Exhibit a) From Chicago’s Wrigleyville neighborhood, “where cars, if not stolen, are ticketed with glee by the local constabulary”:
Exhibit b) From Duluth, Minnesota, where “cutting you a break” is just not what the po-po does:
Exhibit c) As spotted by Kristopher in Indianapolis, Indiana, where protest songs about the injustices of $20 parking citations have yet to catch on:
Exhibit d) From Boston, a odd note with an oddly poetic sense of meter:
related: Your move, “officer”

![Please! Don't give me a ticket. My back tire is flat & I plan to fix it tomorrow. It would would [sic] be AWESOME if you cut me a break! Please! Don't give me a ticket. My back tire is flat & I plan to fix it tomorrow. It would would [sic] be AWESOME if you cut me a break!](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2030/2252825419_9e4e7b8c40.jpg)


109 responses so far ↓
#1
owerhuwsefnowei@iosfoiuwe.com
I understand the aggression, Parking tickets are a revenue generating scam.
Dec 2, 2010 at 6:54 pm rating: 31
#2
Canthz_B
Fuck me and my ticket?!
I got news for ya pal…it’s been your ticket ever since I lifted yer wiper blade!
Dec 2, 2010 at 6:55 pm rating: 44
#3
lauren
I’m in Chicago, I can only imagine how vicious cops are in Wrigleyville, where there are about a bazillion tourists on any given day, even if it’s not baseball season.
Dec 2, 2010 at 7:00 pm rating: 3
#4
Canthz_B
I wonder how it’s obvious that the first guy is already broke.
Has he been getting tickets on a 1976 AMC Pacer?
Dec 2, 2010 at 7:00 pm rating: 23
#5
Jorge Barnes
And we’re sure the note isn’t from someone who the ticketed (poorly) parked next to and wanted to rub it in their face?
Cuz that would make more sense.
Dec 2, 2010 at 7:04 pm rating: 1
#6
Canthz_B
I bet Uncle Paul could get that new sticker to him lickety-split!!
Dec 2, 2010 at 7:30 pm rating: 59
#7
H Bomb
Holy cow. I’ve been missing a whole ‘nother world of passive aggression by being too poor to buy a car in the first place.
Dec 2, 2010 at 8:18 pm rating: 14
#8
Larry Gilbert
Protest songs against $20 parking tickets? Sheesh. Here in San Diego we only dream of parking tickets that cheap.
Dec 2, 2010 at 8:41 pm rating: 8
#9
Barb
They’re NOT COPS!! They’re city workers! Please, let’s stop giving them this false cred. Maggots.
Dec 2, 2010 at 9:03 pm rating: 9
#10
JetJackson
Illegal parking is reverse gambling. In a city where parking costs $25 an hour and a parking ticket is $55 I only have to get away with parking illegally 3 times and I am in the clear. About 15 parking tickets in 3 years and I am still well ahead!
Dec 2, 2010 at 10:26 pm rating: 29
#11
Divvitar
Parking Enforcement would do much better service if they would patrol grocery store and school parking lots. They could hand out thousands in fines for double parking, blocking traffic and illegal parking in disabled spaces.
Dec 3, 2010 at 12:28 am rating: 31
#12
RG
Breaking the little laws is the beginning of the slippery slope to major crime. Next you’ll be complaining about getting busted for knocking down little old ladies and stealing their purses. Mock parking enforcement officers if you must but realize they’re the first line of defense in the battle against total lawlessness.
Dec 3, 2010 at 5:33 am rating: 8
#13
JetJackson
Fuck you and your ticket too…. and your Daddy!
Dec 3, 2010 at 8:26 am rating: 1
#14
Bethany
Something else that doesn’t help: Confronting the war vet who issued the citation and calling him a Nazi.
Happened to one of our officers a few months ago. He showed remarkable restraint in not clocking the guy.
Dec 3, 2010 at 9:48 am rating: 10
#15
CremeBrulee
I suspect Wrigleyville was late in ordering his/her new sticker, and is thus responsible for this situation anyway: excuses denied!
Dec 3, 2010 at 9:56 am rating: 7
#16
tim
FWIW, the sticker that Exhibit A in Wrigleyville is talking about is readily available at stores everywhere in the neighborhood, plus dozens of other stores. Not sure how bad I feel for this guy.
Dec 3, 2010 at 10:12 am rating: 6
#17
Pappy
The “fuck you” guy? He has SIX outstanding tickets (all for “overtime meter parking”), so, no, fuck HIM.
https://indy.paycitations.com/cit/index.aspx
In my city, you get the boot after 3 tickets. He should be counting his blessings that he hasn’t been towed.
Dec 3, 2010 at 10:52 am rating: 27
#18
sduck
Here in L.A., some of the parking signs are so complicated (sometimes even several signs that appear to conflict with each other), it’s hard to know if you’re parking legally or not. In theory, I don’t have a problem with the city fining people for illegal parking. But they need to make the rules simple enough that you don’t need a college-level logic course to understand the signs.
Dec 3, 2010 at 1:09 pm rating: 10
#19
Jim U.
Yes, they can be a scam. I love it when the tiny sign explaining the rules is hidden behind a tree so you can’t see it . . . that’s a favorite in Sacramento, where I once lived.
Dec 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm rating: 8
#20
Bromley Lippincott
Meh. I am unimpressed. When I lived in Princeton, NJ, a town fabulously famous for its “Don’t break the rules” attitude, I had the misfortune of coming back by train from New York City in the wee hours of the morning. I drove back from the train station to discover that Princeton had had about 17 inches of snow. Parking on the street at night is strictly disallowed, but when I attempted to drive up the driveway to the apartment I was renting, I, of course, could not drive through 17 inches of snow. (My old beat up Chevy was hardy in snow, but not that hardy.) I had to leave my car on the main street. Of course, I received a ticket the next morning. Because illegal acts of parking are not allowed even during Acts of God situations.
But suck it up. Every town and city has its own dysfunctional parking laws.
Dec 3, 2010 at 2:12 pm rating: 5
#21
Kurtis
Is it just me, or are all three of those written in nearly the same handwriting? I bet a graphologist and psychologist could have a field day with that concept.
Dec 3, 2010 at 4:08 pm rating: 1
#22
Canthz_B
If you’re not paying for this commercial, I hope your comment is stricken from the record.
This is PAN, not Craig’s List.
What the heck, I also hope you’re stricken by some hideous disease.
Dec 3, 2010 at 11:25 pm rating: 2
#23
Canthz_B
The job of Parking Authority personnel is to address the offense while it’s in progress. Not walk away and give you a chance to come back to your car.
Would you be happy if a police officer watched you getting mugged, but did nothing on the off-chance the mugger decided to bring your watch and wallet back?
Can’t you just hear a promptly caught mugger saying:
“But Officer, I only robbed that guy two minutes ago. I was only a thief for two minutes!
Besides, it’s not fair that you didn’t give me a twenty minute grace period to escape!”
Dec 3, 2010 at 11:34 pm rating: 2
#24
Madrias
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make sure you feed the meter, you deserve the ticket. That, and don’t think you’ll get away with illegal parking.
To the parking enforcement, why don’t you guys start busting people who double park and sit in the fire lanes in parking lots.
Dec 4, 2010 at 1:03 am rating: 5
#25
paranoidandroid
again, all this parking ticketing maddness makes me glad i live in the outer suburbs of Perth where i have a driveway and no need to have 3000 cars vying for a space on the kerb in front of my house! I have seen how bad it gets tho, the inner city suburbs, like Subiaco, East Perth etc are a nightmare to park in and a lot of the rangers (council rangers do the ticketing in australia) are very quick to give tickets.
Dec 4, 2010 at 2:53 am rating: 1
#26
this is laugable
Canthz B. You seem to have so much free time to read and response to this blog. I’ve some suggested readings for you, I hope you will read all of them to educate yourself:
http://clkrep.lacity.org/onlinedocs/2009/09-0728_rpt_cao_3-31-09.pdf
http://la.streetsblog.org/2009/04/15/lessons-from-chicago-what-could-happen-to-parking-in-la/#more-2010
http://www.scottforchicago.com/pdf/32ndWardParkingMeterPrivatizationAssessment.pdf
http://clkrep.lacity.org/onlinedocs/2009/09-0728_rpt_cao_3-31-09.pdf
http://www.ivt.ethz.ch/vpl/publications/reports/v025.pdf
And a book called “Some theoretical aspects of road traffic research” Proceedings Institute of Civil Engineers
You will notice that academic, policy and city research from civil engineers and economists who had assessed the long-term effects of parking meters tend to agree that parking meter does not improve the parking efficiency overall.
If you read between the lines and the data of the reports, it is clear that the argument (especially reports from the cities) normally goes back about the revenue instead of efficiency for public goods.
All in all, parking meters supporter claims to create 1) efficiency 2) jobs 3) revenue. All of those are dismissed.
Since parking meters really under public entities don’t statically (significant) improve the efficiency of traffic flow nor safety, that begs to the question of the original policy intent. So in effect, implementation and enforcement of parking meters are wasteful activities.
In particular, jobs created under park meters are essentially the Batiast’s Broken Window Fallacy: someone breaks a window, so a business or the community has to hire people to clear up the mess. Job created? Yes. Is this job really increased the welfare of the society? No.
That person would probably contribute to the society by actually engage in productive activities that are valued-added to other members of societies and society as a whole.
Dec 10, 2010 at 12:34 pm rating: 1
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