Kat is currently living abroad teaching English in Japan, and although she speaks to her parents every week, that’s apparently not cutting it with her Dad, who’d prefer more detailed letters.
Rather than communicate this directly to Kat, however, Daddy dearest decided to use the family’s new kitten, Faisal, as his mouthpiece. The result? The finest in super kawaii emotional manipulation!
Now somebody get that man a wasabi-flavored Kit Kat, stat.
related: I can has guilt trip?
39 responses so far ↓
#1
Misstitched
Well – it could have been worse – the photo could have been taken *after* the post-its were applied…
Dec 9, 2010 at 11:33 pm rating: 21
#2
Resident Grammarian esq
I prefer National Lampoon Magazine
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Natlamp73.jpg
Dec 9, 2010 at 11:42 pm rating: 3
#3
Jeanine
She should send back a letter with nothing but the words “Your dad.”
Dec 9, 2010 at 11:53 pm rating: 68
#4
FeRD
“If you ever”
“want to see”
“your daughter again”
“can the guilt trips.”
Dec 10, 2010 at 12:23 am rating: 75
#5
Kat
Amazing! I was on the phone with my Dad when I saw this
Rest assured wasabi ( soy sauce, cheese, aloe vera and sundry other flavored) kit kats have been stockpiled for my winter vacation home!
Faisal says hello. He’s glad to be the celebrity of the family, even if no one will ever see his face.
Dec 10, 2010 at 5:05 am rating: 35
#6
anglophile
Aw, shit. I can’t muster up my usual cranky cynicism. Faisal looks absolutely adorable, even covered in post-its.
Dec 10, 2010 at 5:26 am rating: 25
#7
April
tee hee. This is too cute.
Dec 10, 2010 at 6:01 am rating: 0
#8
Susannie
Hehe, best dad ever. Blackmailing with cat pictures, what’s not to love
Dec 10, 2010 at 7:13 am rating: 20
#9
GhostWriter
OK, I get it- when you peel off the top Post-it, the kitty has a zombified half-skull face, right?
Dec 10, 2010 at 8:37 am rating: 12
#10
WMDKitty
KITTEH!
*glomp*
*snorgle*
/\/\
=^_^=
Dec 10, 2010 at 8:40 am rating: 8
#11
divaandwriter
Dear Kat:
I just want to let you know this wasn’t my idea. Do I still get my Christmas present?
Faisal
Dec 10, 2010 at 8:44 am rating: 17
#12
Woman on the Verge
The next note will be a picture of Kat’s parents naked and the post its will read:
*if you*
*don’t want*
*to see us naked*
*write soon*
Dec 10, 2010 at 9:50 am rating: 30
#13
crunch
LOL that was cute! keep on LOLing on this photo
Dec 10, 2010 at 12:48 pm rating: 0
#14
clumber
I just want to point out that clearly Kerry is a fucking genius to pull out an “AWWWWW kitteh!” post after a contentious name-calling comments PAN the day previous.
Bravo, PAN Tzar, Bravo.
Dec 10, 2010 at 3:06 pm rating: 8
#15
hungrygrrl
Bwa ha ha. haha- Holding cuteness hostage. Not the kitten, but the cute image of the kitten. Oh lordy. Sorry if this makes no sense.. I’ve been awake for way too long and erroneously combined that with recreational consumption of vodka.
Dec 11, 2010 at 12:27 am rating: 1
#16
cleanuponaisle2
Sumimasen… but… Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinkin’ milk from a saucer? Do you see me eatin’ mice?! Meow you stop ignoring your father right Meow!!
Dec 11, 2010 at 1:32 am rating: 3
#17
Canthz_B
Dad’s attempt at getting Kat to write might have been more effective if the post-its read:
if you want
to see me
alive again
write your dad
Dec 11, 2010 at 2:27 am rating: 2
#18
Canthz_B
Very few know this, but Dad is the guy who came up with the Burma Shave ad campaign.
Dec 11, 2010 at 2:29 am rating: 7
#19
molly moon
I come from a family of guilt, guilt and more guilt. This however is the cutest sign of guilt I have ever seen! Congrates!
Dec 11, 2010 at 6:52 pm rating: 1
#20
Iam Dumb
Do my eyes deceive me, or did he really write “d.a.d.”?
Dec 13, 2010 at 12:57 pm rating: 1
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