was Joseph Smith Reincarnated — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 18:18:24 +0000

Mormonism and Utah are closely linked so by the transitive property ergo ipso facto than this note is also about moronism errr Mormonism.
Don’t get your Jesus jammies in a bunch.

Neener neener neener.

By: Cdaae663

Cdaae663 — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 17:59:11 +0000

But when Mormonism has nothing to do with the note, then it is immature and uncalled for. I’m perfectly secure in my beliefs, I just don’t like seeing and integral part of me bashed. Not as if you’re the first person to make a Mormon joke on the internet, though. Let’s be original, please!

By: Noelegy

Noelegy — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 14:19:24 +0000

This makes me think of my dad’s favorite joke, the one he never gets tired of.

An Avon lady gets into an elevator in a high-rise building. She has to pass a little gas. So she takes out some pine-scented air freshener from her sample bag and sprays it around.

A drunk guy gets on at the next floor and starts sniffing. “What’s that smell?” he wants to know. “Oh, do you like it?” the Avon lady asks. “Smells like someone shit a Christmas tree!” he replies.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 12:51:51 +0000

G-spot GPS? Great, now all I can think of is that pleasant female voice “Destination in one half inch. Manipulate G-Spot NOW.” followed by “Recalculating…..” when he misses it.

By: WMDKitty

WMDKitty — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 10:16:45 +0000

Good GOD, it’s not that hard to find! It’s just a matter of being… thorough… if you know what I mean.

By: alie

alie — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 06:53:26 +0000

how rude

By: grevillea

grevillea — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 04:15:44 +0000

When you eat cheap nasty pizza in the break room with the door open, the smell comes into my office. I can’t work with that awful smell. And if I can’t work, my kids don’t eat. That’s why I pooped in this paper bag and left it in the break room – as air freshener. Thanks.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 03:55:24 +0000

Proud of going there? It really isn't a very long trip intellectually, but I suppose it's a stretch for some.