Comments on: I love you, you’re perfect, now leave

By: Melba

Melba — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 18:10:14 +0000

Hahahahaha!

By: Submitter

Submitter — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 01:34:48 +0000

Submitter here,
Ok so I would like to point out a few things:
A) You all just made my day.
B) I never suggested vibrators were a bad thing, I was advocating their useage. LITERALLY hahaha.
C) Unfortunately, the word ‘rooms’ is referring to one person. Apparently it’s acceptable to pluralize words to make them cutesy nicknames. As you can see the writer’s writing skills are undoubtedly fantastic.

Clarification: There are four roommates in total : ‘Rooms’ and the writer in one room, and myself and another roommate in the other. The note was intended for ‘rooms’ to let her know that the writer was leaving for the night and ‘rooms’ should also leave to go to her boyfriend’s house (because the house is apparently a death trap). However, it was strategically placed so that we (the other two roommates) could see it. So we would know how much she dislikes living in our presence. Lovely, rooms, just lovely.

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 15:59:53 +0000

I like to push the PRAMALOOOOOOOOOT.

By: Farah

Farah — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 05:24:10 +0000

This looks like a note my robot vacuum cleaner Roomba would leave for me, right before it goes back to the docking station.

By: People Person

People Person — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 17:15:13 +0000

She is using “literally” quite correctly, folks. Her batteries need to be recharged but due to the dampening field in their apartment which sucks the life force (i.e., charge) out of her and her batteries, she needs to recharge them elsewhere. Case closed.

By: Bunny

Bunny — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 14:44:06 +0000

Did she write this reply on a pantyliner wrapper?

By: Clumber

Clumber — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 14:05:52 +0000

The Larch.

By: graham_cracker

graham_cracker — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 08:46:20 +0000

I sincerely hope that stationary isn’t the kind that’s made out of recycled panda turds. That shit’s nasty…

By: FeRD

FeRD — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 05:46:55 +0000

…Now I’m concerned that this thread is in imminent danger of devolving into a Monty Python routine.

By: FeRD

FeRD — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 05:40:59 +0000

Heyyyy, Kerri came thru!! Awesome. \o/

You r00l, O Keeper of the Notes.

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 05:30:56 +0000

You can always hum Just My Imagination by The Temptations while you’re at it…always worked for me and Valerie Bertinelli!!

By: pony girl

pony girl — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 05:24:49 +0000

ROFLMAO!

Thanks a lot, CB. Now I’ll have to fight the image of Gilligan popping into my head.

Now, the Professor, he was hot!

By: Canthz_B

Canthz_B — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 02:19:44 +0000

Bob Denver?

By: pony girl

pony girl — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 01:33:08 +0000

@matt,

It took me 20 hours to get that.

This may explain why I’m single.