A friendly FYI from Big Brother

February 27th, 2011 · 74 comments

At Joanne’s office in Lancashire, England, her team had a temporary agency administrator working on-site with them for a few days. Well, “working.” Joanne says her boss was well-aware of what this fellow was actually up to, but rather than report him through the official channels, decided to drop him a little hint instead. (No word about how the lucky employees seated next to him felt about that decision.)


related: The Jake Issues

FILED UNDER: actually totally reasonable · big brother-ish · most popular notes of 2011 · office · sex sex sex · smiley · U.K.

74 responses so far ↓

  • #1   DLo

    Yeah, now the guy’s going to file suit because he was called a silly sausage. Hostile work environment doncha know?

    Feb 27, 2011 at 8:29 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   pit pat

      In England? Not so sure.

      Feb 27, 2011 at 8:47 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #1.2   mugabo

      smiley face at the bottom (!) of the message fixes it all, dontcha think?

      Feb 28, 2011 at 2:03 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #1.3   divaandwriter bang

      Hmmm. Somebody was getting entertainment out of this temp’s internet traffic!

      Feb 28, 2011 at 9:58 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #1.4   Izzie

      I’ve noticed we don’t tend to sue each other as much over here as in the US.
      But he IS a silly sausage, so his employment tribunal would probably get thrown out anyway.

      Mar 3, 2011 at 12:51 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #2   pony girl

    I don’t think that was an admonishment, I think that was flirting.

    How else to explain the silly sausage remark?

    Feb 27, 2011 at 8:32 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Lauren--NY

      Condescending. Also, LOL.

      Mar 1, 2011 at 12:44 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #3   bec

    I wish all PAN notes contained “You silly sausage, you”

    Dear Muammar Gaddafi, You silly sausage………

    Feb 27, 2011 at 8:36 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #4   Turd ferguson

    That sausage was f*cking delic…oh no…

    Feb 27, 2011 at 8:36 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #5   Kay

    How did she know his sausage was silly?

    Feb 27, 2011 at 8:37 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Smiley4099

      From monitoring his emails.

      Feb 27, 2011 at 9:14 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #5.2   mugabo

      What makes you think that Joanne’s boss is female?

      Feb 28, 2011 at 2:22 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #5.3   Doug.E.Fresh

      I don’t think any self-respecting guy would call another a “silly sausage.”

      Although this is England…

      Feb 28, 2011 at 7:39 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #5.4   Russian

      Actually, it’s very British self-deprecating irony. Nobody would seriously mean it, but I could totally see it from a slightly camp older man.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 3:58 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #5.5   park rose

      How did she know his sausage was silly? It was easy. He was the wurst kind of brat.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 10:38 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #5.6   Canthz_B bang

      Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it, rose.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 10:49 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #5.7   FeRD bang

      Ohhh jebus, please don’t make me liver through another pun thread!

      Mar 1, 2011 at 11:50 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #5.8   Canthz_B bang

      Now we’re about to go out on a Limburger, and that just stinks.

      Mar 2, 2011 at 12:03 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #6   spassgrl

    It’s the “YOU SILLY SAUSAGE, YOU” that really cracked me up. I guess he does have a silly sausage, eh?

    Feb 27, 2011 at 8:47 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   Rhamza

      it’s because not only do they have monitors on the web browsing, they also have web cams to see that the workers are actually working and not…playing. ;)

      Feb 27, 2011 at 9:23 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #7   coco

    YOU: Big tits, slutty, Asain, likes long walks on the beach.

    ME: Silly sausage, totally unaware, turned on by Asains, likes long walks on the beach.

    Let’s make a baby.

    Feb 27, 2011 at 9:24 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #8   JetJackson

    Silly sausage indeed! He needs to be educated in poltical correctness… for example, the politically correct terms are;

    “Larger than average breasts”, “promiscuous women” and “attractive women of oriental descent”

    Feb 27, 2011 at 9:42 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   bec

      Ummm “oriental” is only PC if you were born prior to 1863.

      Feb 27, 2011 at 9:46 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.2   JetJackson

      Really? The term ‘Oriental’ is not unambiguously pejorative. Moreover I doubt that it’s use as such was a key issue that reached a turning point during the American Civil War.

      Feb 27, 2011 at 10:03 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.3   bec

      I hear “oriental” is still widely used in Siam, Persia, Constantinople, Bombay & Ceylon.

      Feb 27, 2011 at 10:26 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.4   Why?

      “The Orient is a term which means “the East.” It is a traditional designation for anything belonging to the Eastern world or the Far East, in relation to Europe. In English it is a metonym describing various parts of Asia. It was also used to indicate the eastern direction in historical astronomy as the adjective Oriental.”

      Feb 27, 2011 at 11:43 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.5   JetJackson

      Things you ‘hear’ can often be unreliable. A bit of googling (much more reliable I will have you know) reveals that whilst Oriental is considered perjorative in the US it is not considered so in many other parts of the world – notably British English where it is an acceptable adjective. Given this note originates from Lancashire I stand by my advice to silly sausage.

      Feb 27, 2011 at 11:43 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.6   zenvelo

      bec: you forgot Peiping (you youngsters might call it Peking!)

      Feb 28, 2011 at 12:13 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.7   Laura Brown

      In the UK, “Asian” is generally assumed to mean people with their roots in the Indian subcontinent (as this is the largest group of Asian immigrants to have settled in the UK — although many of them came by way of East Africa, rather than directly from Asia).

      “Oriental,” when it is used, means people from Japan, China, Korea, etc. However, it’s a bit of a stretch to call it “acceptable.” It does sound old-fashioned, and it implies a certain amount of alienation from the group you’re talking about. It’s rarely if ever used in formal contexts.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 1:07 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.8   Canthz_B bang

      I got a really good deal on an Iranian rug a few weeks ago, though my insurance man insisted on putting it on the policy as Persian.

      I feel dirty now!
      Thank goodness for the comfort my cat gives me as we sit and watch “Anna and the King Of Thailand” alongside my Thai-twin cousins, or was that “Lady and the Tramp”?…my tastes are so eclectic i can’t remember which!

      ♫ We are Siamese if you please…We are Siamese if you don’t please. ♫

      Fuck with me, but NEVER fuck with Walt Disney’s frozen head!

      Feb 28, 2011 at 1:30 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.9   Canthz_B bang

      What do they call the Far East in British Guiana, British Honduras and Rhodesia?
      What ever happened to Inner and Outer Mongolia? Did the place just implode? Do East and West German Olympic medals still count?

      And where is the appropriate place to burn old Social Studies books while keeping a small carbon footprint? :mrgreen: (because “mrgreen” just seemed right here)

      A rose, by any other name…

      Feb 28, 2011 at 1:59 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.10   Canthz_B bang

      So, can Orientals still say “Occidental”?

      I’m genuinely confused as to whether both are wrong nowadays, or just the one?

      Or is just calling each other “people” better?

      Feb 28, 2011 at 2:54 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.11   jetjackson bang

      Sorry I still disagree… Going to have to side with team me on this one. I have dug my hole and if you will excuse me I am going to keep digging.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 3:17 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.12   infanttyrone

      Well, with you being what some Brits call an Antipodean, I can more or less dig where you’re coming from. Without knowing the exact starting point on your big island (eat your heart out, Hawaii), it’s hard to know just where you’ll pop out from if you survive the journey through the middle zone…holes from Perth go through to Bermuda, while starting in Melbourne winds you up in the Azores. Rather than going all the way through, maybe you should double back after digging a bit, dig a 90-degree spur tunnel, and let the language police that are hot on your trail take a trip to the molten middle.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 3:56 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.13   Laura Brown

      Canthz, your last suggestion is the best one I’ve seen.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 4:01 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.14   infanttyrone


      1) Yes, Orientals can still say “Occidental”, but only if they are in the insurance bidness or blogging about severe post-root-canal pain without the aid of a spellchecker.

      2) According to new regulations, old Social Studies textbooks (or even older, preunification books on the subjects of History and Geography) must be recycled and made into toilet paper which is donated, via a USAID program, to the island of Santorini. This is a clear and egregious case of corporate welfare, since, although the paper is free, Rubbermaid is the only toilet-paper-receptacle vendor approved by USAID and the local government of Santorini, and they charge through the nose for those.

      3) Given the success of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, do you think they should try and market a green citrus-based product called “Blimey, Limey !” ?

      4) I hope your Thai-twins are people and not a couple of conjoined cats. Otherwise your pets (companion animals) might have the same problem as the child raised by a Move On man and his Log Cabin Republican partner…their Left Paw didn’t know what their Right Paw was doing.

      5) A Cairene is thinking about starting a blog to cover the coming unrest in areas between his home town and Iraq. Working title = Re:Levant

      Feb 28, 2011 at 4:42 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.15   Canthz_B bang

      LOL, Ty, as usual I was able to stay on the same track as your train of thought before I derailed on the second curve. You move too fast, and I loose my grip!

      Someday name changes will be outlawed and names of places will be standardized, but for now I have to get used to there being 5 oceans, although I was taught there were only 4.

      Sucks to have had good geography grades 40 years ago, then have the world change and, to add insult to injury, they don’t even teach geography anymore. God, I miss Czechoslovakia!

      Feb 28, 2011 at 8:28 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.16   Canthz_B bang

      Actually, now that I think about it, I wonder if “Oriental” doesn’t have something to do with how we orient the start of the day on planet Earth, given where the international date line is.
      I mean, our day is oriented by that line, so making that the start point should confer a meaning of prominence to the people living in the “Oriental Time Zone” or starting point, no?
      Again, no research, just wondering if that could be where this comes from.
      Not stirring a turd.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 8:40 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.17   Jimmy James

      It’s no longer acceptable to call British people ‘limeys’. Their sailors switched over to using naval oranges to fight scruvy years ago.

      Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 10:14 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.18   infanttyrone


      Per the occasionally successful Wiki page on/for/about Asia:

      The term “Asia” is originally a concept exclusively of Western civilization.[6] The peoples of ancient Asia (Chinese, Japanese, Indians, Persians, Arabs etc.) never conceived the idea of Asia, simply because they did not see themselves collectively. In their perspective, they were vastly varied civilizations, contrary to ancient European belief.[6]……..
      The ideas of Occidental (form Latin Occidens ‘setting’) and Oriental (from Latin Oriens for ‘rising’) are also European invention, synonymous with Western and Eastern.[6] Reid further emphasizes that it explains the Western point of view of placing all the peoples and cultures of Asia into a single classification, almost as if there were a need for setting the distinction between Western and Eastern civilizations on the Eurasian continent.[6]

      So, we (the perhaps less varied civilizations [or "civilizations", for the hair-shirt crowd] who typically think of ourselves as “Westerners”) have been using Occident/Orient terminology since long before the IDL, which was legally established only in 1917 (trusting Wiki). The question that occurs to me is whether any of those vastly varied cultures the PC police insensitively lump into “Asia” have similar East/West terminologies based on a need for setting the distinction between Western and Eastern civilizations. What if some of them thought of themselves as Westerners ? Thailand is west of Japan (although not as much as your average Social Studies student might think), so might they not think of folks in Hawaii as “Orientals” from the Far East ? It’s a question that cries out for assistance from native botanicals and an afternoon of studying M.C. Escher’s prints.

      Actually that second curve was intended to be a knuckleball, which reminds me to thank you for keeping cricket terminology from creeping into the “pitch” thread a few days ago. When the terms “pitch”, “fast ball”, and “slow ball” suddenly get mixed up with “bowling”, it makes my head spin, much like it does while reading the following “explanation” of some of that game’s mechanics:

      A left-handed bowler who uses the leg spin action naturally bowls the ball so it spins in the opposite direction to a right-handed leg spinner. Such a bowler is not called a leg spinner, but a left-arm unorthodox spinner. Such spinners are also sometimes colloquially called Chinamen, since the first notable practitioner was of a Chinese background. The leg spin action itself is often called wrist spin, since most of the spin is imparted by the wrist. Both leg spinners and left-arm unorthodox spinners are wrist spinners.

      *Apologies in advance to Jet, Rose, and any others who night be offended by my pretending to be addled by the above transparent prose.

      ** I suspect that your humour batting average is substantially above what most would call “occasionally successful”.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 11:50 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.19   infanttyrone

      Jimmy James,

      The ‘limey’ bit was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, as I hope was your use of ‘naval’ oranges, which, with the possible exception of products of shipboard horticulture, are called, in U.S. English anyway, ‘navel’ oranges. Greeks (because it’s their language) and foppish fans of James Joyce (for reasons that are all too fathomable) may toss around the word “omphalos”, but you’ve got about a Chinaman’s chance in Hell of hearing one of them say ‘naftikos’.

      Speaking of Chinamen…
      1) If you weren’t referring to my ‘use’ of the word in quoting a website devoted to cricket, what were you referring to ? I did a ‘Find’ search on this page and, except for our posts, came up empty on ‘china’ and ‘dude’, so I’m scratching my head a bit (if that’s still an acceptable phrase).
      2) If you were referring to the above, please tell me how you were apparently able to post your admonishment 96 minutes before I hit the Submit button on my end. At least one Enquiring Mind wants to know.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 12:24 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.20   la B

      Not to put too fine a point on it, but with his “Chinaman” comment, Jimmy James was referencing what is quite possibly one of the greatest movies of all time…

      *of all time!*

      Feb 28, 2011 at 12:56 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.21   infanttyrone

      la B,

      Oh, thanks…I only saw it once and I’ve been mostly absent from this site for 6 months or so, so I didn’t catch Le’Bowski reference (PMF).
      Nice to know that my post-in-progress wasn’t being hacked and that the fabric of the time-space continuum wasn’t being shredded.

      Bravo, Jimmy ! (not referencing David McCallum as Dr. Mallard)

      Feb 28, 2011 at 1:13 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.22   Jimmy James

      Honestly, I’ve just been saving the lame sailors / ‘naval’ oranges for scurvy joke (Because they’re in the Navy? Eh?) and this seemed like as good a set up as I could expect. Sometimes my humor doesn’t translate well to the internet- I thought switching from IE to Firefox might help, but apparently not.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 2:32 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.23   TKD

      Jimmy, even without ty’s overly researched retorts you get a thumb for 8.17. But the fact that you evoked such response… well it’s just fucking delicious!

      Ty, really? Thank you for making my day brighter because now I can almost justify saying: “Bad retort you!”

      Feb 28, 2011 at 3:16 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.24   Natasha

      Ha ha. Somebody thinks that internet revolves around them.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 3:44 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.25   Odious

      It won’t be long and “asian” will be seen as perjorative, too.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 4:23 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.26   Nunavut Guy

      I guess slant eyed little wog is right out of play.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 6:19 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.27   butt

      @Odious: it already is in some circles. Some Asian Americans resent being called just “Asian” (it gives an implication that they are foreigners when they are Americans). Most people would call a black person “African American” but that’s as far as it goes… Hispanics are often lumped together as “Mexicans” regardless of their real country of descent, and almost never “Mexican/Honduran/Peruvian/etc Americans” at all.

      Feb 28, 2011 at 8:45 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.28   Canthz_B bang

      The reason we are called “African Americans” is because there really is no way to know what nation state we come from. We’ve been forced to claim the entire continent as a result. I’d love to be a Nation-American like Irish-Americans and everyone else, but that wasn’t a part of the business model of the slave trade. As a result of a few hundred years of interbreeding with whites and Africans descended from many different tribes, we have become a distinct race of people. A people both culturally and genetically (as well as aesthetically) different from our African brethren.
      Count your blessings if your heritage has not been stolen from you.
      And maybe understand just a little what some people have lost and still survived, in fact, in many cases prospered and contributed greatly.

      BTW, stop calling Barack Obama an African-American if you insist on making distinctions. He’s a Kenyan-American. His father was from Kenya, his mom American. He was born in Hawaii. He has no historical ties to American slavery (his dad came to America in the 1950s and missed all of that fun) and knows well from whence he comes. ;-)

      Mar 1, 2011 at 12:33 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.29   Canthz_B bang

      Call me what you will. I’ve been “Colored”, “Negro”, “Black”, “Afro-American”, “African-American” and a list of unmentionables in my relatively short life (“Niggra” always warms my heart).
      But I’ve always been me, and I’m good with that.

      Don’t get bent out of shape over labels. Those change…you should be true to yourself, not some label.

      Mar 1, 2011 at 10:28 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.30   FeRD bang

      I can call you Betty.

      Mar 1, 2011 at 10:45 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.31   Canthz_B bang

      Or Wilma. But please don’t call me Shirley…or late for dinner! :lol:

      Mar 1, 2011 at 10:49 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.32   Booger

      Wow…lots of people got themselves worked up over nothing. Argue over your white liberal guilt all you want. Who gives a rat’s ass what you call someone? We all taste salty and a little funky (depending on whether you were just playing sports and haven’t showered or maybe you have, but you are just nasty) at times of the day.

      Mar 1, 2011 at 11:11 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.33   FeRD bang

      Sometimes we’re nutty, sometimes we’re corny,
      We can be brown or… greenish brown!

      Mar 1, 2011 at 11:51 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #8.34   pony girl

      Can’t speak for other countries, but in the USA most people say Asian instead of Oriental. Usually, the older someone is, the more likely they are to say Oriental. I’ve never really understood how Oriental came to be thought of as racist.

      Of course, back home, we don’t use either. Because we say Japanese, or Okinawan, or Chinese or Korean or whatever.
      Because in Hawai’i we can actually tell what everyone is. (unless they’re haole, then we have no clue. )

      Mar 2, 2011 at 3:23 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #9   aaa bang

    You silly sausage
    Hey, I see what you wank to
    Go for drinks later?

    Feb 27, 2011 at 10:56 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #10   George

    I think we all need a lesson in cultural understanding. In England, “Asian” means someone of South Asian (e.g. Indian, Pakistani, Bangladeshi, etc.) descent. “Babes” means babies. “Tits” are a type of bird we call “chickadees.” And “sluts”… well, I’m sure that was a typo.

    Who’s the silly sausage (daft banger) now??

    Feb 28, 2011 at 12:56 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #11   Canthz_B bang

    Such a silly misunderstanding.

    There’s an obvious misspelling leading to all of this confusion.
    It should read “Big Tits”, “Sluts” and “Asian Babes” tend to not go untouched.

    Feb 28, 2011 at 1:49 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #12   graham_cracker bang

    The random smiley face tends to make it all the more creepy. I bet they’ve got some sort of perverted smiley face armband-wearing secret police going on there with security cameras set up in strange random places. And the “You silly sausage, you” suggests that the perp is now on some sort of secret hit list.

    Feb 28, 2011 at 2:14 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #13   matt

    poor guy! All he was doing was running some background checks on his clientelle. Afterall, it is a social services office. Gotta make sure thoses “unemployed single women” are fully checked out : b

    Feb 28, 2011 at 2:18 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #14   Canthz_B bang

    Response via email:

    Thank you for your kind notice of my diligent work in securing big tittied, slutty Asian babes for your upcoming trip to Singapore.
    I’ve been assured they are all virgins and under age fourteen as per your request.

    Please be advised that I will need more lead time to ensure such accommodations in advance of your scheduled trip to Las Vegas, as virgins are hard to come by in that locale.

    Always at your service,
    Corporate “Relations” Department

    Feb 28, 2011 at 2:39 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #15   Canthz_B bang

    No comment, may use this space later.

    Feb 28, 2011 at 2:51 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #16   The Elf

    I gotta ask – how does someone NOT assume their email & web use is being monitored at work?

    Feb 28, 2011 at 8:08 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   Canthz_B bang

      You’re an elf. You know how Santa works…he knows if you’ve been bad or good, now we all know how he knows!

      Feb 28, 2011 at 8:59 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #17   epiphany

    @CantzB I’ve noticed you bombard each new post with multiple comments attempting humor that occasionally succeeds.

    Are you that Tosh.O guy?

    Feb 28, 2011 at 9:29 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   clever name


      Feb 28, 2011 at 11:38 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #17.2   CakeasaurusRex

      It’s all about the thumbs, man… all about the thumbs… *twitch*

      Feb 28, 2011 at 12:21 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #17.3   Canthz_B bang

      @epiphany, what was I thinking?! Telling jokes on a humorous website…and spelling other people’s names right? :-P

      Feb 28, 2011 at 8:36 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #17.4   ltv

      It’s about time someone mentioned this problem.
      Also, emoticons don’t add to the humor atttempts.

      Mar 2, 2011 at 7:52 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #17.5   Canthz_B bang

      It’s about time someone was given a reality check…

      Meat/poison. Fortunately, you don’t make the rules here. :roll: :evil: :-P

      Don’t spend too much time on the internet. Tends to give you the false sense that you have some.

      Kerry can block me any time she likes. Thus far she hasn’t, so sit back and enjoy hating the ride. ;-)

      Mar 2, 2011 at 8:09 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #18   lili

    I think this is one of the better PA notes we’ve had in some time.

    Feb 28, 2011 at 1:36 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

  • #19   Criminal Defense Lawyer Los Angeles

    Well, you have to at least give them credit for not reporting it for criminal activity or anything. What better way to make laughter out of an embarrassing situation?

    Mar 1, 2011 at 4:53 pm   rating: 90  small thumbs up

    • #19.1   FeRD bang

      No, *you* have to give them credit for that. WE only have to point out that there’s nothing criminal about viewing porn websites. Nor about misusing your employer’s computer in that way. (It can get you canned, escorted off the premises, heck probably even sued… but that still doesn’t make it illegal!)

      …Wait. How does a criminal defense lawyer not already know that? No matter, though — I’m sure it in no way reflects badly on your professional skills. Best of luck to you!

      Mar 2, 2011 at 12:03 am   rating: 90  small thumbs up


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