Comments on: Less expensive (and more passive-aggressive) than having it towed

By: Meredith

Meredith — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:14:59 +0000

Awww…I love peanut butter. This was a really old can from the break room that had probably been there 10 years plus.

By: Boo Hoo

Boo Hoo — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 04:36:28 +0000

You could always rent a parking space, or take the friggin subway, but that would mean facing the fact that the world doesn’t revolve around you, wouldn’t it? Much easier to bitch and moan about how the city owes you a free and convenient parking space. Boo hoo.

By: Lhyzz

Lhyzz — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:38:07 +0000

NYC is so full of shit with their alternate side parking rules. They SAY it’s to clean the streets, but really it’s to make money off those of us who are unable to find parking elsewhere and give up after two hours of circling the neighborhood…
When we had this recent spate of snow storms, sanitation had to suspend the alternate side parking rules for a few weeks. The poor babies complained how many millions of dollars in revenue they lost! BOO HOO!

By: se

se — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 16:27:07 +0000

@ Silence.. I still haven’t gotten the “joke” part yet?

By: Lauren--NY

Lauren--NY — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 10:26:31 +0000

This is a seriously good point.

By: Lauren--NY

Lauren--NY — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 10:25:38 +0000

Oh, New York City, I love you. But I will never drive in you. Ever.

By: C

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 00:50:54 +0000

There would be blood if i saw either being left on my car.

By: WMDKitty

WMDKitty — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 06:25:38 +0000

Yummy!

By: WMDKitty

WMDKitty — Sat, 12 Feb 2011 06:24:21 +0000

*sigh*

What a waste of peanut butter.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 06:15:07 +0000

The O’Jays have more romantic songs, but I can see “Burn Rubber on Me (Why You Wanna Hurt Me)” having a different meaning in this context!

Or we could just go with “Humpin’ “ LOL

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 06:04:58 +0000

I got the joke, just that NYC isn’t really all that dirty. The Sanitation Dept. does a really good job considering the size and activity level of the city. A fine job in fact for a city of 8.4 million people (there are whole States with fewer), so it wasn’t very funny.

NYC doesn’t close down at 10pm like some places. Alternate side of the street parking rules enable the Sanitation Dept. to run its street sweepers right up to each curb at least every other night.
Illegally parked cars interfere with that, but don’t totally prevent it.

That’s what makes the sticker passive-aggressive, but I suppose you didn’t get the joke again. Good work.

Just about any New Yorker can tell you about moving their car from one side of the street to the other each day in the daily mad parking space dash.

By: Madrias

Madrias — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 03:57:24 +0000

This is why I would use Duct Tape and a Permanent marker to write on the duct tape. I’d even be nice enough to leave a pull-tab so it could be painstakingly peeled off the window.

By: bored@work

bored@work — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 16:41:34 +0000

O’Jay made a cd?????????? Did he do a cover of ‘Cuts like a knife, but it feels soooo right.? Jes’ kidding. More of a Gap Band man myself.

By: Silence

Silence — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 15:06:04 +0000

You missed the joke. Good work.