Comments on: Well, Randy Newman? Let’s hear you write an Oscar-winning song about a dirty sponge.

By: Mary

Mary — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:28:27 +0000

CB, you know what a doll is, don’t you? It’s an empty headed plaything.

By: Flip-Flappin'

Flip-Flappin' — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 14:13:17 +0000

I believe you have my stapler.

By: JetJackson

JetJackson — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 05:38:40 +0000

Oh I know I am a nutcase… I just don’t like having to work with other nutcases. I would prefer they not steal my nutcase thunder.

By: park rose

park rose — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 03:08:00 +0000

Or whose square pants are worn . . .

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 23:13:44 +0000

You wanted a Randy Newman song…

The Sharpie’s note got no wisdom
Sharpie’s note got no wisdom
Sharpie’s note got no wisdom, ya see?

The old brittle sponge,
wants to die
The Scotch Brite one
Is here to fight
The tea knows it,
That pacifying tea!
Then the cup just tells them,
“Why don’t you drink me?”

But I don’t get that Sharpie note,
…don’t get that Sharpie note,
…don’t get that Sharpie note.
It’s weird!

Sharpie’s note is just the thing
to analyze…
it makes me wonder if…
Is the Pen adopted,
or the Splenda’s wife??

The Sharpie’s note got no wisdom
Sharpie’s note got no wisdom
Sharpie’s note got no wisdom, ya know?

I get the Splenda’s point
He’s a pot calling black,
…and the Scotch Brite line,
saying “Just relax”
There’s a little water-
of course the jug’s empty!
are all the fights mended
by the pacifying tea?
Now that little yellow Splenda’s
calling me a fake?
How much more can I even take??
Well, I don’t get that Sharpie note,
…don’t get that Sharpie note,
…don’t get that Sharpie note.
It’s weird!

By: GhostWriter

GhostWriter — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 22:42:01 +0000

Hold on, Melissa; your Mom writes notes and attaches them to your teeth?

By: Clumber

Clumber — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 22:19:00 +0000

Just a smit like overanalyzing a joke, eh?

By: I donno

I donno — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 22:08:49 +0000

It should have stopped at “stop fighting” that was hilarious but then it just kept going & wasn’t as funny.

By: Lauren--NY

Lauren--NY — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:51:31 +0000

Haha! I love this one. At least people are having some fun at work!

By: park rose

park rose — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:46:01 +0000

Yes, we definitely know who wears the square pants in this relationship.

By: TKD

TKD — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 20:18:49 +0000

To paraphrase my poker playing grandmother: If you look around the table and can’t spot the nutcase, it is probably you.

By: Neeners

Neeners — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 19:47:26 +0000

It could be worse, you could work in an office like mine where everyone is TOO serious.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:22:41 +0000

They were asking for it.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 18:19:42 +0000

I fully expect a fourth picture showing a mushroom with a post-it that reads “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.”

Or perhaps the mushroom was eaten before the first picture and that’s what prompted the whole scene.