Comments on: That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

By: Anna

Anna — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 10:03:07 +0000

I’ve decided to believe that she was just marking her territory.

By: Donna Martin Graduates!

Donna Martin Graduates! — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 07:00:28 +0000

^ then what did the pants do after all they did all that booting?

By: Fyodor Karamazov

Fyodor Karamazov — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 10:59:37 +0000

In my country womans pee in bucket.

By: Manda

Manda — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 07:30:57 +0000

Did that chick not see The Big Lebowski? Have people forgotten how far a person will go to get their pissed-on rug replaced?!

I’m with Rug Guy. (Couldn’t call him Rug Dude, because that’s nearing Dude blasphemy)

By: Twez

Twez — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 02:49:52 +0000

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

By: lili

lili — Thu, 10 Mar 2011 20:04:51 +0000

Another parent of toddlers here… pee does come out, eventually.

So if the man owning the carpet was this girl’s dad, and she were two years old, or perhaps even three or four, cleaning it would be the reasonable thing to do.

However, he is the roommate of her friend.

Replace the rug and get thee to AA, babe.

By: red velvet

red velvet — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:58:08 +0000

Submitter IS the girl who peed on the rug, and she’s trying to get sympathy points from the internet. Good to see that’s not going to happen.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 18:53:25 +0000

That costs extra.

By: Nunavut Guy

Nunavut Guy — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 18:45:36 +0000

Did you pee on him after?

By: coolidge

coolidge — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 04:04:34 +0000

cool story bro

By: ctc

ctc — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 03:41:03 +0000

Ermm… a good steam cleaning will just set the smell. Many a pet owner have found this out the hard way…

By: Mrs.Beasley

Mrs.Beasley — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 02:49:25 +0000

Ay, there’s the rub! Was the victimized textile a rug? Or was it a carpet? The note says “carpet,” the submitter says “rug.” Just whom are we to believe, the friend of the Peepetrator, or the proprietor of the Peed-upon?

By: Splint Chesthair

Splint Chesthair — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 01:27:37 +0000

yep, we’re all female early on in the womb.

By: Nuki

Nuki — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 00:58:44 +0000

Once when I was in college I got drunk and had sex with my friend’s roommate’s boyfriend… she didn’t make me buy her a new one though. Maybe because the old one was defective anyway.