Katrina‘s husband spotted this sign in the men’s room of his office in Roswell, Georgia, shortly before the boss ordered it taken down. (The “…or I will cut you” part of the manager’s removal directive was implied, obviously. Because that’s just how they do things around there.)
related: He’s disgusting AND he hates the environment!
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#1
Cynta E.
You go, girl – I be right there witcha! Cleaned up after too many disgusting service personnel in my life who’ve used their weenie to spray like a firehose in my powder room. Can only wonder what their bathrooms look like in their own homes, unless it’s just that they don’t have indoor plumbing.
Nov 13, 2010 at 4:06 pm rating: 90
#2
Smiley4099
I can’t imagine that a knife gets the bathrooms very clean, but if that’s how they do things in Georgia…
Nov 13, 2010 at 4:06 pm rating: 90
#3
ClearlyDemented
‘Cause heaven forbid a man clean up his own bathroom. *gasp*
[mob with torches approaches]
Nov 13, 2010 at 4:10 pm rating: 90
#4
Flaboy2425
Yes, many people in Georgia still live in spirit before the Civil War. Go to nearly any fast food establishment and count the number of white people behind the counter doing the actual work. Many homes have black maids to do the cooking and cleaning for minimum wages.
Only lip service is given to emancipation and equal rights.
Nov 13, 2010 at 4:29 pm rating: 90
#5
Melanie
I think this is the first time a PAN made me gasp in shock. I know that sounds extra pearl-clutchy, but DAMN.
Nov 13, 2010 at 4:35 pm rating: 90
#6
Chelle
I’m thinking that perhaps the knife comment wasn’t a veiled threat as much as the required tool to clean some of the mess. Maybe she has to scrape crap off of the walls…
Nov 13, 2010 at 5:22 pm rating: 90
#7
Ross
Is there also a black lady with a fork somewhere in the building?
Nov 13, 2010 at 6:18 pm rating: 90
#8
Rebekah
scariest. note. ever.
Nov 13, 2010 at 7:19 pm rating: 90
#9
Cherie
Because your wife is a lot scarier than a mad cleaning lady with a knife!
Nov 13, 2010 at 7:42 pm rating: 90
#10
Pterosaur
It was Strange Black Lady, in the bathroom, with the knife.
Nov 13, 2010 at 7:59 pm rating: 90
#11
Stephen Harper
This is why we shouldn’t let our servants learn to write.
Nov 13, 2010 at 8:33 pm rating: 90
#12
Divvitar
If there’s a strange, Black lady with a knife around, I’m in the wrong restroom!
Nov 13, 2010 at 8:44 pm rating: 90
#13
Odious
I didn’t assume it was the black lady that wrote the note. Was it?
Nov 13, 2010 at 10:41 pm rating: 90
#14
havingfitz
We weren’t lucky enough to have a SBLWAK. We had the Strange Black Lady Who Screamed At Toilets to Shut Up and Shouted About the Goblin King Coming in and Messing Up Her Bathroom. Needless to say we kept the bathroom very tidy, but it was rather funny to watch new employees encounter her for the first time and coming running out of the bathroom like hounds of hell were chasing them.
Nov 13, 2010 at 11:49 pm rating: 90
#15
Canthz_B
I don’t care who cleans the restrooms, just use them (the restrooms) rather than using a strange Black woman…especially if the Sista has a knife!
Nov 14, 2010 at 12:00 am rating: 90
#16
Canthz_B
This note needs to be dusted for prints.
I’m pretty sure my first wife wrote it. I’d be surprised to hear she’s cleaning restrooms now, but not that she still wields a mean knife.
Nov 14, 2010 at 12:05 am rating: 90
#17
Loser
I don’t think it would make much difference to the piss-puddling, shit-spraying sort, if their wives DID have to clean up in their wake. Perhaps if THEY had to do it…. (Well, we all know what would happen, if they had to do it. I see a visit from the “How Clean is Your House” ladies in their future.)
Also, SBLWAK is my wife. And it’s not a knife. It’s a flat-bladed trowel–the sort one might use for shovelling poo. Aim your bowelish expulsions, people. The rectum goes OVER the hole. Not to the side, not five inches behind, not round the edge, not in the urinal–OVER the hole.
Thank you.
Nov 14, 2010 at 1:28 am rating: 90
#18
bowloftoast
If you happen to see a strange black lady with a knife in the unemployment line, now you know why.
Nov 14, 2010 at 2:21 am rating: 90
#19
Woman on the Verge
Is it just me, or does a Strange Black Lady with a Knife seem exceedingly more scary than most wives? I would think she would be much more motivating…
Nov 14, 2010 at 10:14 am rating: 90
#20
RJ
My Mom told me years ago: Please help your woman! It is a “thankless” job…. When you have to do do it all, you feel “alienated” and alone. Teamwork really helps a relationship.
Nov 14, 2010 at 10:59 am rating: 90
#21
rigor_mortis
Yeah, heaven forbid! This reminds me of EVERY FUCKING cleaning product ad, because the user is always female. Note to the Don Drapers of today: It’s the 21st century, for the fuck of shit!
Nov 14, 2010 at 11:34 am rating: 90
#22
The Elf
Could it be that women “overwhelmingly” buy cleaning products because women “overwhelmingly” do the regular grocery shopping? I just pick cleaning products up when I’m out running all the other errands, and I buy what he asks me to buy. Mr. Elf cleans the toilets (and the rest of the bathrooms) at our house. He also does half the cooking and all of the dishes. I “de-clutter” the house and do the laundry and run the errands. It works out well. Equality, love it!
CB – I totally agree about the strangeness of the cleaning commercials. If scrubbing floors gave me the strange satisfaction those women were experiencing, I’d put away the vibrating razor and pick up the swiffer wet jet. WTF?
Nov 15, 2010 at 8:31 am rating: 90
#23
Bethany B.
I dunno. I’ve seen plenty of restrooms of men that have wives, and I think using it as if it’s cleaned by a strange black woman with a knife is probably the more sanitary option.
Nov 15, 2010 at 11:24 am rating: 90
#24
TinaBear
I think that’s backwards, it should read “DON’T use these bathrooms as if they are your wife cleaning them (Because we all know most men don’t even care about thier aim at home!) but use them knowing there is a strange black woman with a knife that HAS to clean them lurking about!
Nov 15, 2010 at 3:44 pm rating: 90
#25
hugh_jass
A whole day, and no one’s used “Tyler Perry’s Strange Black Lady with a Knife” yet? And it’s an Atlanta PAN, no less.
Nov 15, 2010 at 7:19 pm rating: 90
#26
Antigirl
Hilarious!!
Nov 15, 2010 at 11:40 pm rating: 90
#27
paranoidandroid
i thought it was quite funny
Dec 1, 2010 at 11:56 am rating: 90
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