Comments on: What, no padlock?

By: kweef

kweef — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 09:14:15 +0000

I bet Elaine’s box is fucking delicious.

By: autumn

autumn — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 14:56:20 +0000

Whatever gets you through the day, Natasha. I’m sure everyone is sooo afraid of you, loser.

By: Walker, "Tex" (a stranger)

Walker, "Tex" (a stranger) — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 05:41:15 +0000

You beat me to it, but that was my first thought too. Just gently start adding one or two random items a week to her drawer. This week an apple, next week a couple of ketchup packets, the following week a hard boiled egg and a hot pocket…

But never take anything out.

By: Smiley4099

Smiley4099 — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 03:14:46 +0000

Are you just saying that because Jessi is black?
I think one book had a plot like that…

By: jay

jay — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 02:38:16 +0000

Her signature looks like Jessi from the Baby-sitters Club. Always the most annoying, unreadable handwriting.

By: Carmen

Carmen — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 18:09:32 +0000

Haha. That is hilarious!!

By: InYourSleep

InYourSleep — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 23:30:34 +0000

If it’s salsa, that office has a lot of jar-ed things. I like the lemon juice, though.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 07:38:38 +0000

FeRD, that has a ring of truth to it you can hang your hat on!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 06:08:03 +0000

I’ll encourage it…it was one of my more tasteless jokes, but I had fun with it.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 05:41:50 +0000

@#30: At the risk of taking this question too seriously, InYourSleep… Could be a lemon. Could be the bottom edge of some product that comes in a yellowish jar (like, um… Tostitos’ Salsa con Queso comes to mind). Or even one of those lemon-shaped squeeze-bulbs of lemon juice, lying on its side.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 05:31:06 +0000

And while e.e. cummings was taught in my HS English classes, this is the first time in all my 36 years that I’ve ever heard of bell hooks. Bet she feels small now, eh? …Eh?

By: FeRD

FeRD — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 05:26:55 +0000

Since the only google hits I can scare up for “tradies tool box” seem to be used item postings on Australian auction sites, I’m led to theorize…
(1) It’s a colloquial reference to a generic “tradesman’s tool box”
(2) matt is an Aussie

By: FeRD

FeRD — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 05:20:31 +0000

Nicely played! Couple of notes…
• It’s in slightly better form to link to http://xkcd.com/386/, unless you’re embedding.
• That comic seems more about simple statements of incorrect facts/information/ideas, which doesn’t fully encompass the… lively discussion we’ve “enjoyed” here. I’d say April was sort of straddling #386: Duty Calls and #406: Venting, at a minimum.

(I’m comfortable with the fact that, in invoking #406 to describe ~~Summer’s~~April’s participation, by implication I’ve cast CB’s posts as “a particularly stupid blog comment”. Mostly because I suspect he’ll accept, if not encourage, that description!)

By: FeRD

FeRD — Wed, 12 Jan 2011 04:52:29 +0000

I only get bree-aches when I eat soft cheese too quickly.