Comments on: Need another reason to ditch the elevator for the stairs? Two words: nose grease.

By: Amanda

Amanda — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 10:26:12 +0000

You know, here in Austin, TX, we have a phrase to live by: “Keep Austin Weird.” Whoever wrote this silly letter needs to keep our city and its credo in mind.

By: Scallionaire

Scallionaire — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 22:47:24 +0000

My dad is one of those people. He’s about 65. He often sends me a business-related email with 5 or 10 questions which I then pointlessly answer. It’s pointless because he won’t bother to read the reply, and will simply ask me the questions again in a future email.
I think he wants me to somehow transmit the information directly into his brain, alleviating him of the requirement of actually reading and thinking.

By: Scallionaire

Scallionaire — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 22:44:31 +0000

Wow I thought you were genius at first but it turns out it was KITH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5kOJ-DTD5c

By: t^rex

t^rex — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 05:03:00 +0000

I too, could hear the post in the announcer voices with the back up choir.

Good job.

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Tue, 04 Jan 2011 14:11:01 +0000

[...] Elevator Nose Grease [...]

By: Aelwyn

Aelwyn — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 13:38:53 +0000

I was going to say: At least it’s not poo. When I worked at Micky D’s we had the regular poo-painters in the men’s washroom. And then, over a decade later, my friend’s elevator was drawn all over with poo.

I’ll take nose grease, thank you.

I don’t look closely enough at elevator doors to notice that, really.

By: Francoise

Francoise — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 06:14:38 +0000

Perhaps it’s a giant bunny
whose nose is very runny.
You might think it’s funny,
but it’s not.

By: arj

arj — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 05:30:05 +0000

The offices of KUT would have a hyper-literate cleaning staff

By: Nyan

Nyan — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 08:50:38 +0000

I’m guessing the note author reads “Open Letters to People or Entities who are Unlikely to Respond” on McSweeney’s Internet Tendancy. http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/openletters/

By: clumber

clumber — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 23:57:58 +0000

Couldn’t the elevator door be rigged with some sort of liquid nitrogen contraption, thus catching the artist by his very “brush” ?

And a live webcam. Please. I’ll take the day off.

By: clumber

clumber — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 23:54:26 +0000

OMFG… i suck so much… i could hear your entire post in the Men of Genius announcer voice(s).

Well then, off to strangle myself to death now, what! (don’t worry, I thumbed ya’ first!)

By: Le lac

Le lac — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 22:13:04 +0000

Nose grease is a very odd conclusion. More than likely, this isn’t the work of any one person, but just the hundreds of students who put their hands on the doors every day as they cram themselves into the elevator.

They ought to come over and see the awesome “nose grease” pictures on my stainless steel refrigerator.

By: Lhyzz

Lhyzz — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 17:53:24 +0000

How does he know it’s his nose? Wouldn’t it be far more likely that this guy is drawing on the elevator doors with his finger?

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 17:32:28 +0000

Bud Light Presents “Real Men Of Genius”

Real Men of Genius

Today we salute you, Mr. Nose Print Artist Guy.

Mr. Nose Print Artist Guy!

Your uncessing devotion to the art of random nose prints on shiny elevator walls will never land you at a reputable art gallery.

Look at the nose prints!

The average person might draw an alien face, once, but you my friend, you are a visionary! Sure the custodians have to work hard to scrub that grease off, but we don’t care your art makes us smile and choke slightly on our vomit at the same time.

How can it be so greasy?!

So crack open a nice cold Bud Light, o secret artist of elevator. For YOU are an asshole.

Mr. Nose Print Artist Guy!

Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.