Comments on: Diagnosis: Toilet (an exercise in psychoceramics)

By: Sonya

Sonya — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 04:25:40 +0000

Yeah, listen, Colonel Bat Guano, if that is your real name…

By: FeRD

FeRD — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 12:08:22 +0000

Common RPI Hockey cheer during games vs. Brown (we’d get a bit of a rivalry-ish thing going, but never really invested enough for it to get interesting):

“What’s the color of dog shit? …”

By: SiulaGrande

SiulaGrande — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 17:07:15 +0000

It renders them powerless, like inviting a vampire into your house will render *you* powerless.

By: Madrias

Madrias — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 04:50:09 +0000

The first one’s just begging for someone to extricate that note from the holder and leave it floating in the toilet.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 05:32:02 +0000

While Brown is a great university (in no way shitty…my sister is Brown78), Brown is an unfortunate name for a school and just begging for jokes!

By: Brown09

Brown09 — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 05:12:03 +0000

Ever true!

By: Banksy

Banksy — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 01:40:00 +0000

Yeah, the Carberry reference made me go, “Whaaa–?”

Did one (or both) of the owners of this site go to Brown?

Go Bruno!

By: Brown11

Brown11 — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 22:00:02 +0000

yeahhhh brown!

By: Russian

Russian — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:49:51 +0000

But nobody told Sandra that!

By: Kathy

Kathy — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:04:33 +0000

Well, for one, my turds don’t always go down either. Damn low-flow toilets! So a wad of paper? Sure, that’s a problem too. It’s not a problem if you send it down a square at a time, but what dumbass does that? You ball it up first and that’s why it gets stuck. Geesh.

By: red velvet

red velvet — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 16:59:05 +0000

If your toilet can’t handle paper, it’s time to invest in some better plumbing.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 15:47:28 +0000

Wow. It’s rare to see a reference to Prof. Carberry on a non-Friday the 13th.

Go bears!

By: Whoot

Whoot — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 15:30:24 +0000

On first read of #3 on my tiny BB screen I didn’t scroll all the way down and it read “baby wipes, napkins, or any female.” End of sentence…Products sincerely, the toilet”. Where the hell do I flush my females then, oh sincere products? Where??

By: jadefirefly

jadefirefly — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 11:39:16 +0000

That’s what I never understood, either. Feminine products and paper towels, sure. They don’t break down as easily / as much / at all.

But toilet paper? Doesn’t get much flimsier than toilet paper. What toilet can handle a big ol’ turd, but not flimsy TP that falls apart if it even sees water?