Comments on: We will not stand for this crap.

By: clumber

clumber — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 02:45:53 +0000

I *might* hate you. If I can’t get that stupid not-even-a-jingle out of my head by the end of the comments, I’ll shake my fist at you, I will!

By: The Gecko Hunter

The Gecko Hunter — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 20:40:19 +0000

Don’t take any of mine! I’ve only got two left and the weekend’s coming up!

By: divaandwriter

divaandwriter — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 16:09:24 +0000

Believe it or not, I actually DID know someone who tried this, not on a food thief but on a guy who had horrible table manners. He and the guy he gave the Ex-Lax to were on the same tour bus. The results were not pretty.

By: divaandwriter

divaandwriter — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 16:05:08 +0000

The rich, trust fund beyotch probably never actually had to go out and buy her own food. One of the servants always did that. She also had no idea that some people actually don’t have money. What she really needed was one month on her own, living in some crappy one-room apartment, with a $50 a week allowance and no access to credit cards or bank account. Then have someone steal HER fruit and see just how mad she would get!

By: Sure

Sure — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 14:00:55 +0000

Yeah a cousin of a friend’s sister’s boyfriend knew of a guy’s brother that did that.

By: Nunavut Guy

Nunavut Guy — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 12:21:30 +0000

Ya,I had a friend who knew some guy that did that too.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 11:58:13 +0000

Who needs to buy Activa if a swift kick will do the trick?

I seriously wonder if “Kick-in-the-Ass Therapy” for constipation relief is not just over the horizon!

By: Grant

Grant — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 09:27:53 +0000

Ah. Prune juice. A warrior’s drink.

By: Divvitar

Divvitar — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 08:42:27 +0000

Reminds me of my college days. I stopped a chocolate thief in my Quad by replacing a Symphony Chocolate bar with Chocolate ExLax. Suddenly, there weren’t any more being stolen!

By: Lauren--NY

Lauren--NY — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 05:23:09 +0000

I’m mostly impressed by the fancy ampersand in the first note.

Commenters one and two must now hook pinkies and say “jinx!”

By: Cynta E.

Cynta E. — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 04:41:47 +0000

Man, this brings back not PA memories, but downright aggressive ones. I was working my way through college and really cash-strapped and this rich, trust fund beyotch in my dorm used to steal ma fruit every day from the community fridge – she was completely unapologetic and even dismissive of me that I left a pleading note asking the dorm not to take my food (I was on a special diet). When I asked the dorm as a group about it, she didn’t even consider it theft! Way classy broad. I shoulda decked her. Food bandits are one of the lowest life forms. I totally sympathize with the note writers, and an Ex-lax, poison curse on all food thieves!

By: unsatisfied

unsatisfied — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 03:57:26 +0000

that’s what she said.

By: liddy

liddy — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 03:07:22 +0000

….I had a flute…..

By: cizzerhand

cizzerhand — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 02:28:11 +0000

when she says “STOP TAKIN MA SHIT” what she means is, she would like the opportunity to handle her own bidnaz. thanks.