Comments on: Signed, R. Mutt

By: CartsMakeMeStabby

CartsMakeMeStabby — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 20:22:12 +0000

I wonder if this is the Jason in my building in L.A. At any given time, there are at least a dozen carts from the Ralphs on our street in our building that have been brought in by our building’s residents. Of course they never bring them back, but the building’s housekeeper does push them all onto the grass in front of our building about once/week.

It took 5 years to get my next door neighbor to stop leaving several carts in front of my door. He pushes them into the middle of the elevator room now and threw a shit fit when I asked him to put them in the parking lot, especially since I’m the only one who pushes them out of the way so any of us can actually get into or out of the elevator. Our building is filled with assholes like that and the HOA doesn’t care, probably because they’re lazy filthy unemployed slobs whose daddies pay for their Lexuses.

By: se

se — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 17:33:04 +0000

best PA behavior is learned at home.

By: Lauren--NY

Lauren--NY — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 12:59:49 +0000

Win.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:16:34 +0000

That’s probably for the best, since nothing’s more ghetto than getting suckered into a sign war over an anonymous, scribbled insult.

By: unsatisfied

unsatisfied — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 15:36:15 +0000

Cart is in the eye of the beholder.

By: Quite Contrary

Quite Contrary — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:26:46 +0000

Ah. Apartment Living. PA Neighbors. PA Roommates. PA Landlords. The bigger question is did PA behavior begin at apartments or at the office?

By: Lisa

Lisa — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 17:00:12 +0000

There’s a special layer of hell for people who don’t return shopping carts. I get angry when I see carts all over the parking lot taking up spaces, let alone in apartment buildings.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 16:58:44 +0000

And Anonymous is a Romulan. But we won’t hold that against you.

By: quatfaux

quatfaux — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 16:40:21 +0000

BAD ART YOU!

By: Mark

Mark — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:43:26 +0000

Ceci n’est pas une panier.

By: Hmmmm

Hmmmm — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:21:16 +0000

Yes, Douchebaggery is an artform one should be proud of. ….

By: aaa

aaa — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 07:06:01 +0000

My standard of what is art has become “Would I have at least gotten a C- on this my art classes in college?”. I feel that this would’ve I think this would’ve gotten an F+ (The plus is for the potential excuse of channeling Marcel Duchamp.), so I don’t know that I could consider this art.

By: anglophile

anglophile — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 00:06:25 +0000

If you have to label your cart, it’s still a cart.

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Sun, 13 Feb 2011 20:01:11 +0000

This one hits me right in the ol’ heart, it does. We have many apartments behind our house where the landlord made an agreement with the county to allow ex-prisoners to live in the apartments as part of a “fresh start” program or whatever they call it here. So every few months we get new neighbors coming in and undoubtedly we get drug dealers, wife beaters, etc. It’s awesome.
Anyways, someone has been going to the grocery store across the street (as in it’s a 3 minute walk if you’re walking slowly) and bringing back their goods in a cart. Where do they leave the carts? In front of MY FENCE, all clumped together and in the way of their own driveway. If I ever catch someone putting their cart there I am going to shoot their eye out (or at least give ‘em hell).