Comments on: The Ring 3: Death by Sandwich

By: thief

thief — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 01:18:51 +0000

my bad bro

getting hit by the car sucked

By: Kim

Kim — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 16:29:30 +0000

Eurgh, food thieves. If you haven’t bought something yourself and you take it, is it or is it not stealing. Some people don’t think it’s a big deal but when I was living on a meagre budget and my housemates were buying bags of groceries, why did they feel the need to take my food. Grrrr (and rant over.) Seriously though, why would he write down what he might do. That piece of paper won’t look good in a court of law. Rookie mistake really.

By: sonny bishop

sonny bishop — Wed, 15 Dec 2010 12:39:30 +0000

No problem, still chewing. “shut up” is hard to swallow. But it is fucking delicious.

By: Woman on the Verge

Woman on the Verge — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 14:32:04 +0000

Shut up.

By: sonny bishop

sonny bishop — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 13:16:19 +0000

Hey bored…that voodoo donut was fucking delicious.

By: nilloc

nilloc — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 12:36:05 +0000

i feel like toothpaste would have been a better substitute.

By: Divvitar

Divvitar — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 08:09:32 +0000

My nephew kept getting his Oreo’s stolen from his dorm room at the University of Idaho. He decided to get even. He bought a package of Double-Stuff Oreos, took out all of the ‘white stuff,’ then replaced it with shaving cream. His oreos have been safe since.

By: merkin4

merkin4 — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 18:07:30 +0000

I had a roommate once who never bought his own groceries. I started keeping my food in a box under my bed – then one day I came home to find him going through it, pulling what he wanted for dinner. He actually had the gall to tell me that The Bible said I was supposed to share my food with him.

I ended up stopping at the grocery store every night, purchasing only what I needed for that night.

At the end of the school year, I got my revenge. I told the other college students in the room to invite their girlfriends over for dinner. I fixed bacon-wrapped filet mignon, baked potatoes with sour cream, butter, and chives, spinach salad, fresh crusty French bread made from scratch, and brownies with Cherry Garcia for dessert. I picked the night before he got paid – I knew he was flat broke. We sat around and had a great meal, and he would tell us how good it all smelled and complain that he didn’t even have an egg to add to his Ramen noodles.

Now, working in a large office setting, I’ve been known to leave a pizza box in the fridge, with an unrolled condom hiding under the cheese on a few of the slices.

By: Noelegy

Noelegy — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 17:00:59 +0000

It’s funny you should mention “Seven.” Someone decorated our department this morning with multicolored glass balls hung from the ceiling and it reminds me of nothing so much as the scene from that movie with all of the Little Tree air fresheners dangling from the ceiling.

By: slasher

slasher — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 04:19:56 +0000

man, the cats are so bold in boston that they are raiding refrigerators? crazyness

By: SiulaGrande

SiulaGrande — Sat, 11 Dec 2010 03:15:01 +0000

Somehow, I think Jesus approves of verbs, but probably not food theft. Adonai certainly doesn’t like it.

By: I'm Rick James Bitch

I'm Rick James Bitch — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 16:28:44 +0000

Having people steal my food seems like an exciting opportunity. I would go with a “Seven” theme. Every day do disgusting things to your food, photograph it, place it in the fridge and wait. Escalate the nastiness then after seven offences tape the chain of horror to the fridge.

By: Madrias

Madrias — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 06:00:27 +0000

Ah, my note would have mentioned death-by-shit, because I’d have put a box of laxative-laced food in there. Stopped a pesky roommate from eating my food really fast.

By: bored@work

bored@work — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 14:37:32 +0000

Or at least a pizza box to freshen the air….