Comments on: Kitty Containment: A global issue

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 22:23:17 +0000

Stinky pulled an April Fools prank on Flatmate by making the drunk bastard believe that he escaped when really Stinky took the opportunity to help himself into Flatmates room to sleep on his bed and rip up his shoe laces while the stupidly drunk Flatmate tried in vain to find Stinky only to find out the next day, much to his annoyance, that Stinky was well and not lost.. After that, the signs were posted up by a pissed off Flatmate as a April Fools gift to Stinky.

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 21:49:17 +0000

In my honest opinion, being named “Stinky” is better for the cats self esteem then being named “Prozac Snowball licker”.. Stinky can get a bath, Prozac, however; There is nothing that can redeem that.

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 21:44:13 +0000

Bones: “That vulcan son of a b*#ch! It’s his revenge for all those escape attempts I made!!”

By: TickleMyBambo

TickleMyBambo — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 21:37:40 +0000

Only in Harpers Ferry it is a normal sight to see a strange fellow waltzing around, trapping and throwing bags full of cats in the back of his pick up. He is like the towns Santa Clause, but instead of delivering toys and cheer, this cat collector unleashes a flurry of scared homeless cats on to the property of disgruntled owner who have no idea what to do with this guys left over trophy’s other then hold a cat sanctuary and look around desperately to find the lost felines a home while Mr. Catnapper continues on his daily rounds of cat trapping and dumping fulfilling his role as The Cat Collector of Harpers Ferry. He is also the reason why Submitters #1 and #2 refuse to let or allow others to let their cats out into the world.

By: Duncan Hill

Duncan Hill — Fri, 01 Apr 2011 20:24:13 +0000

@Splint Chesthair

There is no St Ives in Cambridgeshire, but there is one in Huntingdonshire.

By: park rose

park rose — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:08:10 +0000

And a catapullet? The reason for the catapult, perhaps.

By: Odious

Odious — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 20:44:18 +0000

This person could have MS or a disability…

By: malkatz

malkatz — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 09:30:50 +0000

Is the Harper’s Ferry note a reference I’m not getting, or is this horrific note actually the truth?

By: Sirius¤

Sirius¤ — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 18:57:17 +0000

Driving them out to the countryside isn’t the EASIEST option either. They call it a catapult for a reason.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 13:31:53 +0000

There’s variance by locality, of course. But I have a hard time believing that dumping a cat in the countryside is the BEST option. It’s cruel to the cat and burdensome on the residents of that area.

By: chesire cat

chesire cat — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 12:14:34 +0000

Unfortunately our Humane Society charges to drop off animals even ones you caught roaming your property.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 11:58:20 +0000

I don’t blame people for humanely trapping the cats, but please don’t dump them in the countryside. It might resolve your problem, but usually makes everyone else’s worse. There’s lots of resources available, depending on where you live. There are no-kill shelters, the local humane society, animal control, feral cat organizations, etc.

By: Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 08:15:52 +0000

The birds, obviously.

By: Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

Dr. Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 08:14:26 +0000

I’d say it’s more likely that the man in question is trapping cats that wander on to his property for some reason. I’ve done it. Had no choice. Neighbourhood cats have killed my chickens more than once. So I catch them and take them out to the countryside miles and miles away. Word seems to have spread amongst the cat community now and they stay away.
It was either that or start shooting them, to be honest.

Either this man is a desperate chicken owner, or he’s just tired of them shitting in his begonias.