He likes it with the lights on.

November 5th, 2010 · 36 comments

For your typographical titillation: a Friday quickie from Liz in Portland…

When exciting [sic] the bathroom please leave the light on.

related: You turned me on and left me.

FILED UNDER: bathroom · double-entendre alert · energy usage · Freudian shit · Portland


36 responses so far ↓

  • #1   pony girl

    Please leave your hat on as well.

    Nov 5, 2010 at 4:42 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Woman on the Verge bang

    The bathroom likes it with the lights on, baby…

    Nov 5, 2010 at 4:43 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   pony girl

      That’s because the cameras don’t have night-vision.

      Nov 5, 2010 at 4:50 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   Woman on the Verge bang

      Do you think it likes it when you turn the switch on and off realllllllly slow?

      Nov 6, 2010 at 9:18 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   shwo! bang

    I would have thought flicking the switch lightly with my finger would have excited the bathroom more.

    Nov 5, 2010 at 5:19 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   BeerMe bang

      ew

      Nov 5, 2010 at 5:36 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   JetJackson

      I think the switch is male.

      Nov 5, 2010 at 5:52 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   oi

      Nope Switch is female at least in Gujarati. Yeah we call switch “switch” even in Gujarati. There is a translated term but nobody bothers and term switch is female.

      Nov 5, 2010 at 7:21 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   JetJackson

      Touche Oi.

      Although… El Interruptor…

      Case in point here.

      Nov 6, 2010 at 1:41 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   oi bang

      Damn! I was looking at it linguistic interest only.I should have known where it was heading.

      Nov 6, 2010 at 2:07 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.6   The Elf

      Oi, I am impressed at the depth of your language knowledge. You must be a very cunning linguist.

      Nov 8, 2010 at 7:56 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.7   Canthz_B bang

      Alas, poor The Elf! I knew her fellatio! :-P

      Nov 8, 2010 at 8:44 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   boomchick

    Needs one of these:
    http://www.madblast.com/funny/8810_very-naughty-light-switch.html

    Nov 5, 2010 at 5:53 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   Canthz_B bang

    After taking a good crap I like to leave the lights on in the bathroom. She looks so happy, her toilet well flushed, sink cleaned, fixtures polished, basking in the afterglow, knowing she has well-satisfied me!

    Nov 5, 2010 at 6:17 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Maas

    I think “bathroom” here is a metonymic reference to the audience of poo fanciers who just want to make sure that the lighting is right.

    Nov 5, 2010 at 6:24 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Flaboy2425

    I guess with the light off, the excited fixtures go wild with the sink singing the lead, the tub singing bass and the toilet clapping time.

    Nov 5, 2010 at 7:03 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Zorin

    I love that light switch. Is it on? Is it off? Is it both? It’s Schrodinger’s Switch! You don’t know until you look at the light.

    And Mr. Schrodinger could use better taste in wallpaper too. This is no longer the 70s.

    Nov 5, 2010 at 11:17 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   The Elf

      I’m glad I’m not the only one mildly disturbed at the wallpaper. It reminds me – given the references floating around here – of stubble. Bathroom needs to shave a little closer or let it grow out already.

      Nov 8, 2010 at 7:58 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   aaa bang

    Hm, the lights left on
    Makes the baby Al Gore cry
    Yellow. Let mellow?

    Nov 5, 2010 at 11:19 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   infanttyrone

    In Portland this loo gets a tickle
    From brightness that costs but a nickel
    So don’t pee in the dark
    Cause you won’t hit your mark
    Though both currents may slow to a trickle

    Nov 6, 2010 at 4:06 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Wade bang

    Everyone knows excessive light switch flipping will make you go blind.

    Nov 6, 2010 at 10:00 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   Canthz_B bang

      Yeah, but how else was I to get all this sexy palm hair?

      Nov 7, 2010 at 2:02 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Pylgrim

    So that’s why the act of switching the light on is called “turn on”! Pervert bathrooms, I’ll never look at them the same.

    Nov 6, 2010 at 5:27 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Madrias

    Fine, I’ll leave the switch on, my crap in the toilet, and leave the lid up for all to enjoy. Oh, and I won’t turn on the fart-fan either.

    Nov 6, 2010 at 8:54 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   TippingCows

    Aha. Ha. When I first loaded the site I thought I was on Engrish.com.

    I like a bathroom that’s not afraid to look at me naked.

    Nov 7, 2010 at 1:39 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Canthz_B bang

      TC, I always look at you naked…can you please prune the bushes outside your window? My wife has been asking about the scratches on my legs. I can’t blame the neighbor’s cat forever! :-P

      Nov 7, 2010 at 2:07 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.2   TippingCows

      FINE but I refuse to make the landscape completely bald! There must be some shrubbery to make a nice path. (A path)!

      Nov 7, 2010 at 4:46 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #14.3   Canthz_B bang

      Now I have your topiary garden stuck in my mind’s eye. Truly an image worth two in the bush, which is better than a bird in the hand!

      Nov 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #15   MaroonMD

    Spellcheck doesn’t work for dumb people.

    Nov 7, 2010 at 1:38 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Canthz_B bang

      Spellcheck doesn’t work when nothing is misspelled either. ;-)

      Nov 7, 2010 at 2:12 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Charlie

    No problem. As dirty as that switch is, I wouldn’t want to touch it, excited or not.

    Nov 7, 2010 at 4:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #17   Twez

    Please check local ordinances as exciting the bathroom is illegal in some areas.

    Nov 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   gavin

    Epic

    Nov 8, 2010 at 4:39 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     

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