For your typographical titillation: a Friday quickie from Liz in Portland…
related: You turned me on and left me.
FILED UNDER: bathroom · double-entendre alert · energy usage · Freudian shit · Portland
Please leave your hat on as well.
Nov 5, 2010 at 4:42 pm rating: 10
Boots too – they add traction.
Nov 5, 2010 at 5:53 pm rating: 12
I feel like a new man when I hear randy talking like that…
Nov 6, 2010 at 10:16 pm rating: 1
Woman on the Verge
The bathroom likes it with the lights on, baby…
Nov 5, 2010 at 4:43 pm rating: 5
That’s because the cameras don’t have night-vision.
Nov 5, 2010 at 4:50 pm rating: 12
Woman on the Verge
Do you think it likes it when you turn the switch on and off realllllllly slow?
Nov 6, 2010 at 9:18 am rating: 4
I would have thought flicking the switch lightly with my finger would have excited the bathroom more.
Nov 5, 2010 at 5:19 pm rating: 30
Nov 5, 2010 at 5:36 pm rating: 1
I think the switch is male.
Nov 5, 2010 at 5:52 pm rating: 4
Nope Switch is female at least in Gujarati. Yeah we call switch “switch” even in Gujarati. There is a translated term but nobody bothers and term switch is female.
Nov 5, 2010 at 7:21 pm rating: 6
Although… El Interruptor…
Case in point here.
Nov 6, 2010 at 1:41 am rating: 1
Damn! I was looking at it linguistic interest only.I should have known where it was heading.
Nov 6, 2010 at 2:07 pm rating: 1
Oi, I am impressed at the depth of your language knowledge. You must be a very cunning linguist.
Nov 8, 2010 at 7:56 am rating: 3
Alas, poor The Elf! I knew her fellatio!
Nov 8, 2010 at 8:44 am rating: 1
Needs one of these:
Nov 5, 2010 at 5:53 pm rating: 1
or perhaps one of these?
Nov 5, 2010 at 10:30 pm rating: 0
After taking a good crap I like to leave the lights on in the bathroom. She looks so happy, her toilet well flushed, sink cleaned, fixtures polished, basking in the afterglow, knowing she has well-satisfied me!
Nov 5, 2010 at 6:17 pm rating: 3
I think “bathroom” here is a metonymic reference to the audience of poo fanciers who just want to make sure that the lighting is right.
Nov 5, 2010 at 6:24 pm rating: 2
I guess with the light off, the excited fixtures go wild with the sink singing the lead, the tub singing bass and the toilet clapping time.
Nov 5, 2010 at 7:03 pm rating: 1
I love that light switch. Is it on? Is it off? Is it both? It’s Schrodinger’s Switch! You don’t know until you look at the light.
And Mr. Schrodinger could use better taste in wallpaper too. This is no longer the 70s.
Nov 5, 2010 at 11:17 pm rating: 1
I’m glad I’m not the only one mildly disturbed at the wallpaper. It reminds me – given the references floating around here – of stubble. Bathroom needs to shave a little closer or let it grow out already.
Nov 8, 2010 at 7:58 am rating: 0
Hm, the lights left on
Makes the baby Al Gore cry
Yellow. Let mellow?
Nov 5, 2010 at 11:19 pm rating: 3
In Portland this loo gets a tickle
From brightness that costs but a nickel
So don’t pee in the dark
Cause you won’t hit your mark
Though both currents may slow to a trickle
Nov 6, 2010 at 4:06 am rating: 2
Everyone knows excessive light switch flipping will make you go blind.
Nov 6, 2010 at 10:00 am rating: 8
Yeah, but how else was I to get all this sexy palm hair?
Nov 7, 2010 at 2:02 am rating: 3
So that’s why the act of switching the light on is called “turn on”! Pervert bathrooms, I’ll never look at them the same.
Nov 6, 2010 at 5:27 pm rating: 5
Fine, I’ll leave the switch on, my crap in the toilet, and leave the lid up for all to enjoy. Oh, and I won’t turn on the fart-fan either.
Nov 6, 2010 at 8:54 pm rating: 1
Aha. Ha. When I first loaded the site I thought I was on Engrish.com.
I like a bathroom that’s not afraid to look at me naked.
Nov 7, 2010 at 1:39 am rating: 2
TC, I always look at you naked…can you please prune the bushes outside your window? My wife has been asking about the scratches on my legs. I can’t blame the neighbor’s cat forever!
Nov 7, 2010 at 2:07 am rating: 2
FINE but I refuse to make the landscape completely bald! There must be some shrubbery to make a nice path. (A path)!
Nov 7, 2010 at 4:46 am rating: 5
Now I have your topiary garden stuck in my mind’s eye. Truly an image worth two in the bush, which is better than a bird in the hand!
Nov 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm rating: 1
Spellcheck doesn’t work for dumb people.
Nov 7, 2010 at 1:38 pm rating: 0
Spellcheck doesn’t work when nothing is misspelled either.
Nov 7, 2010 at 2:12 pm rating: 4
No problem. As dirty as that switch is, I wouldn’t want to touch it, excited or not.
Nov 7, 2010 at 4:29 pm rating: 2
Please check local ordinances as exciting the bathroom is illegal in some areas.
Nov 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm rating: 1
Nov 8, 2010 at 4:39 am rating: 1
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