Comments on: The Impatient Pirate of Cornelia Street

By: paranoidandroid

paranoidandroid — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 18:03:04 +0000

alright, alright, who gave the deranged person on access to a computer, printer and masking tape??? lol

By: xhielle

xhielle — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 09:08:31 +0000

Lolz.. XD He/She seems really mad at the last image.. poor tape

By: Susann

Susann — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 00:06:15 +0000

@ Canthz..Hahahahahahahahaha….deep breath….hahahahahahaha. Thank you for that laugh. I needed it. :~)

By: notolaf

notolaf — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 02:01:26 +0000

I was thinking either a body or the Ark of the Covenant.

By: DC

DC — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 23:10:21 +0000

The unconvincing reassurance that THERE IS NOTHING IN THE BOX DO NOT OPEN IT and vague reference to weird lettering makes me wonder if there is perhaps a copy of the Necronomicon inside? Sounds a little Lovecraftian to me.

On another topic, Brad Pitt sez (frantically): “What’s in the box???”

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 06:38:51 +0000

Because he couldn’t score with a young one?

By: Donna Martin Graduates!

Donna Martin Graduates! — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 02:06:38 +0000

I *love* that scene! It’s the scene that won MacLaine the Oscar.

By: divaandwriter

divaandwriter — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 15:34:17 +0000

Who is Michael Calvez and why is he hiding in an old chest?

By: Captain Calypso

Captain Calypso — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 15:32:12 +0000

Inside this chest is a portal. A portal to another world. A world of meaningless symbols and strange occurrences. A world that exists only within the mind of Michael Calvez. A world we call…
The Twilight Zone.

By: Captain Calypso

Captain Calypso — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 15:24:55 +0000

And then he’ll cry even more when he sees the fat men in speedos. Ah, Club Med.

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 06:28:27 +0000

I’m so glad I’m not Michael Calvez.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Tue, 09 Nov 2010 04:41:11 +0000

LOOK SKYWARD, MORON!

By: Meesh

Meesh — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 17:35:03 +0000

Also, the Simpsons.

By: Savannah

Savannah — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 17:29:52 +0000

Well, they definitely convinced me that this chest is not important. They clearly only want it back for sentimental reasons.

This is the most intriguing series of notes I’ve ever seen.