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• #1   pony girl

  Please leave your hat on as well.

  Nov 5, 2010 at 4:42 pm   rating: 10  
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  • #1.1   Liz

    Boots too – they add traction.

    Nov 5, 2010 at 5:53 pm   rating: 12  
     

  • #1.2   infanttyrone

    I feel like a new man when I hear randy talking like that…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfZdbzfWE1k

    Nov 6, 2010 at 10:16 pm   rating: 1  
     
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• #2   Woman on the Verge

  The bathroom likes it with the lights on, baby…

  Nov 5, 2010 at 4:43 pm   rating: 4  
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  • #2.1   pony girl

    That’s because the cameras don’t have night-vision.

    Nov 5, 2010 at 4:50 pm   rating: 12  
     

  • #2.2   Woman on the Verge

    Do you think it likes it when you turn the switch on and off realllllllly slow?

    Nov 6, 2010 at 9:18 am   rating: 4  
     
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• #3   shwo!

  I would have thought flicking the switch lightly with my finger would have excited the bathroom more.

  Nov 5, 2010 at 5:19 pm   rating: 30  
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  • #3.1   BeerMe

    ew

    Nov 5, 2010 at 5:36 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #3.2   JetJackson

    I think the switch is male.

    Nov 5, 2010 at 5:52 pm   rating: 4  
     

  • #3.3   oi

    Nope Switch is female at least in Gujarati. Yeah we call switch “switch” even in Gujarati. There is a translated term but nobody bothers and term switch is female.

    Nov 5, 2010 at 7:21 pm   rating: 6  
     

  • #3.4   JetJackson

    Touche Oi.

    Although… El Interruptor…

    Case in point here.

    Nov 6, 2010 at 1:41 am   rating: 1  
     

  • #3.5   oi

    Damn! I was looking at it linguistic interest only.I should have known where it was heading.

    Nov 6, 2010 at 2:07 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #3.6   The Elf

    Oi, I am impressed at the depth of your language knowledge. You must be a very cunning linguist.

    Nov 8, 2010 at 7:56 am   rating: 3  
     

  • #3.7   Canthz_B

    Alas, poor The Elf! I knew her fellatio!

    Nov 8, 2010 at 8:44 am   rating: 1  
     
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• #4   boomchick

  Needs one of these:
  http://www.madblast.com/funny/8810_very-naughty-light-switch.html

  Nov 5, 2010 at 5:53 pm   rating: 1  
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  • #4.1   M L

    or perhaps one of these?

    http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-11-01/light_switch_pussy.jpg

    (NSFW)

    Nov 5, 2010 at 10:30 pm   rating: 0  
     
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• #5   Canthz_B

  After taking a good crap I like to leave the lights on in the bathroom. She looks so happy, her toilet well flushed, sink cleaned, fixtures polished, basking in the afterglow, knowing she has well-satisfied me!

  Nov 5, 2010 at 6:17 pm   rating: 3  
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• #6   Maas

  I think “bathroom” here is a metonymic reference to the audience of poo fanciers who just want to make sure that the lighting is right.

  Nov 5, 2010 at 6:24 pm   rating: 2  
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• #7   Flaboy2425

  I guess with the light off, the excited fixtures go wild with the sink singing the lead, the tub singing bass and the toilet clapping time.

  Nov 5, 2010 at 7:03 pm   rating: 1  
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• #8   Zorin

  I love that light switch. Is it on? Is it off? Is it both? It’s Schrodinger’s Switch! You don’t know until you look at the light.

  And Mr. Schrodinger could use better taste in wallpaper too. This is no longer the 70s.

  Nov 5, 2010 at 11:17 pm   rating: 1  
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  • #8.1   The Elf

    I’m glad I’m not the only one mildly disturbed at the wallpaper. It reminds me – given the references floating around here – of stubble. Bathroom needs to shave a little closer or let it grow out already.

    Nov 8, 2010 at 7:58 am   rating: 0  
     
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• #9   aaa

  Hm, the lights left on
  Makes the baby Al Gore cry
  Yellow. Let mellow?

  Nov 5, 2010 at 11:19 pm   rating: 3  
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• #10   infanttyrone

  In Portland this loo gets a tickle
  From brightness that costs but a nickel
  So don’t pee in the dark
  Cause you won’t hit your mark
  Though both currents may slow to a trickle

  Nov 6, 2010 at 4:06 am   rating: 2  
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• #11   Wade

  Everyone knows excessive light switch flipping will make you go blind.

  Nov 6, 2010 at 10:00 am   rating: 8  
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  • #11.1   Canthz_B

    Yeah, but how else was I to get all this sexy palm hair?

    Nov 7, 2010 at 2:02 am   rating: 3  
     
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• #12   Pylgrim

  So that’s why the act of switching the light on is called “turn on”! Pervert bathrooms, I’ll never look at them the same.

  Nov 6, 2010 at 5:27 pm   rating: 5  
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• #13   Madrias

  Fine, I’ll leave the switch on, my crap in the toilet, and leave the lid up for all to enjoy. Oh, and I won’t turn on the fart-fan either.

  Nov 6, 2010 at 8:54 pm   rating: 1  
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• #14   TippingCows

  Aha. Ha. When I first loaded the site I thought I was on Engrish.com.

  I like a bathroom that’s not afraid to look at me naked.

  Nov 7, 2010 at 1:39 am   rating: 2  
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  • #14.1   Canthz_B

    TC, I always look at you naked…can you please prune the bushes outside your window? My wife has been asking about the scratches on my legs. I can’t blame the neighbor’s cat forever!

    Nov 7, 2010 at 2:07 am   rating: 2  
     

  • #14.2   TippingCows

    FINE but I refuse to make the landscape completely bald! There must be some shrubbery to make a nice path. (A path)!

    Nov 7, 2010 at 4:46 am   rating: 4  
     

  • #14.3   Canthz_B

    Now I have your topiary garden stuck in my mind’s eye. Truly an image worth two in the bush, which is better than a bird in the hand!

    Nov 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm   rating: 1  
     
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• #15   MaroonMD

  Spellcheck doesn’t work for dumb people.

  Nov 7, 2010 at 1:38 pm   rating: 0  
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  • #15.1   Canthz_B

    Spellcheck doesn’t work when nothing is misspelled either.

    Nov 7, 2010 at 2:12 pm   rating: 4  
     
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• #16   Charlie

  No problem. As dirty as that switch is, I wouldn’t want to touch it, excited or not.

  Nov 7, 2010 at 4:29 pm   rating: 2  
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• #17   Twez

  Please check local ordinances as exciting the bathroom is illegal in some areas.

  Nov 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm   rating: 1  
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• #18   gavin

  Epic

  Nov 8, 2010 at 4:39 am   rating: 1  
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