Comments on: Stop “blocking your blessing”

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 13:50:20 +0000

Armauld, you must use a lot of air freshener, keep the temperature in your home very low, have very many guests coming over… or very few of them and use a lot of toilet bowl cleaner. Toilets stain pretty easily when they’re steeped in pee-water, and the stench is unpleasant as the bacteria thrive in there!

By: medical professional

medical professional — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 18:55:50 +0000

uh, yes – urine is sterile. bacteria “acting on it” doesn’t make it less so. the bacteria is from the world around it, not from the urine. the urine itself is sterile. should i say it again?

and we wash our hands because it’s a good habit and hands are fucking filthy (though NOT from urine).

By: Niveus Pluma

Niveus Pluma — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 18:18:39 +0000

I’ve occasionally wondered whether there was anyone called Ann Onymous and now I have my answer.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 15:41:21 +0000

That’s not true. You will eventually. I mean, someday you’ll die.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 12:43:17 +0000

Great attempt, shame on you. Guy got “WORD!” for that “good attempt”. Kind of makes you look like…

By: KST

KST — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 03:55:33 +0000

I will never stop wondering what “blocking your blessing” means in non-crazy person speak.

By: paw print pet tags

paw print pet tags — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 01:52:28 +0000

People can be so disgusting. And I think women are the worst too.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 23:50:42 +0000

And if you think that's bad, you should see Havingfitz's Ladies' room!

By: Russian

Russian — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 23:15:54 +0000

I think Christian theology has decided that jesusdidn’tpoo

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 06:08:15 +0000

That method of house training (more accurately of “paper training” by putting their nose to the poo with admonishment, not their face and not beating the living crap out of them, then to the newspaper with “good” petting) a puppy actually does work. It’s operant conditioning.
It may not be the preferred method these days, but it works just the same.
Training indoor dogs to hold it until they get outdoors is an entirely different thing.
A “paper trained” dog will continue to pee and poo only on the newspaper.
A “house trained” dog will know to hold it all in until he is let outside or walked.

Spank your little bad-ass kids too…before someone fucks them up at Applebee’s. It’s Happy Hour, no one wants to hear your kids’ whining. Hire a babysitter.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 06:01:24 +0000

BunnyDee, I think the answer to your question is “Modern plumbing and sewage treatment plants”.

But don’t quote me on that because I don’t trust those things and so don’t produce feces.

You guessed it…I’m full of shit!!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 05:53:40 +0000

Why is it so hard to admit that every now and again we produce a magnificent log. One that we are kind of proud of, no matter how gross we know that is?

Sure, we’ve all thought “Damn! Look at that! It didn’t break! I sure wish I could show that shit to someone!” a few times.

I say leave it and let the critics debate whether or not it’s “Art”!!

—Robert Maplethorpe

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 05:44:28 +0000

Nothing. Because his shit didn’t stink.
It’s stench died for our right to funk up the air.

Besides, after about 30 years-worth of floaters on the waters, no wonder he could walk across them.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 05:39:49 +0000

Good toilet training should always include the phrase: “Ready, Aim, Fire!”.
Marksmanship is important in a good little soldier.
Gotta learn how to accurately shoot from the hip!