Comments on: Women: Have your pole dancing classes empowered you too much?

By: sdf

sdf — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 12:57:44 +0000

do strip clubs in montréal count as “real world”? because some of them actually DO have spinning poles…

By: A Former Entertainer

A Former Entertainer — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 06:39:25 +0000

Gee, could have fooled me. Multiple places I’ve worked had spinny poles.

One even had a spinny pole by dint of it being loose in its housing, not on purpose.

But several poles ‘pon which I doffed my clothes had a proper spinning mechanism. Maybe it’s a West Coast thing. Or maybe the management of this particular pole dancing studio just want to appear more clueful about the real strippa life than they are, which I hear is standard for pole dancing studios. Snerk.

By: punkypower

punkypower — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 01:58:42 +0000

“Dear Slut, I give thee thy gift of the non-spinny pole and therefore, better abs. This will surely lead to better tips from fat, sweaty old men in the future. Love, The Lord.”

By: liddy

liddy — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 02:09:46 +0000

..yeah, I thought I was going crazy so I had to google it . Turns out it is an SNL jeopardy skit with Norm McDonald playing Burt Reynolds who writes his name as “Turd Ferguson”. Hilarious skit, be sure and watch it if you haven’t. Either way, the name has great beginnings….

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 18:54:40 +0000

Why do they even have the non-spinny poles? Every time I get stuck with one, the top skin layer on my palms peels off like a slice of cheese. Thank the Lord for dermis, I guess…

By: sleeps

sleeps — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 18:15:24 +0000

Is it? I thought I had memorized all the lines from Anchorman. Pretty sure it’s just from the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy skit.

By: Edwina the Defrocked Nun

Edwina the Defrocked Nun — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 17:30:56 +0000

This is the only site on the entire Internet where you can learn what bat scrotums look like.

By: divaandwriter

divaandwriter — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 15:12:44 +0000

That would be one way to get more men to ride mass transit.

By: TKD

TKD — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 13:22:26 +0000

I could not agree with you more. It is despicable what “those people” have done to such a wonderful country. That is why I am going to stay here in the good ole US of A, where inclusion, tolerance and moral fiber have reigned free for centuries.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 13:14:30 +0000

“…TO THE BAT POLE!”

By: Grant

Grant — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 10:15:53 +0000

Wow. They really take fireman training seriously over there.

By: CincyCapell

CincyCapell — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 07:41:43 +0000

When and how did it become acceptable, much less desirable, to use a stripper pole? The hillbillies and ghetto-ites have turned our nation into a true Idiocracy.

By: AuntyBron

AuntyBron — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 06:07:01 +0000

Ah, Auntie – we do think alike. I was actually thinking that I’ve seen bats with naughty bits kinda like that, more hair though.

And since when do vultures have hair?

By: coffee yogurt

coffee yogurt — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 05:34:32 +0000

I so have seen poles in real life bearing balls. Yes, I have.